madonna selling a gr*ndr exclusive edition of her new album is… We really are in hell

Washington D. C. ….Washedupflop Debtridden Capitalism maybe

They should build an AI poster that literally isn’t the ugliest fucking thing to ever lay eyes upon but that looks like it’s impossible so maybe let’s go back to the drawing board ❤️

namasenda kelela and hopefully tinashe releasing music soon….like it’s about to be crazy as hell this summer

My favorite thing about drag race is I don’t remember all of them so every all stars is nearly completely new to me like omg who are these divas 😍

Are u actually from a small town if u havent heard horse hooves clopping nearby

Haven’t even stepped foot in D.C yet but I can smell the chopped white gays with race play fetishes already

Take that carhartt off twink u don’t deserve it

Writing essays is easy for a person like me because I could yap it up with a Chicago rat easily. He doesn’t even have to respond

Wait lemme delete that ❤️ omg I love the delete button

You could literally tell me Atlanta is a city in New York and I would believe you I truly do not know what’s there like I’ll know when I arrive

I didn’t know bushwick was in Brooklyn (i was choosing to be willfully ignorant I didn’t look anything up + it’s more fun that way) and now all of my new York friends want to hang me publicly

Arming myself with deodorant spray when I visit bushwick in two weeks

So if I do the math right I made friends from Oahu and I know a homosexual who works on a certain airline…should I pack my bags soon or

Academia is crazy as hell why was I getting drunk with a Harvard professor and an epidemiologist 😭

i care about my community above all else, which is why i consider them all morally inferior to me and antagonize them at every opportunity

Me only having 6 days until the next leg of my conference tour ohhhh please don’t let me experience that kind of layover ever again I was supposed to be home yesterday but american Airlines fucked me over soooo badly how the fuck you turn a 5 hour flight time into 12 😭😭

Hey yall I had Jack in the box for the first time three days ago and my foot is still numb since then what do I do?

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Trying to find non-tourist ways to visit island nations and behold this group of Hawaiian ladies befriended me 🌺 goodbye america hello Hawaii

I love being a Chicago cosplayer. Yes I’m from here girl omg yea I love the cubs and hotdogs omggggg also our pizza kinda fucking sucks compared to Detroit style!

My drafts are mid as hell idk I am crazy but I know what a journal is

“You’re shady af“ can we fuck?

The 80 year old gays losing their minds over hagdonna. Water found in lake

my weakness is idk how to network at conferences like girl what do I even say

Mexican food stays on top because you really do be getting enough Food to feed two people under 20 dollars wtf

Hate music in notes and in meme instagram posts. Turn that bullshit off

Dani pax told me to get those vacuum bags for my carry on, I did and that shit works wonders. Dani packs.

this summer about to be a 1 minute and 26 second ad that you can’t skip

Not liking Kelela is a character flaw btw

Everyone on A*rb*b is evil as fuck because why did I just now find out that people purposely cancel your booking closer to your date to raise the price when you rebook…omg you all need to be hung and quartered

love How everything is kinda just made up that’s why I move so whimsically

Bitch there’s just no way I found a remote job that quite literally is the exact thing I wanna do and it would work with my school schedule 😭😭😭 im scared to apply because if they reject me I’ll Evaporate

crazy how my alleged moomf has lived in the same city I’ll be in next week…the connections are connecting

Thinking about the one and only time so far that I have been stolen from and it was a pair of papi briefs by some random gay boy who I stayed in a hostel with like 3-4 years ago…..

I think Easter is so cute too bad they want me to give af about some dead guy instead of Cuntress Bunny

Love my small community of el gee bee tees but holy shit I cannot stand small town mentality. the fuck do you mean you’re comfortable having just one Mexican restaurant and a Walmart?

Bored, are there any twinks I could Convince they’re actually 🥚?

paid 70 dollars for two pairs of puss swim briefs…summer is in fact ready for another f@ggot walking around damn near naked

so does anyone know how to pack a weeks worth of things into a single carry on bag or do I have to consult the crazy backpacker people who bring just a sock a toothbrush and a dream to the Philippines for 3 months

If I had a man I wouldnt have a man bc I do. no I don’t ❤️

My tour starting in 2 weeks in crazy as hell…I have never been to the desert or the ocean btw

Do yall ever keep people u don’t fw anymore on socials because ur on their CF and u wanna analyze them more….

Sobbing and then immediately stopping because i having a meeting in 15 minutes omg bitch i will not be looking puffy on camera!!!

You know I’ve seen some drag that started out just like Noem‘s husband’s crossie pics

They diagnosed me with BTI disease omfg….

the pinnacle of my travels so far will be visiting a restaurant of a 96 year old Mexican indigenous woman that survived her restaurant closing and several 🧊probes…literally could serve me an empty plate and I’m still paying and leaving a tip

Flashy protests are cunt and all but also know that you should directly be giving whatever resources you have (time or monetary) to those directly affected by policy otherwise you’re not doing what you think you’re doing tbh

I wanna romanticize train travel but bitch im not sitting on there for longer than like 6 hours are you insane

amtrak would be so much better if it went 200 mph because how on earth does it take an entire day just to go from Chicago to NY the automobile industry needs to be destroyed