Leak the Epstein files. Just leak them. Do it. You’ll be famous; you’ll be a hero.

Bari Weiss was too toxic for the @nytimes.com. Think about that.

This is true.

So, now they steal your shit on top of kidnapping you and messing up your place. They know people won’t fight back. Americans are scared shitless. We keep asking for someone to do something already and come save us. No one is coming. We did this to ourselves and now we’re on our own.

Funny 🤣

For MAGA, facts are pesky things

Cut the crap. Publish the Epstein files. Everything else is a distraction.

Go fuck a couch, JD (or whatever the fuck your name is).

Stephen Miller looks like a burned out lightbulb with ears. I, on the other hand, have a full head of hair and I can let it grow long if I fucking feel like it.

If given a choice between Jane Goodall or Donald Trump dying today, I bet most people around the world, including me, would have chosen Trump.

Now that the government is shutdown it’s the perfect opportunity to leak the Epstein files.

Wonderful. Before we do that, let’s leak the Epstein files; no redactions, please.

She told America. We told America. Now, it's here.

Espero que Bolsonaro se recupere logo para que possa passar o resto de sua vida na prisão. I hope Bolsonaro recovers soon so he can spend the rest of his life in prison.

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

The comedic value of this country’s stupidity is priceless. JFC.

Pathetically inconsequential bags of shit. Fucking losers.

Dear Democrats, The impending government shutdown is not your problem to fix. Stop begging the Republicans to let you help them. Instead, make a lot of noise letting the world know they’re responsible for this and that whatever happens it’ll be their fault. Focus on their stupidity, not yours.

I hope there’s a brave attorney already preparing a lawsuit to take the thug to the cleaners (does anyone know his name?) He’s just another broke-ass loser who joined ICE because he’s otherwise unemployable but, still, I hope the lady he injured gets to take his beat-up truck and his double-wide.

A Large Language Model (LLM) trained on the worldview, musings, and opinions of Donald Trump shall be called an ASS (Artificial Stupidity System).

That’s funny.

This cunt has never been held responsible for his actions. That’s why he is the way he is. Accountability can come in many forms; beating the living shit out of him and sending him to the ICU for a few months would be a good start.

Cool story, bro. Now, let’s talk about releasing the Epstein files.

Ghislaine Maxwell once referred to the girls she trafficked as “garbage.” It’s no surprise that they, including Trump, also raped young boys. There’s a rumor that some children died on Epstein’s island. That’s probably what they’re trying so hard to hide.

If Mr Comey knows something about Donald’s name being all over the Epstein files, this would be a great opportunity to make it all public just for shits and giggles.

Jeffrey Epstein’s victims have a powerful weapon at their disposal: They have kompromat on a lot of very powerful people. If their list includes Republican senators and members of Congress, their message to them should be “Do as we say or we call your wife’s divorce attorneys.” Fight fire with fire.

It’s meant to spell MALEFICENT, you perverts.

Fuck Ryan Walters. I hope he drops dead in the middle of rubbing one out while watching some good-ol’ fashioned porn. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

There’s one rule to follow regarding the regime: Assume everything they say is a lie. Believe nothing. Question everything. Donald Trump and everyone who works for him are mendacious liars. Do not trust them; do not give them the benefit of the doubt; ever.

I don’t care for James Comey but it sucks that he’s being prosecuted on bullshit charges just because Donald hates his guts. That shit ain’t right.

Kimmel is back. The pressure campaign worked. Congratulations to us. Now we need to make Disney drop Sinclair and Nexstar from their ABC distribution network. No reactivating subscriptions until then.

Jimmy Kimmel’s comeback show was funny. Now let’s go back to talking about how Donald Trump is a child rapist and his name is all over the Epstein files, shall we?

We told you it was all about white privilege, supremacy, and dominance. They have a problem with our existence and our rights. Well, tough shit because we’re not going anywhere. If they don’t like it, they should all move to Russia.

Awesome.

This is excellent trolling.

We do. What happens is there are a lot of stupid people and apathetic people in the US. The dumb ones are loyal members of the Trump cult and show up to vote. The others don’t give a shit about anything and end up supporting the dumb ones with their inaction. We’re caught in the middle.

Press charges against Tom Homan for personally murdering 1,800 people. If he wants to claim he didn’t murder them, he can show proof of life of all of them and reveal where they are.

For those experiencing a delay in today’s Rapture, Jesus has been detained indefinitely by ICE for being an undocumented immigrant. He is currently being held in an undisclosed ICE facility pending deportation. 💀😂😅🤣

Everyone at the UN General Assembly should ask to see the Epstein files.

If you live in #AZ07, tomorrow is Election Day! My friend Adelita Grijalva is running to fight for southern Arizona in Congress, and I’m proud to support her. Find where you can drop your ballot or vote in person at IWillVote.com/AZ.

Happy Rapture Day, Christians. Go, no one’s stopping you. C’mon… go… What are you waiting for? Fuck off already.

Thanks Tylenol. Now, where were we with the Epstein files? Let’s go back to that, shall we?

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now I can’t stop talking about the Epstein files. Donald Trump is a child rapist. Release the Epstein files! (see? I can’t help it).

Johnson & Johnson, the makers of Tylenol, better start pumping money into Democratic campaigns to ensure the next Congress does something to reverse whatever crazy shit this anti-Tylenol announcement is going to do to their bottom line.

It would be a shame if someone joined ICE and used their insider position to leak information about their operations so people can prepare to meet them in the streets. I urge people not to do that, okay?

If you’re trying to cancel your Disney+ subscription and they’re not letting you do it, publish your user ID and password so other people can consume their content for free. That’ll piss them off more than losing subscribers.

It’s 1:00 AM on Sunday, September 21, 2026. Is the motherfucker dead yet?

Free speech is a fundamental human right. It’s not something some third-rate tinpot despot with an orange face and fucked up hair gets to give or take. FAFO, chuds. Just try.

“Secretary of Lying” is most excellent.

Dutch late night TV has its take