Remember, the best way to get your boomer father to stop talking about politics is just to say the word "Yellowstone"

Writing poems for folks downtown.

As we round out mental health awareness month, remember this: Never attribute to your flaws what should be attributed to your material conditions.

Some poems I wrote while busking.

The job market is such a nightmare that I've lost my mind and have decided to convert my resume into a playable video game in the style of Chrono Trigger. Recruit my education, experience, and achievements to take on Future Boss. Will it get me a job? Prob not. Is it copium? Definitely.

The government isnt the one that's robbing you. Billionaires are robbing you, the government has just failed to stop them and politicians have enabled them. Putting a billionaire in the government is like putting termites in a lumber mill.

The Laken Riley act just passed with 48 democrats supporting it. Now, the US government can detain immigrants indefinitely. If you were wondering what the the Tarrifs were for, or how the US would make up for the lack of imports. The answer was slavery. The point was labor camps.

Firefighters look on from the gallery as the Utah Senate votes to advance a bill that will take away their right to collectively bargain. (Photo by Tribune photographer Trent Nelson) www.sltrib.com/news/politic...

So let me get this straight. Trump fired 400 senior FAA officials, 3000 air traffic controllers and the head of the TSA. Then, an accident occurred between a plane and a helicopter and Trump blames the accident on *checks notes* DEI?

Man, the left needs an Alex Jones. Someone so unironically ridiculous that people will be forced to contend with the constant flow of absurd progressive lies. "THE PROUD BOYS ARE GIVING ABORTIONS TO MALE SEAHORSES!"

Here's a classic gaslighting strategy you see every day now. DARVO Deny Attack Reverse Victim & Offender "that didn't happen, you're crazy, I'm the one who is hurting because of this, because this is actually your fault."

Hey fellow artists! Are you prepared for: 1. No more arts grants 2. Arts sponsors and patrons will only support their friends and family 3. Online stores and algorithms will remove, ban, or shadow ban your work 4. Doxing, and direct violence against you. 5. Fighting and creating anyway.

Have you ever had a shitty assistant manager? Like, you and your coworkers keep complaining about him and HR does nothing? Now imagine that person was promoted to CEO. That's what it means to have Pete Hegseth confirmed. Except this company has the power to burn down the world.

The man behind this is: Senate President Stuart Adams He represents Farmington, Layton, Kaysville and Bountiful. This is the last bastion for Democracy in Utah. He is trying to take it away.

"Do Your Research" Says Tucker, who's mom wouldn't let him read To Kill A Mockingbird in school.

"Alright! You're all signed up for health insurance! Would you like to purchase the TEETH DLC pack or the EYES DLC pack?" #ushealthcare #healthcare

Here's a fun biology fact for people who didn't get a proper health class in high school. A fetus at conception develops female sex organs first. They don't turn into male sex organs for 7 to 8 weeks. Per Trump's executive order, everyone is classified as a woman now by the federal government.

Verified this claim myself. TikTok is actively censoring certain searches about Donald Trump from the US. Using a VPN they all work. TikTok has been taken over by conservative media. This is terrifying.

Wow. The fascists are really taking control here. Let's check on the left and see what their plans are to stop them. Democrats: "our plan is to do nothing but make it look like we tried." Leftists: "we're just gonna keep canceling eachother in a circle."

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Remember in the fyre fest documentary when the guy had to agree to suck dick for cases of water? Tiktok's "welcome back" message gives that energy.

Follow for more boss tutorials. #eldenring #giant #donquixote

I guess Libs of TikTok has to change her name to Children's Hospital Bombing Encourager

Show me your #tiktokHeadstone #tiktok #tiktokban

Remember, most of the time, you're not the one by the lever, you're the one on the tracks.

Want to know more cursed historical facts? Check out the Mancy Podcast! A show about the history of magic and how it got ppl f**ked up. open.spotify.com/show/37D6EuR...

Losing tiktok is a bummer. Especially when the closest alternative is Meta. It's gonna be a pain rescuing all my videos. Especially since Instagram's length limit cuts them off when I post them.

A clip from my poem Relapse, An Elegy for Zach Baker in 12 steps. Full video on Charm City Slam's YT page. youtu.be/sAjVtmqobEY?... #poetry #poem #harmreduction #naloxone #spokenword #poetryslam

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Awareness is knowing that you are stuck in traffic. Self awareness is knowing that you are traffic.

All of the job rejections I've been getting have included wishes. "best wishes" "holiday wishes" "we wish you well in future endeavors" "we wish you success." Since I can't find a job, and have so many of these wishes, I've decided to sell them. Venmo @dollarcompliments for one. #poetry #poem

Another poem for a Patreon subscriber. Patreon.com/whenallyouhaveisfire #poetry #poem #writing #dragonfly

A poem for a supporter of the podcast! When All You Have Is Fire is the artists that perform at an underground open mic night. You can get a monthly poem mailed to you too if you join the patreon. Patreon.com/Whenallyouhaveisfire #poetrycommunity #poetry #writing #dollarcompliments #poem

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Just finished recording episodes 71 and 72 of the Mancy podcast! We're covering Mechanomancy! Once I'm done editing it'll drop, be sure to sub to the show wherever you get podcasts to be notified! #mancy #podcasts #magic #witchcraft #divination #zoltar

So basically, it was a Lord of the Rings type advenutre to thwart the dark lord. Except the ring was a bullet and the volcano was the dark lord's head.

Hot take: Imperfect art is going up in value. The mistakes, the bumps, the typos, the moments spend finding the right key. These mark the work as human. Human mistakes are too chaotic to be replicated by AI. Fix your mistakes, but also take time to celebrate them. #poetry #music #art #writing.

Years of cross posting from FB to threads and what's the thing that finally gets engagement? Complaining about frontier airlines and a 10 hour layover in the Denver Airport. Didn't know I tapped a controversy vein there. Sorry DIA fans. Jesus.

They call it Frontier Airlines because the afterlife is the final frontier and that's where this plane is headed

Once upon a time, I was the #haiku deathmatch champion at the world poetry slam. #poetry #spokenword #poetryslam #buttonpoetry

Thanks Comet for being a subscriber on Patreon! I hope your compliment arrived in the mail OK! If you want a monthly compliment in the mail, you can subscribe to patreon.com/whenallyouhaveisfire #poetry #poems #dollarcompliments

Poster drop! The Lord of Misrule opens on December 19th! Donate to Our Unsheltered Relatives to alter the show! www.24tix.com/events/firv6... #theatre #slcarts

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Whenever you encounter a dumb ass driver with no self awareness, this is always their lisence plate. Maybe put a little trust in your turn signal and mirrors too yall.

The only thing that can stop a bad gun with a guy is a good guy with a bad guy with a good gun. A fan fiction

you better watch out You Better Watch Out YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!

Tickets to The Lord of Misrule will always be free. However,you can upgrade your ticket! $10 tickets get you a stocking full of toys, candy, and things to throw at the actors. $20 tickets get you a stocking + blind box with a collectible Keychain in a trash can! www.24tix.com/events/75936...

Kids these days don't even know how bad things used to be. They only know how much worse it's gotten.

"The internet used to be an escape from reality, now reality is an escape from the internet." - random internet quote. My ethos for this podcast is to showcase reality, the errors, the mistakes, the imperfections. I want to show ppl how to make a forum in reality. open.spotify.com/episode/6suz...

This is the semi-abandoned LA-East recording studio in SLC. It's one of the most advanced acoustic rooms in the state. The wood is from an extinct tree that was over-harvested for its acoustic qualities. It's so silent in here that you can hear the light bulbs. It's also haunted. 1/3