➷ 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗳 𝗜 𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗻' 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙢𝙮 𝙬𝙖𝙮, 𝗜'𝗺 𝗴𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝗔𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗮𝗶𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁'𝘀 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙙𝙤.

// rewatching inside job does that verse still exist

yeah i'll be making someone a mother today

➷ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮, 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 – , 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨. 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮.

// sorry everyone im returning immediately back to undertale if anyone wants my accounts say the word

// THAT WAS DIVINE. I BOUGHT CORN THAT WAS IN NINJA BRIANS PANTS.

// hallo chat 🥰

// goodnigjt I will see u all tmrw during my travels >:) im going to see NINJA SEX PARTY YEAAAHHH

// slow turns to @thosebastards.bsky.social

// thinking of when i rped inside job on discord with the besties and threw kenny south park in it bc we decided south park was a fucked up government experiment

// heres where i'm gonna start rambling about mine and paws ellsworld lore and everyone is gonna sit and listen okay

Sitting, legs crossed over each other, as she focuses on painting her nails a deep red. Holding a hand up to the light to make sure she didn't fuck them up . .

// ive taken a sleep edible and have time before i devolve into nothing who wants to rp

still insane to me tord betrayed the boys if i even tried a fraction of what he did ell would have punched me through five walls

heyyyy so are you going to explain the american government agents at our door oooorre

@mirrorepisode.bsky.social hey bbg

// MOVE MOVE EVERYONE FUCKING MOVE [ SHOVING PEOPLE OUT OF THE WAY ] MY SOULHOMIE IS HERE

ABRA - CA - STABRA!

// just made paws a layout now i wait patiently ( im gnawing at the bars of my cage )

// if i bring kinger to bsky proper i think i have to use the mega milk icon again

// ignore me having both downloaded to my spotify

// DEAD WIDE RAG IS A SONG FROM THE SOUNDTRACK

// tadc accounts. looks away from the insane handle i managed to pull for kinger

so embarrassing i'm the only person here serving cunt

asked ell if she wanted to make out and she replied instantly with "nah i'm kinda busy fucking up this pizza"

// PAWS MAKING ELL FOR BSKY I WIN

// ellsworld side of the fandom RISE UP i'm holding tjis shit up MYSELF

// at some point i need to drop all my tori / ellsworld headcanons simply because theyre so funny to me

absolute sausage fest i miss the girls 💔💔💔💔💔

you said you'd love me forever. honey, believe me, i'll have your 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵 on a 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘳.

// i have to make tori awful sorry

♡ this if Tori is free to flirt with your muse! Won't necessarily mean a ship, she just may do it to mess with your muse or get what she wants!

on god. don't ask the others they'll lie

wtf are they talking about over there lol

// in a perfect world i get synth to log onto her tam for toxic yuri tamtori and paws to log into wll for tori pining uselessly for ell

i have never ONCE said anything wrong or incorrect

➷ 𝗜'𝗺 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻' 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚, 𝗜'𝗺 𝙨𝙤𝙗𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣' 𝙪𝙥. 𝗝𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝘀𝗼 𝙩𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙙, 𝗜 𝗱𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗮 𝙜𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥.

// lemme log into tom hang on

// everyone say rest in peace jon

// srry im also at work rn lols teehee

i'm gonna start reverse slut shaming

SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS ( 💪 )

⠀ ⠀this⠀red⠀hoodied ⠀chic⠀is⠀speaking ⠀straight⠀facts⠀actually ⠀

// RUBBING MY HANDS TOGETHER

let me into the u.s. government

// yeah i was an inside job fan [ only finished the first season ] /silly

// COULD YOU IMAGINE THE AWFUL TRIO OF TORI ANDRE AND MYC

[ She doesn't even wince, sitting stock still as if this is the most normal thing in the world. ] Leave a mark this time. I want to freak out Tam with it later, she hates seeing it, [ snicker! ]

all women should slut it up constantly to the max