scream cheese ( 🤤 )

they can't be any chattier than the bats that hang around! [ hiding a smile behind her hand as she giggles! ] i've never heard lil' guys who love gossip MORE! who knows what'd happen if they teamed up with the squirrels ? ?

. . maybe you should keep your distance from the hotel. ( 💧 )

nosferatu is my dads old friend they just dont talk anymore

( what's with humans and toes . . )

you get it SO hard! ( ✨️ ) never considered talking to them before . . ( 💭 ) usually i just hunt them down with my uncle! maybe i'll switch it up?

“do you at least wash them first” where would the flavor come from then

does ANYONE wash meat before they eat it? ( 🤨 )

// i love weird and strange girls ♡♡♡♡

someone who actually WANTS to indulge in my habits. FINALLY. you know, rats are actually AMAZING for protein snacks.

not you, too!

"vampire girlfriend" this, "vampire girlfriend" that, but when they see me feasting on a rat as a snack they start yelling and screaming . .

// HAHAHA WAIT AM I ACTUALLY THROWING MAVIS INTO INSIDE JOB

// let mavis into inside job /silly

we stay silly in these times

// GIGGLES AND KICKS MY FEET

➷ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗴𝗼 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮, 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 – , 𝗠𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝗼𝗻 𝗮 𝙘𝙧𝙤𝙨𝙨. 𝗡𝗼𝘁 𝗷𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙙𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙮.