FANS OF HAHAS AND HOHOS: I will be on the Whitest Kids U' Know stream on Twitch March 22nd, 4:30pm PST along with my Sam Brown University classmates performing our scripts live. You can watch the stream at www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk and have the life of a laughtime.

I've got you in all eight sights. #art #spider #blackandwhite #digitalart

Bok bok #artist #darkart #chicken #sword #commissionsopen

Whoa. #horrorart #crash

Addendum, but I also wanted to thank contributors @cpumpkinson.bsky.social, 🔞(@thedolfiend) and (@cocoamilo) both on discord. Their art is great and I cannot stress enough how grateful I am to know any of them. Hopefully this upcoming year I can commission more artists.

Hey gang, I'm trying to afford printing my new business cards. If you would like to help with this please consider commissioning me from my website at ko-fi.com/cpumpkinson. Thank you!

This October, we’re celebrating a Monthly Mover whose work embodies the spirit of the witch !! 🎃💀 @cpumpkinson.bsky.social – aka “Carvey Pumpkinson” – is an illustrator, storyboard artist and voice actor who is skilled at conjuring haunting, moving images that possess a hand-crafted feel.

Jack of Lantern. #art #horrorart #halloween

In the land of smoke and money. #horror #horrorart #scary #carvey

Welcome to Goth Outback Steakhouse, home of the Gloomin' Onion.

I went to my doctor because I was turning invisible. He sent me straight to ICU.

A completed commission of Concrete. #art #digitalart #concrete #comic #horror #blackandwhite

YOU GUYS BETTER BUY FROM CARVEY OR I WILL GET YOU!!!!!

Gonna use this to support some artists I like. @cpumpkinson.bsky.social is an amazing horror artist and ambitious jack of all trades doing this, animation and voice acting. He's all around a swell feller who deserves your time. ko-fi.com/cpumpkinson

A sketch commission of two cats who might also be lovers. #art #digitalart #sketch #procreate #artist

Always wash your hands after touching wienerous objects.

Godzilla found dead after a plastic straw gets wedged in his nose, more at 11.

Hello, I really hate asking people for help, but I currently only have $32 to my name and haven't been able to sell any commissions all year. I tend to charge real cheap, but even if you get a $5 sketch it helps me tremendously. ko-fi.com/cpumpkinson to reserve commissions.

I forgot to upload this art I made last year. #digitalart #art #homage #scarystories

Idea for a new racing game: Any time you hit your opponent's car you both have to get out and exchange information.

The fifth year of my project, I thank you all for being a part of it.

A bibby. #digitalart #art #blackandwhite #portrait

Goosebumps: Normal word Goose pimples: lol Goose Acne: Gross

Using company copy machine to print pictures of your butt = funny Using personal home scanner to print pictures of your butt = OnlyFans tier reward

After about 4 to 5 months of work, the 3rd Patches and Nickles short is finally finished! A HUGE thank you to all involved! #animation #art #cartoon @outerglaciers.bsky.social @cpumpkinson.bsky.social @albertojgarciava.newgrounds.com @thabackbone1.bsky.social

SOON. (I promise.) #animation #art #SOON

Lego-themed birthday = Block Party

Nut Knight. #art #digitalart #procreate #darkartwork

The worst sensation in the world is a wet Lego.

Happy Weed Day/Hitler's Birthday/Easter

Do you think David Attenborough cries when he eats steak?

I worship ass so much just call me a Butthist.

Back in my day we couldn't afford baseballs, so my dad and I would throw an XBOX back and forth.

There are a lot of misconceptions about global warming, so I hope we can eventually clear the air.

A genius always asks, "Why not both?" #horror #horrorart #creepy

I could never be a sugar daddy. I’m more of an insulin daddy.

Donation service for kids: Toys For Tots Nipple clamps: Toys For Tits

As a child I loved taking things apart to study how they were made, but most of those things were living animals and I was institutionalized.

It was caused by a Serj of electricity.

They could have just kept a scrapbook. #horrorart #horror #art

Depressed Batman wears a futility belt.

When someone kills your friend: Homeycide

Learning all about life before the birth of Jesus is as easy as A BC.

They say the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, which is exactly why I was kicked out of medical school.

Homeless shelter for dogs: Ruff housing

My comic is finished! www.newgrounds.com/art/view/car...

If a clown is having a funeral, does their entire family get into one car for the procession?

Local small town plumbing supplies store: Mom-and-Plop Shop

I wish my fire alarm came with a snooze button.