The latest episode of #PrettyFuriousPod is LIVE. @itsmalloryhagan.com and @itsmaggieburnett.bsky.social talk #ErikaKirk, #TaylorSwift, @jasmineforus.bsky.social and more! prettyfuriouspod.substack.com/p/pretty-fur...

one thing i will absolutely be doing is being a huge bitch to conservatives on the internet

This week’s episode is out now! It’s unfortunate timing to have an episode titled “Democratic Victory” given the cluster happening in Congress, but… life comes at us fast. LOL @itsmalloryhagan.com @itsmaggieburnett.bsky.social youtu.be/p-ovr-tECeg

This week, @itsmaggieburnett.bsky.social and @itsmalloryhagan.com talk to rising political influencer @jessbritvich.bsky.social about getting fired for her Charlie Kirk comments! Spoiler for you, MAGA: she's not upset Watch here: youtu.be/ZKUZAD4llPQ

I think the internet's predictions of his ⚰️ date is a better indicator of what the people want...

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once again, i could not be happier to live in IL right now

conservatives don’t have style because they do not have their own opinions. thank u for coming to my ted talk

discovered today that making my own floral arrangements cures like 0.0000003% of my existential dread, follow for more life tips

Our latest episode about #TurningPointUSA and the #MAGAmovement// right wing machine among young people with Caroline Stout is live! youtu.be/iVYAO6hjXMo?...

hehehehehehe if there is ANYTHING i love, it’s a good Charlie Kirk shit talk sesh

all these “straight” ppl sure do be thinkin about gay sex a lot

when the fuck are we gunna stop giving Jillian Michaels, aka cancer in human form, ANY air time she is so asinine

So you're turning 30? @itsmaggieburnett.bsky.social and @itsmalloryhagan.com dish about the major milestone on both sides of it. Take a listen ;) open.substack.com/pub/prettyfu...

Our next guest on #PrettyFurious is the formidable #DeshaunaBarber. She's a motivational speaker, Miss USA 2016, non-profit leader, and Army Reserve member. Episode drops Monday! @itsmaggieburnett.bsky.social @itsmalloryhagan.com

Everyday since November:

Before diving into conversation with Amanda Murphy on this week's episode, @itsmalloryhagan.com and @mgehlsen.bsky.social chat about the #signalgate snafu. Take a look! #hegseth #petehegseth #mikewaltz #podcast youtu.be/CamXB47zuQs

another week, another “this f*ckin guy” leaving my mouth

Was Dismantling the Department of Education in #project2025? You bet your ass. Co-hosts @itsmalloryhagan.com and @mgehlsen.bsky.social chat about Trump the Trojan Horse in this week's #PrettyFurious episode— live wherever you stream your podcasts! youtu.be/I89mIU9MpOQ

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This week's episode is LIVE! Join @itsmalloryhagan.com and @mgehlsen.bsky.social for Vanessa McNeal: Pretty Furious About the Maternal Landscape, Holding on to Trauma, & Healing Misconceptions youtu.be/uT7FUNrNAk8

"The Pentagon ordered all military services to remove any content that highlights or promotes diversity efforts from its websites and social media accounts following President Donald Trump’s executive order to end DEI programs across the federal government." Full story: www.19thnews.org

Who else is talking about the #RubyFranke docu-series #devilinmyhouse?? Co-hosts @itsmalloryhagan.com @mgehlsen.bsky.social dive in... youtu.be/H15VdcJN2eI?...

I ☺️ fucking ☺️ hate ☺️ it ☺️ here ☺️

I was today-years-old when I realized Ezra Klein is an absolute d a d d y

Hey if you come into contact with a Trumper and don’t know what to do, just punch them in the throat. Follow for more life advice 💞

The white Christian MAGA girlies still defending their vote this week:

Decided to start a rewatch on Handmaid’s Tale and ima tell you for free that I strongly advise that you just idk not do that????????

Here’s something I never thought I’d have to do: sign up for a newsletter from the World Health Organization????????? Shit is real dark up in this bitch

Teslas look like Voldemort and f*ck Elon Musk goodnight

#MissAmerica wearing a MAHA gown to the Inauguration Ball is one of the more embarrassing stunts in MAO history, but calling it “bipartisan” is just flat out ignorant 🫠

Yeah hey, serious question: how the fuck are certain influencers announcing new shit like podcasts, products, etc., and Tarte still fully took gals on a brand trip amidst all this shit???? Respectfully what is wrong with y’all

The mainstream media may not discuss it, but here's the fact: Three people —Musk, Bezos & Zuckerberg — now own more wealth than the bottom half of American society. A handful of corporations control what is produced & the prices we pay. Capitalism is broken.

Woke up to 100 subs on Substack today aka a big fucking deal for me 🥹 If you’re interested in my writing & general gabbing, follow along! I’ll be moving to a paid sub model soon-ish, and the support means everything to me. 🫶🏼 Substack.com/@mgehlsen

Mark Zuckerberg is an ugly loser 💞💞💞💞

Wow, first post on this app and it’s about……. sober curiosity, who woulda thunk 🥲🫠 Published my 3,000th personal essay on my relationship with booze today to the ol’ Substack. Give ‘er a read (or don’t, whatever) #sobriety #sobercurious #sober #drinking