REGIME 1: GODAMNIT ESPA

Gift art of @olliekay.bsky.social made for his birthday!

a massive red flag for people isn't necessarily that they use AI, it's how they've made their AI speak to them If it's using slang and shit like "hey bestie" - run the fuck away from them

If I were aliens making UFO's to spy on humans I'd just make them look like a normal ass 747

Check out this creature who visited me

Logging back into social media now feels like peaking your head out of a trench in a warzone

Starting any writing project includes mapping what you want to write for hours at night and then coming up blank when you actually try to put something on a page

Bluesky just doesn't have this yet smh

Dude in front of me on the plane was watching a LeBron James documentary Couldn't hear or see subtitles but damn, I kinda get why he's the goat

Putting this app where the twitter app was located so I click here instead

If we lived in the matrix, speedrunners would have broken the physics engine by now

Tom cruise movies but he actually dies during the first stunt and the credits roll