“I want maccas! cheeky nuggos!” - either a 3 year old or an Australian

Cold this morning so I wore a terry cloth shirt and wool pants. 75 and sunny now, humidity in my outfit is approaching 100%.

Experimenting with the idea of becoming a senatorial candidate that gets 0.9% of votes

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

Up late listening to Ben Folds and maybe just discovered a new meme format

@patrickhoulihan.bsky.social how are ya feeling about the recent PTBP eps?

There is a newscaster in Springfield I’ve inadvertently sat behind in a movie theater for 4 Wes Anderson movies. I assume we’re both fans on the same level: opening weekend on Sunday. Asteroid City - After the movie, in the lobby, I said “pretty good movie, huh?” he laughed & said “Wes Anderson”

Thinking about this again…a lot.

Stuff I done made recently (4)

Stuff I done made recently (3)

Stuff I done made recently (2)

Stuff I done made recently

S2E85 will be out this evening BEFORE we go LIVE on TWITCH with @sydneygayle.bsky.social and the homies @ellidilorenzo.bsky.social @katestam.bsky.social Poster by @indoor-living.bsky.social, obvs

Made a cup that accidentally looks like Shrek

STOKED to announce collab with @pretendingpod.bsky.social folks for our next little Vaesen Arc! First episode drops tomorrow at Youtube.com/@TheLostMountainSaga Session 0 now out on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/138863...

Made some @pretendingpod.bsky.social tombstones the other day. Do you have a fave PTBP quote? I’m always looking for good ones!

I got this balloon as a parting gift when I left my last job 3 months ago. It’s still floating around, the parrot I’ve had since I was a kid. Writing a script for an animated A24 movie about these two begrudging friends. The balloon has a chronic illness and the parrot is cursed to live forever.

Riding in the car with @indoor-living.bsky.social #DownByTheBay

What about a skit where a guy asks his boss if he can bring his dog to the office - “he’s really friendly and doesn’t bite people!” But then he brings his his dawg into work who is an annoyingly talkative guy who does in fact bite people.

ICYMI, the first of our four-episode @deltagreen.bsky.social homebrew with guest PC @travismcelroy.bsky.social is out and ready to bore itself into your brain via ear canal. Theme song by the incomparable @sydneygayle.bsky.social (A People Person). open.spotify.com/episode/7AzK...

ah!! so 𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖑 to have my music play a lil part in this four ep arc by the awesome pretending to be people boys and the lovely travis mcelroy!

Who's going to Gen Con?

I wonder how much Snickers had to pay to be the only candy bar mentioned in subtitles.

At the twilight’s last peeling.

This is much scarier than a “I have candy” van.

Went to see the Savannah Bananas last night and it was brain rot baseball. Felt like I was in Idiocracy. Had a great time!

ICYMI! "S2E75 - The Storm is Snow Bad" is out and ready for your aural consumption. It's the first of a 4-episode arc set at the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station with the absolutely stellar @sydneygayle.bsky.social.

PtbP is psyched to announce we have recruited @travismcelroy.bsky.social from The Adventure Zone to the brutal world of @deltagreen.bsky.social. We asked about his horror gaming limits (click for audio). This four-parter kicks off on May 30.

This is so sick!

Deleted Christmas scene from The Godfather: Vito’s office. Dim lights. Slow Christmas music. Behind the desk: Vito Across from him: a rainbow-stripe romper and a pride themed “Che vuoi?” tee. “Don… we now are gay apparel.”

President Zhee Baybee

Just watched Mickey 17 and would like to talk to someone about it.

I hope they got friggin deep dish pizza in Vatican City cause you know Bobby P is gonna be throwin down on some pie and knockin back some Malört shots. My sources say he’s buyin all the green dye he can for the Tiber River for next March.

Candid pic of me planting a garden in what is basically rocks with some dirt in between. Lookin like Cousin It.

Had a very Ozarks day. Ate “fully loaded grits” for breakfast, drove to the middle of nowhere for Planter’s Fest, bought too many seeds & plants, then went to a farm I’m making a website for to shoot b-roll & photos of cows, chickens & sheep. Maybe tonight I’ll watch Winter’s Bone or do some meth.

I don’t know what I accidentally liked on here, but my feed is full of wrestling stuff and Flaming Lips concert pics. Neither are particularly special to me, although “Pain Coyne” would be a fun wrestler with his special move “Do You Realize (I’m About to Piledrive You).

I’ve found that if you’re on dating apps in Springfield, Missouri and you filter out “Christian” and “Conservative”, you get to see this a lot.

The bean dice arrived today. Shoutout @worrynaut.bsky.social for the beautiful bean rollage! #keithbeans #ptbp #onebeantorulethemall

Making friggin loafs dude. This one has a bunch a frickin garlic and onions in it. It’s vegetables so it’s good for you

Updating my Bumble profile and noticed them doing me a huge solid on the “hidden music” front. Hahaha

Frank

ICYMI, we had Beth May on from @dungeonsanddads.bsky.social, and her reason for guesting still cracks us up.

I made some questionable looking but hopefully tasty challah with Nutella and raspberry preserves. First time I’ve ever made any bread!

These are the dudes we were talking about, just concussing the absolute logic out of each other. Joe said he’d do it.

My mouth is a popcorn magnet

Watching shows with the remote in my hand like it’s a video game, constantly turning the volume up to hear the dialogue and turning it down when music plays. No one deserves an award for sound mixing anymore.

Image: Chappell Roan’s friend with a kid

My Bumble account is mainly used for promoting my podcast, with a minor in dating.

I’ve lost almost 20% of my retirement account since we started making America great again. I will never retire #workislife #worktodeath

It took me longer than it should have to figure this out.