Are the shareholders attempting to elevate their consciousness into the astral plane? The first step upon the collective unconscious is often a simple meme.

My hands can fuck right off!

If I have sleep paralysis, but only dream in geometric, kaleidoscopic, colors, can the hat man still visit me?

I've started waking up in the middle of the night with strange objects in my hands.

I go to the same deli for lunch every day, get a small hot sandwich, and a small coffee. There's a man at the register that seems terrified of me and I have no idea why. This fella mumbles and stutters breathlessly any time I get to the register. He seems perfectly normal with other people.

Faith In Persons is such a sick album.

Didn't realize my camera could do this, neat!

Well if you were paying attention at the first rodeo, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

At the end of the day, I'm just a tube with thoughts

Here come the sirens, Santa's escaped!!!!

Here's the thing, I think I've discovered a flawless remedy for hiccups, but I'm not sure the world is ready to hear about it.

This is so obvious, but it was on at 3 pm every day in middle school.

[Disregard!] *blushing and nervous 😓

HEY! Give me the juice! ...please

"Who are you when no one is watching?" Boring!

What a beautiful morning!

How the fuck am I just now getting into my chemical romance? I didn't give a fuck about them while I was in highschool but suddenly I've been enthralled.

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Can I get some updawg over here? (and by updawg, I of course mean, the release of the full unredacted Epstein files!) sehr schnell!

Of course! 🌈

My brain is on silent mode after a good gym day, and today was a very good gym day! I just adore lifting heavy things.

@drawfeeshow.com apparently I watched a ton of y'all this year, damn! You make a dope show folks!

This video is emotionally devastating.

Dude, I'm going to the blood cultures show in Philadelphia! February 5

Can't wait to count thousands of objects tomorrow! Inventory day!!!!

#YouTubewrapped Really digging the Viagra boys this year

Where do all these folks come from? I hope they're safe and happy!

Op scuse me, can I just scooch past you real quick. Thanks... Sorry😐

Drop some CARTOONS ✍️🖤🎨

Purplesky

Post something random or you’ll have an awful December

Thanksgiving PvP server initiate!

MONEY BOOBS BUTTER

Not to brag or anything but my uvula has been swollen for more than a week! 🙂

Hey friends, what if we just started calling ourselves "young Republicans," and continued criticizing and condemning the actions of the "old Republicans." None of our values have to change, young Republicans are wildly progressive, it's just a new name, anyone interested?

Please hold, your call is VERY important to us.

Cool [CC] #Easteregg in the new #BloodCultures track, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social gets a cute little shoutout on this beautiful day. Well done and congratulations New York!

What if the Jeremy Renner app was an ARG, ya ever think about that?

You know how you could say some celebrities are out of touch because everyone in their life affirms their beliefs, now you can be just as out of touch by talking to an ai, isn't that neat! ƥ

Host a Halloween party and please let me come, I'll dress up as sexy Robin.

Is there some sorta GTA style cheat code that makes it so I don't have to see the orange goblin any more, I don't know if any of you've seen him but he really sucks a bunch.

I kinda hate the fact that I've totally lost all sense of spirituality, I used to be open to the idea of ghosts and other things but now I've become so unbelievably skeptical. I feel like I've lost all the whimsy I used to experience.

Help, the world is too sinister!

Value=[closed/_(*frequency!)/@support.cn] Value°{fuck.fuck/["do it"/(sinister)]∆}

They really fuck you up young implying "there is a meaning to life, but it's unknowable." This leaves a lot of room for grifters and cults to insist they know what it is, and can teach it to you... For a price, of course.

I fully dislike those fucks that play devil's advocate all the time, but I find myself slipping into that roll whenever I'm in a conversation with someone who is whining about some truly privileged, first world problem type shit.

Excuse me, sorry, how embarrassing, my brain seems to have fallen into your soup, can you please... Oh! you're eating it already, nevermind, enjoy.

Call me later, I'll be free after 21:00.

ATTENTION STAFF: There will be a mandatory puppet show in the break room at 2:45 PM please don't be late, there will be consequences.