ATTENTION STAFF: There will be a mandatory puppet show in the break room at 2:45 PM please don't be late, there will be consequences.

My true name is lost in the either, sold to a devil for my uncanny ability to ruin the vibe.

The spectral Obelisk has a void halo now... Is this bad? Did we forget something important?

New phone wallpaper

Fairies would absolutely have a picnic here, and trick me into giving them my name or some shit.

He's so happy to see you! Don't give him a kiss, he's so shy.

Hyperbole in the streets, Apathy in the sheets.

Rust 2

The subtle flood of intense rage in the back of my mind as the DMV tells me they don't renew driver's licenses anymore. 😐 45 minutes of bureaucratic mayhem later.

My stomach suddenly feels like it's full of rocks... (the bad kind). HELP!

Ran into an old coworker at the gym tonight, a perfect interaction, we saw each other, first bumped, nodded, and that's all. No need for idle chit chat, just acknowledgement and respect.

"What's up?" - a ghost

I just recommended my dad (a man who has never seen anime) watch death note.

I've been trying to make my way through Elden Ring's dlc, and I just have to say, those fucking fire knights are horse shit!

This deck is super fun when you have 22 wurmcoil engines out, and it's not even that hard to do. Hope this helps! #mtg

I'm trying🫠

Everything IS Nothing... and I can prove it! Tune in to steam at 19:00 EST for more jaw dropping science and math!!!!

"trust the process," (taking a 6 week break) "you'll inspire yourself again eventually."

Check out this giant fucking cucumber friends!

PSA on links: On Bluesky, there’s no limit to the number of links you can share, and they will receive the same visibility as your other posts 💙

This album by @giantclaw.bsky.social is extraordinary, if anyone out there is looking for something haunting and epic, I can't recommend Decadent Stress Chamber enough.

My first commander deck is kinda silly, but ultimately very deadly. Despite this it has never won me a game in 4 years of playing it. I still quite enjoy the way it works.

Having done EMS work it's more clear that sometimes you will learn every detail about how a situation started, and then completely move on to the next thing. Closure is rare

God damn it! Fuck !!!!!!!! 🧠💨

I've been tricked into joining a pirate crew, I don't do it for fun or anything, They're just very convincing.

I'm so old that when I heard Travis Scott was getting a McDonald's meal I thought he was an athlete of some sort. I just learned he's a musician... Whoops.

"Can I just nap until I'm a skeleton, please?" -¡Post gym thought I had tonight!

"I know it's, like, technically perfect or whatever, but where's the sauce?" - evil spirit watching antiques roadshow

Submit to the obelisk

Ghost ate my cereal this morning 😡

manic pixie sleep paralysis demon

You ever be watching something totally normal on TV, then out of nowhere yell "WOAH," out loud based on a bold choice the performer made?

Does it seem to anyone else like the current president is kinda begging for conflict, and secretly wants America to be invaded? What an idiot

Very strange how ghosts haunt whatever people say they haunt. Like, oh look out, there's a ghost in that... house/treasure trunk/clapping monkey toy/lightbulb/toothbrush.

Put this song on and honestly tell me it doesn't make you want to do cocaine and lift a bunch of weights.

KILL DEM (them) music.youtube.com/watch?v=v7Rc...

If you see this post a flower🌺

Zöe Clone would be such a cool cyberpunk detective name.

I'll be streaming tonight starting at 11 pm est, if you can find me you win! Good Luck

Nervous about something... But what could it be?

Pornography! Yes? No? Show your work, essays due next Thursday.

Hotline Miami sound bath on the sensory deprivation treadmill. Follow for more exercise tips and tricks

Then I said, sticks & stones, am I right? [Pause for applause] that's my time friend, see y'all in the stars! (pretend to be a rocket zooming off stage) 🤟

Hey folks, can we all start saying "nice," to all the numbers? We don't want everyone getting jealous of 69 and 420 do we?

I started going to the gym again regularly for the first time since 2020 and it feels incredible!

I've really grown to love these boys over the past couple years... Viagra Boys, that is.

Who is she?

Any box can be a suggestion box, if you just add a suggestion... to the box.

I've been trying so hard to not care what people think, but I'm afraid that sort of defeats the purpose.

Dare ya to go home on your lunch break tomorrow, you won't!