Oh no. I have to try Big Brother again.

I’m a lucky guy. So glad I got to see this!

Please Use AI

What is I watched the Disney Narnia movies that nobody seems to like?

I cared about only one thing in this Nintendo Direct and I got it. I’m happy.

*insert Ducktales moon theme here*

Guy who went to the same movie theatre bar twice in 8 days and then the staff is like “hey you’re back again” and he’s not sure how he feels about that.

Why would anyone make Sondheim playlists that include songs from the movie versions of Sweeney Todd or Into The Woods?

I’ve been putting off watching the Hacks finale because I don’t want it to be over. It’s been one of my favorite shows I’ve ever seen and the finale is perfect.

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone

🃏 TONIGHT! A new episode of Game Changer launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT! Featuring host Sam Reich, and players: ♠️ Josh Ruben ♠️ Anna Garcia ♠️ Demi Adejuyigbe

Happy Andrew Scott month! Er, I mean Pride Month!

Is some random guy just dunking on a stroller full of babies?

I’ve got three very different Thursdays coming up in the next three weeks.

If people keep making games look super awesome while trying to get me to boycott I’m going to have no money left.

Learning that Joe’s wife is taller than him only amplified this. #Survivor

Jeff coming back from commercial #Survivor

I can’t believe the #Survivor finale had its own “La La Land wins Best Picture” moment.

Me when Joe’s on screen. #Survivor

I just discovered this photo of Andrew Scott and my productivity is shot for the day.

I feel like nobody bets their bottom dollar anymore.

Holy shit! Brennan Lee Mulligan on my favorite podcast? I’m losing it!

What the actual fuck? How is this so incredible? Oh right. Laika.

Things were bad, but now they’re good again.

Myself and 2 of my family all picked Maria as our winner. She’s got this!

Hanging out near a lighthouse is the easiest way to fix me.

I don’t know why I made this

And I’ve never been the same since.

“Who among us hasn’t cried because of how much this show [Survivor] means to them? When things are exceptionally hard you think about how much you love this show. This stupid show.” Listening to @shannongaitz.bsky.social talk about why she loves Survivor hits so hard.

An effect I never get tired of in movies and tv: when they use an overused needle drop but use a version in another language. Entertains me every time.

Aw crap, I think I unironically like Tubthumping.

@kamilla.ca thanks so much for the video to my nephew! His jaw was on the floor and it made his day!

During tonight’s #Survivor tribal council

gabby pascuzzi just read jimmy fallon’s notes app apology about doing blackface 😭

My first season I'll be watching live! I'm so excited!

Finished up #SurvivorAu and what a season!

What a great season of #SurvivorAU. Truly jaw dropping blindsides, some pure, sweeping #Survivor strategy, intense battles with hits on both sides, heating up to extremes from about a third in & extending all the way to this stellar final week. Go back & watch it if you missed it.

Dear Partners In Kryme: Raphael was not the leader of the group. That was Leonardo. Please release a new version of Turtle Power with this factual error corrected. Sincerely, Owen.

thinking about ann reinking in all that jazz 🌟

Whether or not a production issue is specifically caused by LLM-generated code, vibe-coding is going to be the casual synecdoche for the end-stage result of the "move fast and break things" philosophy that has eroded technology for the past decade.

Love being so overworked that you start getting the “you doing okay? You’re not your usual self” messages from colleagues.

A) Dave Malloy rules B) They cast people who can actually sing. I’m excited.

I watched Road To El Dorado on the week for the 100th time and just now noticed that the score is by Hans Zimmer and John Powell. Another indication that this movie absolutely rules and we were idiots for not embracing it when it came out.

Mother, TBH

I was hobnobbing with the glitterati last night. @stephenfishbach.bsky.social

My family whenever I start talking about #Survivor

@stephenfishbach.bsky.social Will Queen Books has copies for sale or should I bring a copy for signing? I’m so excited to say hi!