This song fucking rules 🔥

There are a number of terrible things about Yankee stadium but I’m not sure any of them are worse than the lack of spicy mustard around here 🙄

Can you swallow if you’re a vegan or is this some moral grey area?

Might not recover from this 🥵

I am dying

I wish there was an option that automatically mutes all the sports parts of the superbowl but turns the sound on for commercials and halftime 😜

It’s not even 7pm and two seemingly lovely women tried to indoctrinate me into their religious cult on my way home. I fucking love NYC.

If you also come home from first dates and decide to master the art of cacio e Pepe you should most def slide into the DMs

My date thinks I look like this person #iykyk 🤷🏻‍♀️

“Everyone started dancing to a song they couldn't stand. It started just this slowly, but it soon got out of hand.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Have secks & babies with short peoples. Please & thank youze.

My family let me control the speaker tonight They’re now only listening to Phish until someone notices

Someone tell Trey that is not the birthday show I’m looking for.

Something needs to be done about the light quality on Amtrak trains at night. I’ve never in my life wanted a “dimmer” switch more than I do right now. 😖

Gonna tell myself Trey’s thinking Marisa rn

Trey loves him some strange 🔥

Teaser before YEMSG ❤️🤘🏼

The wheel of death was the surprise guest

Post you from a different era Some of you missed this gem on the bad place.

Might fuck around & find out 😈

One night on the floor destroys me — says the lady who did 12 of the Bakers Dozen on the floor 👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻👵🏻

I had no idea that getting high to deal with someone else’s family on Thanksgiving is so much more fun Friendsgiving Rules 😋 Happy 🦃 Day!

Tuesday night, “had one more than I planned to” subway ride home thoughts: I’m really glad my #bandcount is far superior (and more impressive by all measures) to my #bodycount 🤘

When a first date casually drops that he saw the digital delay loop Bowie 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵