*gets a notif on bluesky* "Oh joy! An interaction with my dear friends! yipeeeeeeee!" YOU HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED BY SISSYCOCKLOVER1374850027

smokin that ennui тоска hybrid shit

girl with boxspring on the floor, it could always be worse u could have sewage back up thru a drain under the dryer that floods a good chunk of the house, gets under the flooring n then leaks through your wall soaking your boxspring n then u have to throw it out n become mattress on floor girl

mewgenics is such a fun game i should have a cat hoarder house in irl life

american girls will make you feel like a shiny pokemon the way they ooh and aah when they see a foreskin

does someone want to give me a job please and thank you, i have no marketable skills and crippling anxiety ty for u time :)

i hate the word "zesty" so much man bro just say FAGGOT!!

using a studfinder before going absolutely apeshit on my drywall

you were awarded a purple heart for getting injured in the line of duty? bro i just post a selfie on discord n i farm purple hearts

sike, my falcon nice 😎

This ham

rewatching Ran by Akira Kurosawa for the million billionth time, fffffuck this movie rules dude imagine if they made King Lear but like, good actually

need more pals to play esoteric TTRPGs with there's so many cool wacky systems out there

bootblacking but I'm wearing sketchers

Delivery Instructions: sexy pizza dance

spiralling as i come to the conclusion that ganon is my best char in melee despite having barely played him besides trolling friends occasionally im ruined

addicted to burger...again (quitting is hard)

they should invent hobbies for poor people

this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

This Raskolnikov guy seems like he's having a no good very bad time

I get no respect, I tell ye, no respect. The other day I tell my wife I'm bisexual, she says "Keep talkin like that and you'll have to buy sex for the rest of your life!"

went on a cold journey to the library today, some highlights:

bottoms have something more interesting to offer than "i weawwy weawwy wanna get fucked 🥺" challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

me n bro

some of the language around minmaxxing transition makes my skin crawl i know we're all dysphoric n tryin to sort our shit out but can we pls not so heavily emphasize "this is legiterally the only way to take this HRT and ONLY at this dosage at a minimum" ppls bodies are different! ur not a doc!!

this is what an orange cat looks like if u havent seen one before

what if epstein's neck just did that

im 30 now ig

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

give me a time machine n im stompin out baby Henry Ford

shoutout trans girls inviting you to cool fun times, that's epic

Mammas don't let yer babies grow up to be FEMBOYS 🎶

if any one piece freaks follow me n are willing to let me know, what's better to start with, the manga or the show? ok ty ily

hit it so good she had to keep herself from squirtin, spray control like GeT_RiGhT

istg some of these gormless motherfuckers out here, can someone get these guys some fuckin gorm??

hi, im wearing arm warmers

Open RP: I just crashed into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and you just ran up to check on me "Gghhhk" I say, coughing up ⅛th of my blood onto my Female Body Inspector tshirt

late bloomer trans women are so awesome cus they will actually listen to advice/anecdotes from other trans ppl instead of getting caught in the spiral of assuming they're the first human to ever experience gender dysphoria

"what the fuck how did you know I'd roll there?" nardwuar the human serviette, on the sticks: "well you're leelee, we have to know!!"

im the white steve nash

she got that jesse plemons unsettling pussy

who wants to hear me infodump about the napoleonic era wargame im running for my friends?

phimosis jones

if i stop loudly joking for two seconds will i still occupy space in ur mind just asking haha

*off-leashing my dog at the park and he starts running up to you* "Don't worry, he's gay!"

PPMD elaborates on the concept of "Quantum Touch"

politics? brother, im tryna suck some poly dicks! haha fr tho we're making this planet uninhabitable

happy labor day