⠀⠀'mmmm. maybe i shouldn't be playing with those kitties if their taste is businesspeople ...

⠀⠀oh great, that guy...

⠀⠀good morning! ⠀⠀who's a good biscuit? you are, you are-

niel. I NEED to play the new Palworld update and decompress- It was just so tempting to post on Muffet, I'm sorryyyy

⠀⠀i love leading unsuspecting beautiful women into my spider webs, only to feed them treats and send them on their way with a lipstick mark on their cheek ~.

Unfortunately I am possibly the most susceptible to being led directly into a spider’s web

⠀⠀if anyone needs me- i'm going to be playing with a newfound snack today ( 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘱𝘴... ), so please fill out one of these. ⠀⠀thank you, cuties~!

⠀⠀'mmm... i'm so hungry... ⠀⠀feed me your dark dollars or i'll die curled up in the corner like a pitiful dust bunny -.

⠀⠀my favorite spell: suddenly spiders.

⠀⠀i miss my peeeeets...

⠀⠀❮ chewing idly on the bags of what she'd been given by gabi. it's horrible chemicals. she doesn't care, somehow. ❯

⠀⠀i wonder what lightners would taste like, baked to their prime...

Mike is definitely a MILF!

⠀⠀mother mike~.

⠀⠀whereas i merely exploit you, instead. cute dearie...

⠀⠀“ that doesn't sound like spiders specifically ~. ⠀⠀but it sounds like you're someone with a big heart. i'll give you a little sample biscuit if you want it. ”

⠀⠀if you call spiders beautiful in the next five minutes, i'll give you a cookie. ♡ ⠀⠀❮ batting her eyelashes. only her lower two sets-. ❯

⠀uuu... things got very heavy while i was weaving my web. ⠀don't you think you should be sleeping-?

⠀what a shame... ⠀❮ slooowly coming closer, rocking on her heels, up went a finger to try and touch under her chin. ❯ ⠀don't you think?

⠀i'm starting to take payment in PinkCoins~! ⠀they make some really cute magic.

⠀❮ she's ever so pointedly pretending not to notice. ❯ ⠀all it would take is a little wink...

⠀everyone is too harsh on themselves. ⠀sometimes you just need your chin held and your forehead given a little kiss.

⠀what a shame. ⠀you have a lovely voice, even with your muffled tones. it's a shaaaame~.

⠀ahuu.. so much bickering. ⠀if anyone wants to try an assassination, my venom's for sale ~! ⠀yaaawn. i need to sleep...

⠀ahuuu... i wish i could sniff out exotic cheeses.

⠀pushing buttons is such an untapped market...

i’ve a knack for sabotage, indulgence, i’m a masochist. ╱ baby, i’ll eat your corroding corpse, i’m a cat in this.

⠀selling widow antivenom for 1kD$ apiece ~! ⠀it's 20% off for the crisis sale! ahuhuhuu! ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

⠀...oh, you'll make me so much bank.

⠀my tea isn't poison ~. it's tasty! most of the time. ⠀unless.

⠀i don't want either of them THAT way, i just think we'd make good business.

⠀i'll pet your mangy hair and even give you little treats ~. ⠀you're... oddly marketable.

⠀hmmm. ⠀not even to try and get people to donate money?

⠀you look like you'd be a cute purse chihuahua...

⠀i'll take you with? if it's a two-fer-one special.

⠀finally, someone who gets it-! ⠀we need to balance the crime quota.

⠀ahuhuhuuuu ~! maybe.

⠀❮ clasping all six hands together. ❯ ⠀o' angel... give me most bountiful of money and may everyone go to hell no matter what.

⠀❮ how oddly familiar. ⠀muffet wasn't sure why, but - samples are samples. even for the horrifying entity which terrorized her benefactors before. ❯ ⠀'mm? ohh, you're welcome. ⠀you looked so happy, i was almost distracted just watching ... ⠀it almost looked like your first treat ever.

⠀ohuuuu... but the church basement needs a new entertainment system...

⠀don't worry, broke beautiful women! 💜 ⠀i will make enough money for all of us as long as you kiss my hand. ahuhuhuu!

⠀i also want this guy's wife.

⠀want a cup? you look thirsty, dearie.

⠀ahuhuhuuu~ ohhh it doesn't normally have wine for everyone. but the organikk like me.

⠀mmmnnn... afternoon. i got a little too drunk on church wine this morning ~.

⠀even a spider's too sleepy to keep talking sometimes... ⠀you're all so sad at this hour. feel better, okay dearies-?

⠀❮ nice sugary icing and glaze would hit the palette first, only to settle into a gradual chocolate, fluffy and fried dough. ⠀one of the spider's own fingertips rocked back and forth on her own fang as she waited for its judgement. ⠀money over life, truly... ❯ ⠀perfect, isn't it?

⠀ahuhuhuuu~! i'm popular, i hear... ⠀maybe i'll even find someone willing to bring me along on their adventure sometime? ⠀i miss riding along ..!

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