You misspelled "BORED".

The NFL should consult with astrophysicists before allowing Phillip Rivers to become the Buffalo head coach. The crybaby QB joining the crybaby franchise could likely create a crybaby vortex we need to prepare for.

app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/9755... Just finished THE DRIFT by @cjtudor.bsky.social. Here’s my review on #storygraph.

Never trust anyone who doesn’t like Ororo.

Oh man! Pluto tv has my favorite episode of The Outer Limits! “Quality of Mercy.” The T-1000 and Ezri Dax are humans locked in an alien dungeon. I’ve been haunted by this twist since I was 12!

Doesn’t matter. French Toast clears both.

NURSEY IS BACK! 😍😍😍TIME TO GET BACK ON TRACK! LETS GO #VANCOUVERGOLDENEYES!

app.thestorygraph.com/books/6ea8e7... Finished ODD THOMAS today. 4⭐️ Also, you guys should be using #Storygraph.

Has Schumer written a strongly worded letter yet?!?!?!

Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor

Why you do dis?!?!?!

It’s over. And I am NOT ok. HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FEEL MY FEELINGS?!?!? #StrangerThings

Man, I know how to party on #NYE! Hoping the bastard neighbourhood’s fireworks don’t wake the #pugs. We got the soundmachine cranked up and a good book. #johndiesattheend @jasonkpargin.bsky.social

My favorite album of 2025 is still Faith No More’s 1992 masterpiece ANGELDUST.

Who wants to come over and party for New Years Eve? Instead of Auld Lang Syne we’re singing “Dream Warriors” by Dokken.

The #mst3k official youtube is playing #SpaceMutiny! So this is how I end my crimmus. I put my faith in Blast Hardcheese!

Listening to Nighthawks Podcast (check em out, they’re a great movie podcast.) and I hear, “If Die Hard isn’t a Christmas movie, than neither is IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE.” And I have never… You could knock me over with a feather. But yeah, where’s the lie?

New pfp?

Spoiler for IT: Welcome to Derry. . . . . . . . The fact that the military would rather release a predatory cosmic entity it doesn’t understand and cannot control on the world than give women and black folks human rights is… well… it’s a bit too real.

Herbert “Thee Fingers” McGee. He played for the Red Deer Newsies. They were sponsored by the local paper. Sadly when the paper shut down after the owner’s allegations of telling an off-color joke in the presence of a woman, the team folded and Three Fingers had to go back to his old job as a barber.

Take the picture. Don’t hesitate. Take your chance to remember the good times with great people. These were the 20 players at the Throwin’ Dice Podcast #marvelcrisisprotocol Bexley 2 event at Freemantle hall. I’m so thankful for such good times running for you guys!

4 cheese mac and chee. Home made bougie shit. Lets fuckin go!

AL THESE KIDS WITH THEIR AVOCADO TOAST AND THEIR IPHONES!!! … HOW DARE THESE KIDS NOT BUY THE NEW IPHONE?!?!? … Repeat cycle forever till the heatdeath of the planet.

Overtime has tuckered him right out… #puglife @chiefs.bsky.social

Ok here’s what I’m thinking.remake Stephen King’s THE DARK HALF. Brandon Cronenberg (Possessor, Infinity Pool) as director. Bill Hader as Thad Beaumont / George Stark. (Or just go ahead and call them Stephen King and Richard Bachman.) And Lee Pace as Alan Pangborn. This would heal me.

#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched #filmsky #moviesky #cinemasky

Hey, MAGA. 15 is not “barely legal.” 15 is ILLEGAL. 15 is JUST AS illegal as 5. THERE ARE NOT LAYERS TO THIS!

Me: *opens social media* Social Media: “Epstein said Trump blew Bill Clinton.” Me: *closes social media*

I want to enter my “slutty little silk robe” era.

Well that wasn’t my favorite @realgdt.bsky.social movie… But GOD DAMN it was close!!! #frankenstein

Which fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid? To this day I’d beat Stripe’s ass ON SIGHT. The only time my Dad would let me cuss as a tiny kid was when I’d say “FUCK STRIPE!” I’d boot his little green ass into a woodchipper and hit “turbo.”

I hope the Oompa Loompa lady is doing ok. EDIT: i just found her on ig and shes doing AWESOME!

mmhmm #kith #kidsinthehall #brucemcculloch #billybobthornton #slingblade

So my wife is away for the night and I have the house all to myself. You know what they say, “while the cat’s away…” hehehehe… 😈😈😈 *does the sudoku in bed while watching anime.*

Is #NaNoWriMo still a thing? I should get on that…

Waiting for our green beans, Ma… #puglife

11 years ago today Donna and I met for the first time. Our first real date. Stopped at Hooters in Loveland on the way back from DIA. She wanted to get Hooters shirts and I wanted to watch game 3 of the Royals/Giants world series. She was too nervous to eat and I was so nervous I ate everything. 😂🤣😂

Today is the start of EB awareness week. My new job is working for DEBRA the EB charity. I’ll be talking about EB, (Epidermolysis Bullosa,) or Butterfly skin a lot over the next week so everyone can understand the goal of the charity I have now begun working for. This is just the beginning! :)

You ever seen something so sweet in your whole god damn life? #puglife

Hockey fans, reporters, players & coaches: “NHL refs are the worst.” Gary Bettman:

#letterboxdFriday #lastfourwatched #letterboxd #filmsky #moviesky

I’m so ready for season 3!!! #BloodBowl

I have never had a GOOD coffee from Costa.