I asked him if he’d been rolling around in the snow. He assured me he had not been. 100% #westie

Dictator Top Trumps.

Fuck off. Come back, then fuck off again. Christian my arse piece

youtu.be/fA9xu1BHpwo?... 😂😂😂

Two possible issues, if this actually worked: 1. Imagine having to pay a monthly subscription to Tesla to keep temperatures under control. He won’t be doing it altruistically 2. Imagine the AI deciding to melt all humans during one of its hallucinations 😬

The “future of civilisation” my arse. When are people going to get a grip and end this billionaire oligarchy? Fuck a doodle-doo 🤷‍♂️

You can’t park there mate

We’re ready! Quality Street, loads of Swizzel’s stuff and a massive bag of Halloween chewy candy. That should last the night 🎃👻💀

He’s not having it 💀👻🎃

He’s not happy…. 🎃👻

Along time ago in a galaxy far,far away.........😂😂😂

The Greatest 🍀❤️

Tounekti 4-0

At this rate it could be 6 or 7 🍀

Nygren 3-0

Now Nygren’s scored! I know he’s not in the team tonight, but get Yang on 😃

Kenny 2-0

Kenny for player/manager! Who’s with me? 🍀

1-0 Kenny. Celtic tv is brutal tonight

2-0! 🍀🍀

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Here we go

I voted for someone else…. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

There’s socks, then there’s M&S socks 👌🚀👨‍🚀

Flying Scotsman pics from today. We went from Grosmont to Pickering AND manged to get a parking space!

I’m happy with this pic I took of the whalebone arch at Whitby tonight. The harpoon tip points north, to the pole (so said Dr Crank, our ghost walk host)

I’m watching Tinker, Tailor for the 50th time. It’s a bloody good story.

Honey Fungus? #Fungifriends 🍄🍄‍🟫📸

Neil Lennon, with John Barnes as his number 2 could get more out of this team than Rodgers can at this point. So could Willie Maley’s ghost, to be fair. He’s done, but the board can’t be trusted

That’s that then 🤬

All we need to do is set Nygren up with 13 sitters each game and he’ll put one of them away. Simple. 😎🍀

Callum’s having a decent game today 🍀

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At least there’s money in the bank Celtic😬🍀

Vought holds one of the most powerful jobs in D.C., and he’s used his position to wage a quiet war to change the shape of the entire U.S. government. Here's what you should know about Trump’s shadow president.

if you’ve never seen Interview with the Vampire, it ends with the vampire being told he’s made it through to a second interview

Nigel Farage's supporter who wants Ethnic Nationalism and who quotes Adolf Hitler. We need to make it embarrassing to hold these views again, the people of the UK are NOT White Supremacists

Nigel Farage "Why do I never get called for questions?" "Have you tried submitting them?"

Not satisfied with hoofing Reform, Plaid Cymru target SNP, DUP and Sinn Fein seats, and in a shock move they have made an eleventh hour move for Adelita Grijalva’s Congressional District

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Tonight’s Honda Civic…

I remember thinking how the stars had aligned for us to win the double in our Centenary season. Fairytale stuff. I also remember 9 years of those cheating zombie bastards afterwards. The club need to get their shit together. It’s never a good idea to get comfortable/complacent. Dreading tonight. 🍀

Well said that man. 👏👏👏 Every word is spot on.

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Jeff Bezos could give every American a million dollars and still have enough left over to ruin space for the rest of us.

@scarredforlife.bsky.social i’ve just listened to the Nick Helm episode of the podcast, and I’ve learned something. I’m 52 years old and until today I’ve never heard of a Raleigh Chipper. I thought the Tomahawk was the junior chopper. I have no idea the big guy had two smaller siblings.

Mother of Christ 🍀