Waiiiit i might fuck with this bruno mars song

me cheating on my hairdresser bc she literally can not cut my hair the way i want by taking a chance on a random salon and random hairdresser for my hair tomorrow. i truly dont know what ill look like at 1 tomorrow but YOLO like i could travel to a queer hairdresser downtown but im too lazy so

every week i share fuck AI posts on my stories but ppl still keep sending me ai shit in my dms. and im not gonna fight everyone everytime but its like. please just... understand that im not interested and never will be.

i just saw some of the letterboxed reviews of hudson willians from his now deleted account and hes iconic likeeeeee telling the TRUTH out here and hes clearly a film nerd. but like tina fey said on las cultch "authenticity is expensive and dangerous"

harry styles we need you back in the studio in 2026 or i mean not even in the studio. like you better reLEASING

Every week im like im gonma arrive early even if my first class is later and every week my whole body shuts down at the first alarm and is like fuck you theres no need. Like ??? My body is not built for early mornings fr.

my gender reveal party

Everybody at work so excited to ask me what i read during vacation bc i made a big thing about reading a lot during my summer vacations. and the truth is i did not really read that much. We did other things. And watched movies and also READ LOTS OF FANFICTION so i was like yeah idk. No reading.

god i love having a weird little obsession. Im sleeping at night thinking about them. I get up in the morning thinking about them. Get ready for work thinking about them. And if im thinking about them im not thinking about the rest. Its peaceful 😇

going back to work AND doing dishes this week? i feel lik e yall are asking too much

Honestly living for built in subcriptions to hollanov fics. Some from authors still writing steddie and some authors i forgot existed for years that now pop up in the heated rivalry fandom. Its the gift that keeps on giving.

Told my parents i wanted to move for a cheaper place and first thing my dad said was "you can move here in the meantime while you plan your next move" and its nice but it just literally sent me in a spiral 😅 that thought depresses me fr and i see my parents all the time. But girl no im doing that.

not this in the summary "This is an EXPLICIT story for adults only." just tag it and rate it baby. we can figure it out also... heated rivalry was an erotica novel before being a sexual show like? whos on the ship thread like im just a kid i dont want to read smut :( i sure hope they wARN ME

I know saying i dont hate noah schnapp with a passion is taboo but i want to hear his thoughts on heated rivalry. Like millie? Hop on live, call him and tell us

All the joe bts in his story. Like thanks for feeding us

Ok karate kid legends being one of my highly rated films is so funny. But girl thats what old school jackie chan choregraphy does to me. Its very important and it brought me so much joy.

I decided two days before work to start going to bed at a readonable hour and getting up at a reasonable hour but then... i also decided the same day to give my AC a rest bc shes sounding weird. So i opened my windows.... girl!!!! How was i doing that last year. So LOUD

also talking about this american guy... he skates on a recording of his own voice loooooool i literally heard that and went out loud in my bed " I HATE THEM" 'them' being americans. lol im so ready for the olympics so i can cheer against them in every event i watch. god its so insufferable.

i was watching a tiktok of that american figure skater breaking records and the commentator was like "ilya" and i was like yall can not be serious. this star figure skater is an ILIA? i cant escape. an ilia on ice as the first tikotk i see this morning. free me.

so whos doing the steddie s5 rewrite

ppl are awfUL at tags in the hollanov fandom what in the world is going on there. step your game up girlies

continuing the great tradition of starting the new year reading fanfiction all day

season 5 real ending #steddie

I say it all the time and ill say it again. Ppl that make ship edits are doing the lords work for real. I mean i guess everyone who spends time on fandom shit like edits, fanfiction, fanart im like ??? A Big Fan of your work fr.

I think one of my favorite moments of the st5 finale was derek giving the finger and saying "SUCK A FAT ONE" to literally Vecna. It was so funny omg

The way my whole face lit up when Steve had a baseball coach reveal. And THEN went to get Dustin at college with the camper !!!! Aaaaaaa

Waking up jan 1st on clean soft bed sheets might be a stroke of genius

Yall dont like fun. I regret coming here. I loved it. I literally dont understand how yall are ALWAYS hating.

#strangerthingsfanart #strangerthings5 "Please don't let it happen again! Not you..."

I live alone in a 3 1/2 bedroom appt and when i cant find something im like WELL IM LOSING MY MIND. I cant find ONE of the three newly washed bras???

Eddie isnt coming back but that wont stop me from wearing my hellfire club shirt to watch the finale 😈

Thinking to myself fuck i said id wash my sheets today and its too late now if i want clean sheets for bedtime .... until i remembered im grown and i have more than one set of sheets lol

Imagine not being satisfied when half this season is about Will accepting his sexuality with the help of a fellow gay and the other half is monsters lol but ig

Lol is this about b*ler? Under a maya hawke post saying she loves the will and robin matchup. I kept saying that a high school gay in love with his straight bff is a queer story thats important on its own and its not queer baiting and that b*ler wasnt gonna happen but they were so CONVINCED lol

𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶… #steveharrington #dustinhenderson #strangerthings5

Also im literally sobbing bc of WILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO PROUD OF HIM OMG

Finally was able to watch stranger things today. Just the 5th episode and that dustin and steve fight might have killed me. Dustin was so fkn violent i hated it oh my god.

Not the cottage episode featuring the theme song from the Québécois show called "le chalet" aka "the cottage". How many québécois worked on this show bc iconic behavior i s2g

One year i said something like "well snoopy is kinda mean to Charlie Brown so I dont understand everyones obsession with him" but now literally everytime someone sees a Snoopy somewhere i hear the words "you know he's a bully?" In my ear. And my sister talked about this at her in law christmas too 😅

I live like 15 min from my parents and im packing up for a couple christmas days and youd think im moving there for the whole month. Ill have to make two trips to the car???

So many ppl are going up to the cottages during the break and now im more pissed than ever that we never had one. Like ???? Everybody saying "im coming to the cottage" and it being real rn? Im jealous. Some ppl are literally gonna watch the ep AT THE COTTAGE. Its Christmas québec culture.

can you imagine being shane's parents when he gets a phonecall the second scott kisses a man on ice... likeeeee can we be less subtle here. its so funny

Has time passed enough for me to be like jonathan getting a ring to propose to nancy during quarantine is insane looool. Yall know i dont fuck with stancy. I like jancy but that move would be catastrophic.. especially if theres no conversation before the proposal.

I want to shoutout the ppl who did the christmas ninja turtles short. Hearing teenagers say "fuck AI" and "deleting chatgpt nOW" was very healing to me. But i also love this reboot a lot so it was great and funny with a timely message. Hope yall see it.

Not my newly retired dad and i going to a matinée spongebob screening. Avatar was out ive been the biggest hater since the first movie. Horror was out. So i was like well dad? I guess we are doing spongebob.

If you see me liking every single hollanov edit on insta ignore me .. its not me actually. Its my sleep demon. Im actually asleep and not thinking about them still.

Not them cutting off the culinary class war episodes before we know if the monk won or lost against the pork broth chef. Like RUDE. No matter who wins im like i need to be on that waitlist for his restaurant what a legend. I respect the crap out of him

Yall crying at scott bringing out his bf on ice and kissing him to publicly come out and im like yeah nice but Jack Zimmerman did the same with Bitty like 5 years ago. Big whoop. @ngoziu.com

So omg im starting the japanese ballroom dancing rivals movie and my expectations are HIGH. Bc i just gulped when he said one of the dancer specialises in ballroom and the other in latin. I was like.. yall i have your god damn number 👀👀👀👀👀👀