I don’t think this nonsense is what our veterans were defending and fighting for.

I’m feeling sentimental about a car. Good bye old girl.

Binders full of women.

I 💖 Randy Rainbow

Have you ever been to a really great party where everyone is having fun and then someone calls the cops? Yeah these cowards shat all over our party.

Chuck Schumer is antithetical to progress.

Rot in hell you POS traitors.

Schumer must go. Hell, even Nancy knows it’s time. JFC move aside.

My message to the Dems to voted to end the shutdown

A reminder that Repuclicans are lying mutherfuckers who will starve children and allow rapists to roam free.

My beloved 19 year old Honda Civic, named Shiny, died today. RIP, girl. You did good.

Priorities. [Cartoon by Michael de Adder]

Has anyone told Trump that the Nigerian Christians are Africans?

Thank you for your service, Nancy. It’s about damn time.

“I’m mot worried because we’re going to cheat next time.”

What is that strange feeling? Could it be optimism?

Last night was a thumping from coast to coast. Across the country, voters rejected chaos and cynicism – and chose leaders who are focused on the cost of everyday life.

WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger. Gen Z women aren't playing around.

I'm happy that Mamdani won. But I won't let that get in the way of my celebrating Cuomo losing.

HUZZAH!

Bill Ackman gotta be on the third draft of a tweet longer than Middlemarch right now

The word is a vampire.

Mushroom water is NOT mushroom coffee.

Haha.

Worbla. Heatgun. BAT! I spent tbe last 5 days making a bespoke Halloween costume for my child (as one does when you are 1: Me 2: unemployed) so My bat headdress is gonna be a hack job. Whatevs because I’m a CRAFTY BITCH!

Gillian Wearing’s statue of Suffragist Millicent Fawcett, 2018, Parliament Square, London. The words are a quote from Fawcett on the death of suffragette Emily Wilding Davison, killed when walking in front of the King’s horse at the Derby,1913, to highlight the women's cause.

Pretty much. Such assholes.

The Michael’s new ad for their new knit and sew shop misprounounces skein and it makes me want to scream. Why? Because I’m a yarn snob? Because I hate mispronunciation? Both?

Remember this? Ah, good times. I'd love a repeat but the GOP are a bunch of sniveling cowards.

I walked outside and my neighbor started playing this music. FINALLY! The grand musical entrance I deserve!

I’d make a bad news interviewer because I’d reply “are you fucking kidding me?” all the damn time.

This

My conspiracy brain thinks the FBI is trying to make Blazer fans sad and angry so they’ll fight Oregon National Guard members with RIP CITY signs.

I never liked Billups. But JFC what the actual fuck?

I call to make a doctor appointment and it's an AI assistant. Why is it necessary to hear fake call center shit in the "background" of these calls? Fake conversations, fake phone ringing - all of it.

I’m conficted about this little guy. Princepe Pato has been my car totem for over a year when I received him as a gift from a new friend over a year ago. But he has a crown. It may be time to knit him a tiny hat to cover that crown. And paint his robe blue. Thoughts?

For a guy who claims to love America so damn much, he sure is hell bent on destroying it. He and the complicit GOP are traitors to America.

Destroying the East Wing facade of the White House is totally on brand for someone who bankrupts casinos.

Happy Monday to everyone except the spineless Speaker blocking Adelita Grijalva’s swearing-in.

My brain can be very weird sometimes because my first thought was who do we know that would love some jewels for a crown?

bro did you just challenge portland to express oppositional defiance in competitively creative ways bro

Absolutely beautiful

"With talk of 'soft secession' kind of floating around, it’s worth noting that the GOP has already seceded from America. At least the America I thought I knew." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/today-was-...

Damn I love Portland!

#NoKings San José was joyful and empowering. I actually welled up and I’m not a crier. Damn. We are stronger together.

Why do people keep picking Mitch McConnell up off the floor? It’s his shit, let him lay in it.

Firing live missles into Camp Pendleton on the day of No Kings protests truly shows how pathetic the GOP is. They are desperate to provoke a violent response from a peaceful show of resistance. Oh, and what the fuck is in those Epstein files?!?!?!

From now on, the world will associate Portland with resistance and frogs instead of fucking Carrie and Fred. 🐸

You know what the antichrist would do? Accuse other people of being the antichrist.