Convince me this isn’t the 4 urinals motel

Convince me this isn’t the 4 urinals motel.

Elon’s new cyberloo is something else.

When you’ve got to stop to allow a herd of bison to cross the road you may as well get out and take a photo. Also saw a grizzly bear and two wolves today (there’s about 150 and 100 respectively in the park). This place is amazing. #Yellowstone

Busy morning dodging elk.

Panadol Osteo comes with a free spinal manipulation that fixes the autisms

“With pizzazz, Jessica” Show me a more cringeworthy, vomit-inducing email sign-off than the one I just received.

Yeah nah Haleon - if people have infectious diseases like colds and flu, you shouldn’t be encouraging them to take a Panadol so they can go out for brunch and spread it to others.

@dontattempt.bsky.social we need a word to describe continuing to type out a word with typoes in the hope autocorrect will do its thing. And one when it doesn’t. I nominate “deadcruce” for the latter, as that’s what I typed for “describe” above.

20 year wedding anniversary today. As my loving wife says, it’s a long time to resist smothering someone with a pillow.

If there are an unknown number of sleeper cells why has Trump defunded the FBI’s counterterrorism arm?

Thinking about opening a cosmetic dental clinic so I can call it “Braces For Impact”

Hey God, remember that thing called “smite”?

He took out travel insurance didn’t he? What’s that, he didn’t? Oh, that $200 could’ve saved him $130,000. Remember you don’t buy travel insurance because you know you’ll need it, you have it in case you need it. You can budget $200 easier than $130,000 www.abc.net.au/news/2025-06...?

The one trick cocaine drug dogs don’t want you to know

If you’re physically fit and studied at university you’re overqualified

This just makes me feel pronotied

It’s called a tip-off

Anyone know what Peter Dutton said today?

Indian leg wrestle

I guess Matty J Can-the-Man can always cosplay being party leader #auspol

Who called this Jarritos instead of Hola Cola?

Just when the Libs thought it couldn’t get any worse, #JacintaTheDefector #auspol

Australia has a new endangered species - _Liberalae conservatii_ #auspol #ausvotes25 #qanda

Is like saying “NaZiS dOn’T oWn HH”

BREAKING: Australia overwhelmingly back Jacinta Nampijinpa Price’s call to make Australia great again #auspol #ausvotes25

The Dickson dick’s out #auspol #ausvotes25

Have we started to hear the #SkyAfterDark team crying for the Libs to lurch further to the right? #auspol #ausvotes25

Dear Peter, The dirty lefties are very much enjoying their weekend. Kind regards, Australia #auspol #ausvotes25

Looks like the dick’s out in Dickson #auspol #ausvotes25

WTH?!

Anyone upset by acknowledgment and welcome to country must also support abolishing singing of the national anthem - we know what country we’re in, no need to sing about it. #auspol

lol. Blood pressure in the normal range

Imagine driving a Cybertruck to a cafe in New York City

Elon Musk is one of the world’s reichest men

Six weeks into the new job and I’m grappling with the TLAs (three-letter acronyms). Despite having an online database containing 4,891 of them this one from a meeting yesterday was missing: “He hasn’t received the STD”😮 Yeah that’s what I thought too, but it’s “save the date”.

Not sure if this is Trump or Dutton, hard to tell the difference #TemuTrump

Tesla shares suffering range anxiety

The only thing better than dogs is more dogs

Since Marty Sheargold won’t be watching the #Matildas can he please follow through with his offer to drive a nail through the head of his peepee?

Look thanks, but I’m not planning on being here in the year of our Lord 4002AD

How long before Dutton starts wearing a bandage on his right ear? #TemuTrump

Huh sorry what SBS?

Anyone know where the States will get its maple syrup from? #trumptarrifs

In case you’re wondering why Australian private schools require more government funding it’s so they can host more more waiter-staffed champagne soirées

TIL donuts have arseholes

Is there anything more useless than a LinkedIn notification?

Sunday mornings be easy listening like

Might nuke me some pizza

Clearly two, think about where the shirt will sit. But it clearly needs @dieworkwear.bsky.social for a definitive decision