Phone boyfriend @ericraglin1992.bsky.social

In love with this clown @ericraglin1992.bsky.social

Last night I knocked over my lamp while tossing and turning and tried to be quiet about it to not wake up @ericraglin1992.bsky.social, but instead it made him think he woke up from exploding head syndrome & he didn’t tell me until the morning because he didn’t wanna wake me up! Comedy of errors.

I love buy nothing

I’m at queer wrestling with @ericraglin1992.bsky.social and decided my wrestling persona is a middle school bully named Melissa Sarasota. She’s in 6th grade, she’s mean as hell, she’s 8 feet tall, and yeah-she’s never getting her period. 💅👠😎

It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!

I had a nightmare last night that I was still dating my ex and he broke up with me for Jojo Siwa. She’s my Freddy Krueger.

A new hobby I’ve developed is turning every photo of my boyfriend into a sticker because I love him so much. As you can imagine, i have quite the collection @ericraglin1992.bsky.social

I’ve been resisting the siren song of comfortable/weather appropriate shoes for so long, but Tevas come for us all eventually.

I just know that when a man of a certain age throws on the newsboy cap he’s gonna be a problem.

No one is allowed to ask me how much money I spent at the claw machine arcade

When @ericraglin1992.bsky.social and roommates are out of town I can enact my evil plan (become Cordie’s favorite human)

Stay safe out there summer soldiers 🫡 Summer penis comes for us all eventually.

God I hope there’s a Philip’s Favorites After Dark

Can’t believe I missed the opportunity of a lifetime

women love when you sing “hey there, lonely girl” in an impossibly high voice, difficult to conceive of issuing forth from a man’s mouth

Some men just look like they have intimate experience with hand foot and mouth disease.

Had to send two work emails on a Sunday and now I have to take a 7 hour bath to recover.

Can’t stop thinking about him

Mentally substituting "civil rights" everywhere I see "DEI" is quite clarifying