11/23 - last night me trying on new glasses virtually 11/24 - Tonite Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty www.youtube.com/watch?v=majY... 11/30 -Bethlehem PA Godfrey Daniels 12/6 - Needham MA Homegrown Coffeehouse

Read this week's newsletter: all about celery, marble bagels, and a wise old guy named Isadore: vancegilbert.com/newsletters/...

See you tonite at Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty 7:30ET. At Vance’s Youtubbe www.youtube.com/live/9o173WB...

Me and Christine Lavin tonite Thursday 11/6 at Temple Isaiah Fulton, MD - we’ll do our songs and even perform mitzvahs if you like. Hell, I have my Swiss Army blade...bris anyone? We’re full service. What a community! I love us!!! PS - what’s plural for bris? uptownconcerts.com/shows/christ...

TONIGHT! Philly! Honoring the great Melba Moore!

Tomorrow at The Word Barn! Exeter, NH! www.instagram.com/p/DQe7LoTD-Z...

Sorry ghost traditionalists but haunting people while you’re still alive is just better. Like I have this friend who borrowed a book a while ago and never returned it, and the other night I followed him around his house opening his kitchen cabinets and booing him, and you know what? Got my book back

Sometimes yes my career looks like this pic. And I laugh. Then I get to play: - tonite Vance’sAcousticPajamaParty on YouTube - 11/2 Sun The WordBarn in Exeter NH - 11/3 Mon Kimmel Center in Philly PA - 11/6 Thu Uptown Coffeehouse w/ Christine Lavin in Fulton MD… …..and stuff and places like that

Something from last Saturday's show at First Encounter Coffeehouse www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WUc...

🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 Tickets for my Jan 10 showS (yes, there are two!) at Club Passim are now open to the public! You know what to do: www.passim.org/live-music/e...

D’ANGELO. BOB FRANKE ANTHONY JACKSON (O’Jays For The Love Of Money bass/co-write - you know the bass part) RIP ❤️‍🩹that’s gonna be a challenging set of commemoration tonite on Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty Over at Vance’s YouTube 7:30pm ET Come hear the heartfelt folk funk fail. I mean well.

Old abusive father): “I kept you fed and alive…” (Had enough adult child): “That was your damned job!” It’s the one thing he’s gotten done right. As Leader of the free world it’s what he’s *supposed* to broker. It doesn’t erase the other stupid unconstitutional dung he’s done.

Just announced! January 10 at Club Passim (2 shows)! Public tix go on sale on 10/23, but CP members and All Access members can get 'em earlier: www.passim.org/live-music/e... Go go go!

TONITE- THURS 10/2 - THE NEWTOWN THEATRE, NEWTOWN PA. happy new year!! FRI 10/3 FOLKUS PROJECT, SYRACUSE NY - At the May Memorial UU Church. We go from Jewish New Year to Unitarian Stuff. Omg I’m so ecumenical!! Kinda.

Didja know you watch ALL of my Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParties on YouTube, whenever you want? They're all archived here: www.youtube.com/@vancegilber... (274 and counting!)

Next week, in person! ‼️ undiscoveredmusic.net/shows/242674

With profound regret and sadness, I have to cancel these upcoming shows: 6/20 - The 443 Social Club & Lounge, Syracuse NY 6/21 - 6 On The Square, Oxford NY 6/22 - Godfrey Daniels, Bethlehem PA This cancer has left me voiceless. I’m told I’ll probably have a voice by fall or winter. So sorry!

So do all the genius summer music icons die in one week? Cmon whomever is in charge in Whatever is Heaven - you can do better than that RIP Sly Stone and Brian Wilson Those will be some odd mashups at my AcousticPajamaParty this Monday coming.

Based on suggestions from...a bunch of you, we'll keep the GoFundMe up for the time being. Definitely feeling the love from y'all. bit.ly/gofundvance

Ok, so...we're going to end the GoFundMe tomorrow, because it just went way past the goal we set. Overwhelmed, and (I'll keep saying it) so grateful. If you still want to donate, the link is bit.ly/gofundvance, and...just thank you.

Grateful. Grateful.

Thank you SO MUCH for your contributions so far! So very grateful! If you haven't donated yet, or can just share the link to help get the word out, here it is: gofund.me/3763c1b6 Love y'all!

Hi Friends: My GoFundMe is now up if you'd like to contribute. Thanks. ❤️ bit.ly/gofundvance

Omg hahahah damn spheres and heavens…that’s my “fortune”. Never mind you then. See you tonite 5/11 7:30pm ET for Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty

You shuddup stupid Al Go Rhythm !!! All my content is quality! Don’t judge me algorithm face!!! You want real quality content ?- come to my show Saturday nite 5/10 at the Mainstay in Rock Hall MD🧡

Towne Crier Beacon NY Sat nite May 3 where I’ll be with Cliff Eberhardt singing and talking about song origins and writing please come so the owner gets off my back about people coming omg already please come. townecrier.com

Heads up that on this Sat, May 3, my friend Cliff Eberhardt and I will be swapping songs and stories at The Town Crier (Beacon, NY). Songwriting secrets and shenanigans. You comin'? townecrier.com/events/cliff...

Tonite Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty over at his YouTube 7:30pm ET he’ll talk about the the inspiration for the songs, then play them. If you show up, he’ll answer your questions about songs and stuff.

An ICON (!) coming to the Grunin Center for the Arts! www.newjerseystage.com/articles2/20...

Vancefan!!! Do a big favor and donate to this kid’s Kickstarter? This is Halley Neal, student of mine, great singing acoustic monster. If she makes her album nut I’ll tell the story behind the all-important watch The future is bright with artists like this www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...

TONITE Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty 5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW over at his YouTube 7:30pmET. I’m trying to write a song today to play tonight. Come see if I succeeded. (No pressure, eh?)

Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty 5TH ANNIVERSARY SHOW this Monday Nite (duh) over at his YouTube 7:30pmET. Will anything special happen? I dunno. Ok- I’ll wear these airplane-themed pajamas. Happy now?

Mira Andreeva, 17, winning BNP Paribas Women’s Open: “And finally I would like to thank myself…” #goWomengo… Oh, btw tomorrow Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty 7:30ET @ vance’s YouTube

Look, I get it Tennis- No Russian player will have their country’s flag next to their name on the TV’s or on-court’s scoreboards. But todays’s BNP Paribas Open Women’s final is an all Russian affair, and the scoreboard looks like …a scoreboard with player’s names. Lesson here?

See you St. Patrick’s Day’s night. (wow that was hard to figure out with apostrophes and all…not the brightest…) Vance’sAcousticPajamaParty 7:30pmET at his YewToob (Ps why do my teeth look so fangy?)

THINGS TO DO- - Tomorrow (Sunday) nite 3/9 Woodstock NY w/Dean Friedman me playing first. - Monday nite 3/10 VancesAcousticPajamaParty at his YouTube playing soft quiet stuff you need right now. - Tuesday a meeting with NY folks that may explode my career- details secret for now, sorry.

Yeah. AcousticPajamaParty tonite Monday, Mar 3rd 7:30PM ET Where: youtube.com/live/jgyRlPg... 10%: www.foodlinkma.org I paypal.me/vancevanceva...  or venmo.com/vancevanceva...  or Pay what you want Sunday, 3/9 Woodstock, NY - www.colonywoodstock.com/shows  w/my hero Dean Friedman - I open!

It’s windy round here. I’ve driven to and from great gigs in miserable weather. But tonite Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty is from the comfort of your home 7:30ET YouTube

Poem: Black History Month We get the shortest month of the year Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty You can find that a 7:30PM ET right hear at his YouTube What? It’s kinda like a haiku. It is.

This guy. Me. We’ve been friends through years, deaths of parents, sickness, firings, sadness, elation, laughs, tears, Chinese food, and many shared stages. The Last Night Of January we share The Towne Crier in Beacon, NY facebook.com/share/p/19vTUh… Cliff Ebehardt & Vance Gilbert. You’ll love us,

Tonight in Carrollton, GA! www.facebook.com/events/96012...

Delta now pulls the plane right up to your seat!! Ok it’s an optical protrusion. Tonite Sat 1/25 Carrollton GA, Monday 1/27 Vance’sAcousticPajamaParty On vance’s YouTube. 7:30ET

Yeah it’s quite the Monday. Make tonite an easy-going Monday nite for you: Vance’sMondayNitePajamaParty 7:30PM ET
youtube.com/live/B0TScQe...

Tamarra nite 2 shows at Club Passim Cambridge MA. Sat 1/11. 5 & 8pm

44 hours until my first of 2 shows at Club Passim Cambridge MA. Sat 1/11. 5 & 8pm Maybe o could moonlight as a product re-namer. Is that a thing?

70 hours until my first of 2 shows at Club Passim Cambridge MA. Sat 1/11. 5 & 8pm Public service announcement: THIS ELDERLY BUFF WHITE DUDE DID NOT GET STACKED LIKE THAT WORKING OUT IN A CHAIR, YOU WELCOME

100 hours until my first of 2 shows at Club Passim Cambridge MA. Sat 1/11. 5 & 8pm I still have that jacket. Hair and its color- not so much.

Quiz: what 2 books are missing on this shelf? 1/6 7:30ET - on Vance’s YouTube Vance’sMondayNiteAcousticPajamaParty 1/11 Cambridge MA. Club Passim - 2 shows, 5:00 & 8:00 ET, free early career CDs

There’s a handful of general admission tix left for the 5 & 8 shows at Club Passim next Saturday 1/11 and I’m trying to memorize 2 new tunes for these shindigs. Plus AcousticPajamaParty this Monday night 1/6 @ 7:30ET, my YouTube. So I’m practicing. Pic is of a wall in my office.

Look at what you’ve done to other brown and Muslim people you sick sack of fetid amalgamated armadillo kkum. Folks fight like hell to alleviate stereotypes of terror. You look like family. My folks are discerning but the world sees what it sees. Phuque you please rot squarely in hell