" I -- ?? " " what the fuck. " " go make me a cup of tea, teapot "

" your are a giant teapot and your collecting your family "

[OOC] fun fact I have an emotional connection to the song roll and die because I played it when I was on my trip and I would play it before leaving the hotel so it would be on repeat and I didnt need internet to play it and my trip reminds me of the god awful perfume I wore so therefore I am chance

"uhm- uhm- GOTTA CATCH ME!! "

𓉸𓈒 ✧ 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈 𝐓𝐎𝐋𝐃 ⍣ ⍣ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐎𝐍𝐄 ⋇ 𝘿𝘼𝙔 ⌖⌖ 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙎𝙀𝙀 ✦ 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈'𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𓈒𓈒𓈒 ꩜꩜꩜ 𝙄 𝙂𝙐𝘼𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙀 .

@onebyonebyoneby.bsky.social @onebyonebyoneby.bsky.social @onebyonebyoneby.bsky.social @onebyonebyoneby.bsky.social @onebyonebyoneby.bsky.social @onebyonebyoneby.bsky.social [ snitch ass ]

" how is that--- SO THE BADLANDS ARE FILLED WITH TAR NOW?? CAN YOU EVEN FEEL FULL?? "

[ astonished. ] [ wait he's eating the bucket?? ] wait if you don't have a stomach where the hell does it go

yknown if it wasn't expired I would have let you slide... but no its not healthy eat tar right here right now

[ ooc ] chance has a 67 step skin care routine

give me the nutrition label your skin sucks its so stiff and rough

WHAT NUTRIENTS DOES IT HAVE??

" DIS. GUST. ING. "

[ smiling awkwardly, nodding almost like he was preparing for noli to hunt him down again, or afraid shitless ]

" well.. not as gruesomely??? " [ why is he debating. ]

" a apology gift.. " " just so we are good... " " heh... " [ actually shitting bricks ]

[ @darkness-descends.bsky.social ] " uhm... for you because I ' cheated '.... " "ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵏⁱˡˡ ᵐᵉ.." [ 💧 ]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀₊˚⊹⋆ ⟢ 𝗹𝗲𝘁 𝗺𝘆 𝗰𝗿𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝘀𝗼 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗹𝘆, ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗼𝗻𝗲, ⊹ ࣪ ˖✦ ⠀ ⠀

[ OOC ] [ malware ] now that I'm paroding again I should say I'm under 16

"Shitletsky" huh. I guess that's my new nickname.

" wait - wait - /wait./ " [ he paused, looking down at silly as he rubbed his shoulder ] " are ya talkin' bout a killa'? no one in the survivor cabin is.. "wretched" as you say.. "

" ohh--! son of a bithc... " [ chance huffed, squinting his eyes at the blinding light, trying to make out what was of nolis face, before a shadow appeared before him, smashing his face as he grunting in pain, dropping the sword to cup his face, not daring to scream as he huffed, a tear rolling ++

" EISEDEHDKWEINUG4IERFDN ESWIAYTDEEBUHWDHR3UIEJW4RHFIO3DK WIATS3 DUH4RNDEXJDUCEHCCC8CUEIRFHBEWUJNEBS " [ Death ]

[ holding the sword with all his life, groaning under nolis weight (fatass /j /MJ ) as he weakly pushed the sword to his chest. now they both have eachothers lives in their hands. puking on his foot as his other hand held the grass under him, already sick to his stomach one more hit and he could ++

oh I actually feel sick from the smell omfgirjfncwejsk

[ OOC ] [MALWARE ] I BURNT MY POPCORN AND ITS ALL CHANCES FAULT

[ chance was limping across the map, looking for anyone, any medkit. but all he found was shedletskys mutilated body. hey, he had a weapon now... even if he has never wield a sword.. a heavy one at that... ] [ he just kept going, in hopes of finding something-- a white box in the corner of his eye+

[ OOC ] I still remember when my coolkidd account got sacrificed by noli...when he got stuck in the forest and eat dirt...good days good days

[ OOC ] adult admins scare me I was one of the " og parodies " which was like a silly shit post circle so I'm not really good with serious ones sorry /gen💧

" okay.. fine. you made me do this " \ \ [ turns off cocomelon ]

" what did we say about being nice?? "

[ TW !! g0r3 and bl00d!!] " urghk--! " [ chance dug his nails into nolis flesh, the smell of burnt cloth shimmering with and sticking onto the flesh that fell off and melted onto his skin, gurgling on his own blood. ] [ dragging his nails as he bit down on noils arm, making him let go as ++

[ he looks down at the sobbing child, squinting his eyes as he watched him sob, confused why he would do it in the middle of the forest. ] [ leaning down as he touched his shoulder, trying to comfort him ] " yer alright kid..? "

" THATS! NOT! NICE! " [ /NC ]

— TEMP. PINNED

" ???? " " ????!???!?? " [ the gambler was to stunned to speak /ref ]

[ as he ran, turning the corner, holding his breath as he look behind him, realizing NOLI was gone, letting out a breath of relief as he turned to the generator next to him, only to see NOLI standing.. right there. ] [ he grabbed his gun, trying to fire it but nothing came out, ++

[ OOC ] [ MALWARE ] WHY DO YOU ALL LIKE MY CHANCE PARODY ITS MY MOST POPULAR ONE ITS LITERALLY GAMBLE

" yeah .. sorry... I forgot.... EWWWWW EW YOU SUCKKKKE NWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GET A LIFEEEEE UR TERRIBLE AT GAMBLING OR WHATEEVER U DO GRRRR"

" why I got some guy named... uhm.. " hater " in my notfi's? tryna ruin my mood ? " [ @h8erz.bsky.social ]

[ lays down like this and bawls ]

" holy shit fuck we are all cooked. "

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