. . i'm thirsty .

* turning .ᐣ.ᐣ midair just to hit him .ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

WHERE THE DOOM ARE MY TEAPOTS

* foraging for brownies in HQ's fridge , he's hungry .

* foraging for brownies in HQ's fridge , he's hungry .

today is a great day to make some soupOH MY GOD THE POT IS SKATEBOARDING

DOOOOOOOOOOOM ׅ ⎖ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀MrDoomBringer , ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀this ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀hat ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀was ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀meant⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ for ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀you .

( THROWING HIS HAMMER . HAMMER THROW STYLE . )

COWARD

verily , i shall administer a most thorough drubbing to thy posterior .ᐟ 😄 . . . i'm going to kick your ass .

1 FUCKING X .

PRAY TELL , FOR WHAT REASON DOTH THE BANLANDS FIND ITSELF BESMIRCHED IN SUCH ABUNDANCE OF VISCOUS , PITCH -- LIKE TAR .ᐣ.ᐣ

zipp.er IT'S THE WEEKEND

9/11/25 , purveyor of flatbreads , delivered hence .

( he's just standing there . . menacingly . . )

imfucking out of itrn give me a break .

.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ the.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣfrench fry man.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ

huh . whuh . whyam i red .

euughwhatthefuck . ( <--- half asleep rn . )

i should prefer this to be established with all due haste , ere tardiness prevails .

alas , i find myself in want of Shedletsky's presence . . .

zipp.er Sorry for inactivity.. gulps.. I went to the fair after the first week of school and something there must've got me sick and now I'm THROWING UP EVERYWHERE💔💔

fret not , for i will apprehend the matter . ( HAMMER STRIKE .ᐟ sending one of the pools FLYING towards the killers cabin . )

( Doombringer poked his head out his room , eye squint . the new killer . he didn't have anything personal , yet , but for some reason his heart kind of sank when the doorknob re -- appeared for / them / . Slasher . not Jason . )

( hammer placed down by his feet , staring at Jason's old door . it didn't have a door knob anymore , there was no way in . taking off his helment and getting on one knee , bowing his head in respect for the fallen soldier . )

verily , i hold a profound affection for mine hammer .ᐟ it is the most wondrous boon ever granted unto my humble self .ᐟ ✨ ( his hammer just got MASS INFECTIONED OUT OF HIS HANDS .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ L BOZO )

. . verily , i do find myself beset by a gnawing hunger .

persist in thy pursuit of that which thou dost abhor , and ere long , thine endurance shall yield to sufferance thereto .

. . should thine arm grow weary , i shouldst counsel thee to grant it respite .

zipp.er Hc that the killers have a built in translator so for them Doombringer is speaking normal english The survivors however are just left going "wtf is this guy saying"

. . . thine endeavors to ensorcell me are , in sooth , quite risible .

zipp.er school sucks because wdym I can only rp as silly blue kid and old timey english speaking admin early in the morning and only for 3 hours after school

.ᐣ.ᐣ.ᐣ pray tell , what manner of perfidious enchantment art thou attempting to cast upon mine own person .ᐣ

( a small glance to the side , armored claws scratching the back of their helmet . ) aye . . a lengthy span it hath indeed been , is it not so .ᐣ

prithee , Shedletsky , i do believe thou mayest now release thy hold upon mine person . 💧

( a huff of annoyance , but not pulling away . tsundere ass shit bro💔💔 ) thy gratitude is received with utmost appreciation , Shedletsky .

( . . eye squint . . ) thou art spared , this time only , mark thee well .

VERILY , I SHALL BRING FORTH MY HAMMER AND SMITE THEE ALL , I PLEDGE UPON THE SACRED NAME OF ROBLOX .ᐟ

verily , i did tarry a moment to discern . what egregious impropriety was afoot .

( on top of the Killer's cabin . is bro Aura farming .ᐣ.ᐣ )

( .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ um um um . last resort .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ hammer throw . )

ah . . . alas , i find it necessary to depart , for i must . . perambulate mine aquatic companions . ( running off . )

. . pray tell , what manner of brown blemishes dost thou speak of .ᐣ 💦

the Spectre didst deprive me of mine faculty to evacuate mine bowels .

. . alas , we find ourselves bereft of chocolate . ( suspiciously chocolate colored stains on Doombringer's helmet . )