Huh

3 video reviews, 2 called off goals, and 1 fan injured by a puck.

That should have counted as two goals if Pettersson scored there.

I know there’s a lot of reasons to choose from but why do San Jose fans hate Kane?

Call me crazy but I don’t think Adam Foote is very good at his job.

“We’ll get you back to hockey in Vancouver!” That’s a straight up threat these days

“For Vancouver, Abby?” “No, for me.”

Didn’t originally see Pettersson shoving a Dallas player off DeBrusk, with a full FOH motion, so Pettersson could congratulate DeBrusk on the goal, but I enjoyed that replay.

Wow. If Kane keeps doing that kind of stuff I might have to reconsider hating him. (No I won’t)

Canucks said “fuck your PDO”

Kane, you complete imbecile

Sometimes community means telling an abusive boss to piss off.

Canucks eke out a win against a mediocre team. I guess the strategy for tomorrow is hoping Colorado tired themselves out beating the piss out Edmonton, and Vancouver can just push them over. Like Homer’s stint as a boxer.

Every time I have to see Evander Kane whiff on a sure thing.

I refuse to believe Del Bel Belluz is a hockey player. He should be tending bar in a prequel era Star Wars comic.

Blow it up. #Canucks

Slappers Only night will be fun

Johansson backhanded the puck into nothing for the win. Crazy.

Before the season began I said they should only re-sign Sherwood if he scores like 30 goals. Sherwood:

Lmao. Sherwood you freak.

I’m so tired of Evander Kane.

There’s worse things than your goalie being the best player on the team.

Hide your iPads

A multi-point Petey game? In this economy?

Pettersson hasn’t returned to form. Hughes is looking average. That’s not good.

Something is up with Quinn Hughes 🫤

Congratulations to the Blue Jays on winning the closest thing we have to pok-ta-pok in contemporary sports. Now please proceed to your honored sacrifice against the Dodgers.

Crazy that the Mariners and Blue Jays are about to slug it out in game 7 for the privilege of being fed to the Dodgers.

Kane and Garland ffs 🙄

It had been a minute since Myers went full chaos giraffe and did something boneheaded

Oof. You don’t normally see Hughes with a line like that to the left. It feels like he’s been doing all the Hughes things, but slightly off, the last two games.

These Amazon game intros suuuuuuuck. Just get to puck drop already.

Real nice give and go from Pettersson and Boeser on that goal. Would mean more if it were in the first period instead, but much like Chytil sniping Bahl in the back of the head of scoring on his own rebound, take ‘em anyway you get ‘em.

Chytil went to the John Wick school of scoring. Just kill a guy, then get the job done.

Hot take: Lekkerimäki can shoot

Everyone gets a goal tonight

Vintage Pettersson.

The state of your hair, mate! 😂

I’ve seen enough. Mancini is getting that final spot on D.

Does everyone else’s stream have some highly inappropriate elevator rock laid over what appear to be a pretty solemn ceremony or is it just the dodgy ass streaming site I’m using because of geo locking?

Couldn’t care less about the Blue Jays but these stat lines from Colorado have even me saying “wait…what?” Those are video game numbers lmao

War of the Worlds (2025) is that amazing kind of bad that sucks you right in. I’m so glad that it was made 5 years ago, but released now, so we know Ice Cube starring in it wasn’t some kind of messed up Bruce Willis situation.

Hulk Hogan: …then I’m going to kick out at two God: that doesn’t work for me, brutha

Honestly I think getting out of Joshua’s contract and getting a pick back is fine 🤷🏽

Superman was a lot of fun. Not mind blowing, and I got critiques, but it felt like I was watching an episode of Superman: The Animated Series through a James Gunn lens. So, I’ll happily take more of it. A couple of the cameos had me legit howling too.

Celebrating July 4th by watching Born on the Forth of July for the first time. Which I’m assuming based on the name is an enthusiastic celebration of American policy.

lol wtf

That’s certainly a lot of AAV on Demko…