Jeremy Bearimy
@mrbearimy.bsky.social
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Canucks, nerd stuff and fancy cardboard
The gun is good The penis is evil
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5 days ago
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11 days ago
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Everyone on team tank for the Canucks should also be hoping Ottawa plunges in the standings too. They had to forfeit their pick this year but (as far as I can tell) their odds are still factored into the lottery. Sorry, Ottawa, you’re collateral damage.
11 days ago
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So what other hobbies or interests are people pursuing when Canucks games are on now? Trading card games and re-learning guitar for myself.
16 days ago
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It’s a bit disheartening that in a year where the Canucks are absolutely stanky, another team has found a way to say “hold my beer” over losing.
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18 days ago
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I was very excited initially and then extremely disappointed
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25 days ago
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Nice of MacKinnon to show how much he wants the best chance to win goals at the Olympics by absolutely lighting Binnington up so they don’t start him.
26 days ago
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What’s the over/under on the Heated Rivalry jerseys being better quality than anything Fanatics has put out?
about 1 month ago
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Make a Bond film casual Single Vagina
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about 1 month ago
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Harrison Lee
about 1 month ago
Weird Cute/Weird Hot is crucial for society. It unironically bodes well that people think Quinn Hughes, who looks like a domesticated ferret with PTSD, is attractive [He very much is]
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Just turned on the game. Wow, the Canucks look like shit tonight.
about 1 month ago
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Canucks and Wild now both 4-0 since the Hughes trade (or Buium trade if you prefer).
about 1 month ago
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about 1 month ago
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Buium is Pennywise coded
about 1 month ago
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JT Miller winning a game in overtime? In the year of our lord 2025?
about 1 month ago
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It’s very funny to me that the closeted veteran player on Heated Rivalry looks a lot like Tyler Seguin.
about 1 month ago
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For anyone bemoaning the Canucks winning games because of tanking reasons, relax. It’s statistically improbable for them to lose every game.
about 1 month ago
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At his current rate, Buium will pass Hughes as the Canucks lead scoring defenseman in 228 games.
about 1 month ago
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Love that Shorthouse still isn’t quite sure how to pronounce Buium.
about 1 month ago
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Canucks may have made chicken salad out of chicken shit getting Buium 🫠🤷🏽
about 1 month ago
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I’ll start a GoFundMe for the first Canucks beat reporter that asks Allvin “how does it feel to be a worse GM than Jim Benning?”
about 2 months ago
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I had to see it and so do you.
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about 2 months ago
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Can’t say that isn’t a haul but everyone involved in the organization should still be publicly flogged.
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about 2 months ago
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The prospects game > draft > prospects game timeline doesn’t make sense but they used hockey nicknames during sex. 10/10
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about 2 months ago
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It would be weirdly fitting if Hughes gets traded to Detroit. He fell into Vancouver’s lap thanks to a baffling decision by Detroit on draft day, now he may end up there thanks to baffling decisions by Vancouver’s management.
about 2 months ago
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Time to start Heated Rivalries. I’m going to be judging this on two strict criteria: hockey knowledge and man on man action. If either are lacking, my criticism will be sharp.
about 2 months ago
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Can the season be saved through addition by subtraction? (No, but still a positive)
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about 2 months ago
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Huh
about 2 months ago
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3 video reviews, 2 called off goals, and 1 fan injured by a puck.
about 2 months ago
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That should have counted as two goals if Pettersson scored there.
about 2 months ago
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I know there’s a lot of reasons to choose from but why do San Jose fans hate Kane?
about 2 months ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
2 months ago
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Call me crazy but I don’t think Adam Foote is very good at his job.
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2 months ago
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“We’ll get you back to hockey in Vancouver!” That’s a straight up threat these days
2 months ago
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“For Vancouver, Abby?” “No, for me.”
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2 months ago
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Didn’t originally see Pettersson shoving a Dallas player off DeBrusk, with a full FOH motion, so Pettersson could congratulate DeBrusk on the goal, but I enjoyed that replay.
2 months ago
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Wow. If Kane keeps doing that kind of stuff I might have to reconsider hating him. (No I won’t)
2 months ago
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Canucks said “fuck your PDO”
2 months ago
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Kane, you complete imbecile
2 months ago
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Sometimes community means telling an abusive boss to piss off.
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3 months ago
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Canucks eke out a win against a mediocre team. I guess the strategy for tomorrow is hoping Colorado tired themselves out beating the piss out Edmonton, and Vancouver can just push them over. Like Homer’s stint as a boxer.
3 months ago
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Every time I have to see Evander Kane whiff on a sure thing.
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3 months ago
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I refuse to believe Del Bel Belluz is a hockey player. He should be tending bar in a prequel era Star Wars comic.
3 months ago
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Blow it up.
#Canucks
3 months ago
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Slappers Only night will be fun
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3 months ago
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Johansson backhanded the puck into nothing for the win. Crazy.
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3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Before the season began I said they should only re-sign Sherwood if he scores like 30 goals. Sherwood:
3 months ago
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Lmao. Sherwood you freak.
3 months ago
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I’m so tired of Evander Kane.
3 months ago
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