the "supportive" ally will now attempt to justify being a Harry Potter fan after newest surprise reveal: Jeffrey Epstein-

When the extremely popular media that perfect suits your tastes doesn't hit

"What is this power?!" Frank Archer asked "It is the bone-tithe," responded Nagash

Can anyone tell me what's up with the jordans that hypnotize you? Where can you buy some?

It has now been four years

Sorry to those that saw

I am hard at work writing chapter 2 of my little project and I keep accidentally turning it serious

Learned cursed knowledge about my chosen name.

The pussy factory just called, I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK!!!

im fighting the war against eggs on the side of cracking eggs

Good job with Silver, Valve. That's all

Boob update: yup

Fun Fact: Bat was in the running for species of my sona, but couldn’t come up with a description that I liked enough

It probably feels fulfilling as fuck to eat a banana as a little bat

Made some adoptables between catching up on things. DM or reply to this post if you're interested, please share, and thank you for looking! You will receive a full rez PNG with no watermark and a transparent background. All three are available as of this post. #adoptable #adoptables #merfolk

Not to imply that I deserve to be sent dms by cute tgirls but yeah I do

They call me the queen of fumbles

Says a lot about society

Got a new job at the self sucking contest.

Was just at the self suck competition, they said they were looking for professionals

MY PSYONIC WARRIORS, TO ME!!! Yeah I just wanted you to give me a kiss on the forehead and tell me good night

Sometimes you cook a bit only you find funny and those are the ones that truly hit the hardest

tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y

I have no boughs and I must deck

i fucking love knowing how to use video editing software

‘Bait or honest opinion’ has done irrevocable damage to my mind

Girlie even the Taco Bell app is doing yearly recaps…

Harlan Ellison probably could've used a phrasing different from "belly slave"

The sin of humanity is perfectly encompassed with the idea of plastic foliage. Desire to hold up the illusion of beauty, but none of the foresight to understand what makes something beautiful. There is no growth, there is no death, there is no change. Keeping plastic foliage breeds stagnancy

*Fires a healing projectile, but I have incredibly poor aim so it flies straight through the Dragon's AoE attack*

In 2031 they're gonna be playing Field of Hopes and Dreams in the grocery store

Sometimes I still think about how The Ruined King does not build into his own blade

*holds hotdog like a cigarette*

Door only watches slice of life anime & home improvement

This post was inspired by seeing the majority of a fanbase believe in a theory that legit makes my mind numb

Pros of interacting with fandoms: -Cool art -Some times a user says something so incredibly based that it temporarily restores your faith in others Cons: -Endless dogshit

Fucked up AM did all that cause he couldn’t escape the cuck chair

If the declaration of independence is so important then why wasn’t it written in cuneiform with a reed stylus

I wonder why most of the fan theories about the trans fem allegory involves her being a villain or otherwise doing harm. Could mean anything about how society’s view us.

my sona loafs but will rip you to shreds if you ever mention it

Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers. NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

The game awards are pretty bad, but what’s worse are the takes afterwards

My night job is activating the big magnetic sign out front

My day job is going around implanting magnets into the beaks of any bird I can grab

hey man hope you are doing fine. i just took a look at your moveset and hm. they only gave you three moves. im being told you are only going to be an one time opponent in story mode. hey man i know it sucks okay but look, five years from now big yellow will make a video about how unfinished you are

Due to inflation, the price of an individual worm is now equal to a cheeseburger

The 8 frame-perfect inputs that blow your mind AND your cock

Peggle Blast is often referred to as “Wait, that exists?”

Moving suggestive pics to a different account cause