mtv spring break in the 2000s >>>

Post Malone Attempts To Sell More Tickets By Pushing Stadium Tour Back To 2017

One of the best TV shows of all time. I’m gonna miss it.

My #SteamController just arrived! That was so fast!

The KYLIE documentary will premiere on May 20, 2026 on Netflix. #KylieMinogue

The Onion has reached a deal to acquire Infowars • It will be turned into a parody site of itself • Has the support of the Sandy Hook families “A lot of people gave up on doing the right thing over the last two years. Despite an insane amount of threats & bullshit, we persevered" (via Variety)

“It can really create a toxic work environment when a coworker you thought was your friend suddenly begins shooting lightning out of his hand at crew members in between setups for dialogue scenes,” said Lena Dunham

Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees https://theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-americans-not-eating-enough-bees/

Well, the new Super Mario Galaxy movie was…A movie.

I made a papercraft just for this

margot robbie recreates the “come into my world” music video by kylie minogue for chanel’s new campaign. iconic

Magcargo is judging you

'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General

Got Duolingo! Time to cancel him! #Tamagotchi #tama #tamagotchiparadise

Oh god, Tekken 8 is such a mess and has been a mess for awhile now. This season new season just sounds like more of the same, I won’t be surprised if this spells this demise of this franchise.

RFK Jr. Urges Americans To Grow Lots Of Pubes To Keep Bugs From Crawling In Cockhole https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-urges-americans-to-grow-lots-of-pubes-to-keep-bugs-from-crawling-in-cockhole/

Avoid looking back on your deathbed and wishing you'd spent more time accumulating material possessions. Carpe diem. Shop the Onion Store today. https://store.theonion.com/products/us-dignity-reserves-nearly-depleted-headline-shirt?variant=42627907944517

Today is National Napping Day.

My #AdaWong figure arrived! She looks so good! #residentevil #re4

Shhh. My new favorite show is on.

Jumping into #ResidentEvil9 after watching #Scream7 is a trip lmao

‘Uncle Grandpa’ creator Pete Browngardt retweets an old sketch of Uncle Grandpa with a gun in his mouth as a response to the Paramount/Warner Bros. merger news.

#Scream7 spoilers without context

#Scream7 I wanted to really like it but gosh the franchise is soooo tired now, let it REST.

Sarah Michelle Gellar honors Michelle Trachtenberg on the 1st anniversary of her passing: “I'm not sure how it's been a year. I'm one of the lucky ones who has over 30 years of memories with you. From our first day on set together, to less than a year later, when you were already taller than me…”

Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub https://theonion.com/study-89-of-husbands-planning-to-surprise-wife-on-val-1823006999/

Going Gashapon crazy in the Philippines

Watched Lost in Translation in theaters for its 23rd anniversary and my god it’s still my favorite film of all time, despite it not aging so well.

You’ll never guess where the Lion and Tiger are. #MoreFunInThePhilippines

RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/

McDonald’s in the Philippines has spaghetti and fried chicken.

Philippine nightlife 🩷

Tips For Using AI https://theonion.com/tips-for-using-ai/

Spent $40 on Panda Express at the airport. Ooooh we’re fancy AF tonight!

It begins. #tamagotchi #tamagotchiparadise

People defending the Switch 2 Animal Crossing update like it’s gods gift to man. Lmao I can’t

First look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft in Amazon’s upcoming ‘Tomb Raider’ series

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-the-stars-of-heated-rivalry/

the time when mariah carey’s playback failed and she was forced to sing live

Apple Intelligence is so trash, I forgot it existed. Turned that shit off when it came out.

Happy New Years!

Spending new years on a boat

I like gnomes. I’m trying to understand watercolors. #dungeonsanddragons #gnomes

What an odd day, it doesn’t feel like New Year’s Eve with all the rain falling down.

Bachelorette Party Bankrupts 4 Of Bride’s Fave Girlies https://theonion.com/bachelorette-party-bankrupts-4-of-brides-fave-girlies/

setting intentions for 2026 with health, wealth, outfits, trips, and an endless flow of money:

#HeatedRivalry (🍅97%) is one of the best TV shows of 2025.

The concept of no new Heated Rivalry next week 😭