I misread this at first as Nate McKinnon and I had even MORE questions than nature intended 😭

This is the “stick an Impact Wrestling sticker onto the GFW World Title like nobody’ll notice” of our political time

It’s kind of wild how I heard very little about whatever happened to Tate aside from interaction on here lol. Either I’m not online enough for this world or man’s losing influence (and I’m alright with both of those possibilities)

THE WORLD’S STRONGEST EQUALIZER EMIL HEINEMAN

Jake Paul coming to the ring to honor Hulk Hogan and then getting his jaw punched into his eyeballs by Anthony Joshua has to be one of the best moments in sports this year. Doubly so because I didn’t spend a dime on it.

Hey, at least they didn’t opt to mute her for only 40% of the call.

Muting a Black woman to claim the vote was unanimous is so incredibly on the nose

Whoever said that the MVP of this was Adam Silver did a phenomenal job of instantaneously making me care less about a team from my city winning this. Thanks!

HE IS AN EQUALIZER HE IS A POLARIZER HE IS SCOTT FREAKIN’ MAYFIELD

I NEED A WRESTLING ALLUSION FOR THAT MAN YESTERDAY 💭❤️💙🧡

What a horrifying weekend of news. Too much.

This Christmas, see Rude Dolph. Only on Netflix.

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

THE LIGHTNING CONTINUE TO BE MELVINS SWIFFERED, SWEPT AND SWIPED DOWN THRICE IN TWO WEEKS AND FOR THE REST OF THEIR HOLIDAYS THE BOLTS WILL KNOW THAT HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

PAPA HOTEL ECHO WHISKEY phew 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

I’ll react to the win later when I’m more sober ✌🏾

BASK IN HIS GLORY FOR HE IS SCORING WHILE I’M AT HOLIDAY PARTY

Less fun fact: Harley Cameron and Willow Nightingale are the shortest-ever reigning AEW Women’s World Tag Team Champions 😞

AYO THE ISLES ARE BETTER, BUT THAT’S OKAY

Okay, can someone who knows more about the NBA than me explain what exactly the NBA Cup is (other than something the Knicks might win 😅)?

There are 2 kinds of wrestling fans: People that love Eddie Kingston And people that can fuck off.

@tonykhan.bsky.social YOU HAVE NO GUTS. And YOU 🇦🇸☕️…you’re a dead man.

Boy howdy I’ve seen some pointless shootouts in my day but that one might be up there with one of the most avoidable of these times 😭 Even ESPN don’t know what the hell to make of it 🤦🏾‍♂️

Oh cool, now we carry a PK into OT. 😁Awesome. That is awesome. This’ll go well.

You’re joking, right?

DON’T STOP BO-LIEVING

NEVER GIVE UP ON THE SIMON SYSTEM

say Donnie…

BO-LIEVE IN THIS, YA GOLDEN MELVINS HOCKEY STICKS AND MARK STONES WON’T BREAK THE KID’S BONES BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

You know also what would help my mental health right now? Eddie Kingston winning the AEW Men's World Title

I UNDERSTAND THAT TORINO WERE FEELING OPTIMISTIC BUT THEIR OPTIMISM IS DEAD

I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAVE A FAVORITE AND YOUR FAVORITE IS DEAD

BARZY FINNA TO DELETE THIS DEFICIT DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

The day that Eddie Kingston becomes the AEW Men’s World Champion is going to be the best day in recorded history.

eddie kingston winning the AEW men’s world title would be one of the most emotionally fulfilling moments i could have as a wrestling fan #AEWCollision 🤼

BOLTS ICED BY THE ZEEK YEAH HE SWERVES WHEN HE DEKES

wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics

I just realized… #Isles outshot (by just 3, but still!) the points-tally best team in the league last night and WON 😳

I’M STILL NOT USED TO THIS GUYS 🥲🥲🥲

ENG BY THE ZEKE YEAH HE SWERVES WHEN HE DEKES

AND BARZY TOO WONDERFUL

Okay, so to catch up: > BO-LIEVE IN GOAL NUMBER THREE > AND YET ANOTHER POINT 🍎—THE KID’S LAPPING THE FIELD, MELVINS 👑 > welp, it happened. he got a point against us 🥲 > but so did ADAM PELECH BAY-BAY

BASK IN HIS GLORY FOR HE IS NOW 14 GOALS AWAY

we actually life in hell

YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS, DIRTY DOM 😤

HE’S HERE TO DOUBLE LEADS AND CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND HE’S ALL OUTTA GUM

BO-LIEVE IN FIRST BLOOD

RYAN IS NO LONGER SKATING WITH MELVINS HE NOW SKATES WITH TRUE KINGS SPECIFICALLY, ONE TRUE KING IN PARTICULAR BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER