Also, don’t let any more solipsistic dingbats into your arena. That might help too.

Strategy for Game 4: Begin the game with a lead and then extend it, rather than beginning behind and surging for a comeback that you *hope* is enough to win. Sincerely, a fan of another blue and orange team who lived by the overcome the deficit late strategy and VERY MUCH DIED BY IT.

Who the hell gave AAA’s Tirantes an NBA officiating license?

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL THANK THE HIGH HEAVENS FOR CODY GAKPO.

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL UZBEKS STUNG BY CODY GAKPO

>me opening up 🦋 and seeing this

THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE GAME

In the UK???? Ayo the world’s ESPECIALLY cold over there 😂

Yo F1, can y’all hyphenate it when a racer is applying new tires (re-tires)? I saw “Max Verstappen retires” in my ESPN app notification AI summary and my Dutch-aligned heart trembled 😭

Sound advice. Thin skinned as he is? Let me sum up what that Knicks crowd will do once they see him...

*shrugs in Kat Abughazaleh*

SHOUTOUTS TO THE KAT

Nick Suzuki stole the Selke from MY CLIENT 😭 BUT KNICKS STOLE GAME 2 FROM WEMBY VIA TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAMI

Fuck Boston! You from New York; you know there’s only one code out here that matters: RIDE OR GET RODON

BIG BRUNSON REED DOESN’T DO INJURIES, MAN 💙🧡

Michael Buffer in Ready 2 Rumble, this is not

I’ve said this before; I’ll say it again – at least I don’t have to worry about Bobby Orlando stepping on Adam and Jenna’s fingers and/or phones at a Beyond show 😭

Not me briefly thinking Cody Rhodes was cross-promoting a Portal 3 😭

LITTLE BRUNSON REED 💙🧡

Just so we’re clear: all three of these people are better than Hercules.

I’d pop hard for Loren Ipsum

“I mean, WE ran Kemper after we murdered Owen; why would we black anyone else out after somebody else’s murder?”

In the words of Brendan Burke whenever Matthew Schaefer does pretty much anything, “This kid’s incredible!”

There’s also a DocX version if you want, buddy 😅

👏🏾-👏🏾-👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU HAD A GOAL DROUGHT AND YOUR GOAL DROUGHT IS DEAD

Fuck the SCF! You know there’s only one code in sports that matters… RIDE OR GET RODON

The universe really did make me choose between MY CLIENT and the New York Knicks 🥲🥲🥲

@aaron.wrotkowski.ca Do you own ice skates? I’mma need you to lace ‘em up and do something about this please 😭😭😭

*whip crack sound effect* 🍻

Friends, is this what having a stroke feels like?

YOU KNOW IT’S ALL ABOUT THE HEAT GERRIT COLE BAY-BAY

WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 162 GAMES???

Welp, Go Habs Go, I suppose…

Sensationalism aside, I’m actually intrigued to see what those two do with the place. Hopefully good things…?

🫡

That’s all well and fine, Speedy, but you catch what ya boi did a few nights ago? Any comment? 😥

Anybody catch the name of that German Suplex that Takeshita pulled with his hands under Okada’s legs? Like a Double Pumphandle position without grabbing the wrists…?

TALK YO EXCREMENT, HABIBI 💙🧡

BIG BRUNSON REED SIMPLY CANNOT BE STOPPED KNICKS FINNA DO WHAT EVERTON COULDN’T AND RELEGATE SPURS (or the Thunder I suppose)

Non sequitur incoming, but I can’t help but chuckle at the use of “resentment” which is definitely NOT the word he/she/they were looking for 😅 (my guess is “sentiment”) It momentarily clouded my perception of what the context of these screengrabs was going to be lol

Yes, I’ve lost my miiiiiiiiiind…

My client Brock Nelson is surrounded by frauds, apparently. Guess he’ll have to supercharge the comeback all on his own. Avs in fucking seven.

👨🏾‍⚖️ WE FIND THE RAYS 👨🏾‍⚖️ GUILTYYYYYYYYYY

Struggling with the first level of Sonic the Hedgehog? Hill issue.

Does Castellanos scoring in the Prem carry the same tragic connotations as a homer does over here?

🗽🥶🧥