I HEAR THE BALOGUUUUUNNNNN

HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED AND HE’S BETTER THAN ROY HALLADAY, WHITEY FORD AND SANDY KOUFAX AND YOU KNOW IT

I’d feel more dejected by this if MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNNNELSON, DIDN’T CONQUER THE GERMANS

MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNELSON, CONQUERED THE DANES

WREX IPSWICH AND LEAVE

ONE-TEE CITY BITCH

MY CLIENT, BRRRRRRRRRROCK NNNNNNNNNELSON, CONQUERED THE LATVIANS

CURAÇAOOOOOO 🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼🇨🇼

Bad Bunny trained his whole life for that table bump

Apparently this aged well

Truth.

Straplander? Strapdaddy?

First thing that came to mind when I saw this btw lol

Rayne Leverkusen implies the existence of Rayne Möndchengladbach

& SPECIAL THANKS TO BARZY FOR DELETING THE DEVILS’ COMEBACK CHANCES DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

BO-LIEVE IN THE DUBBBBBBB

FORECHECK BY THE ZEKE YEAH HE SWERVES WHEN HE DEKES

Four letters, no apostrophe, ugh ugh, typo.

BO-LIEVE IN THE EXTRA POINT I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE WE DESERVE

DELETE MY DEPRESSION DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

MELVINS LIKE THEM DON’T GET SAVED THE BELL PENS COMMITTED THEIR NAMESAKE AND THEY JUST PAID THE PIPER BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHEFER

BO-LIEVE IN THE EQUALIZER

THE DEADLOCK HAS BEEN DELETED DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE DELETE

Say En Vogue…

Speaking of with full chest, I hope that the voices that spent countless weeks proclaiming she was a shit GM give more than a whisper to the fact that she’s a good egg.

BANG

YO IT’S HE IT’S HE IT’S JGP

KID’S DRAGGING THOSE MELVINS BUT GOOD MAY ALL WHO OPPOSE HIM FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY THEMSELVES AS OBSOLETE BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

IT’S A DILAPIDATED BAT

Constructive critique for an org that doesn’t need it, won’t take it and probably doesn’t deserve it…? I feel like they should’ve gone with the Kevin Owens school of nomenclature and do William/Willie Royce. You get your primary name + filial homage. Royce Keys sounds like a ManU ex-captain lol

It's been fun seeing The Consultants lose their mind about how they don't get this ad, which is the coolest shit she's done yet. (Also, yes, that's Matt Mercer, who I've come to learn since this ad dropped is more famous than Michael Jordan.)

WREX WEDNESDAY AND LEAVE

Not that this is even the point, but straight from the school of #TechniqueByTaz – why is Mark ever letting go of the arms here??? Surely that’s the only way that Clon is able to get his hands free enough for the handstand block 😯

No arrests of the ICE thugs who murdered Alex Pretti, Renee Good, or Keith Porter. No arrests of anyone in the Epstein Files. But they arrested Don Lemon because of his journalism.

While I conjure a gimmick for Soucy, THE RANGERS CONTINUE TO BE MELVINS THIS IS ONE TIME WHERE THE SEQUEL FEELS JUST AS GOOD AS THE ORIGINAL BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE AND HEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

The New York Islanders acquired a New York Ranger to score on the New York Rangers

Soucy scoring the first goal is absolutely hilarious

Wait, we’re playing the Rangers AGAIN???

BROTHER MICHAEL PAUL I KNEW YOU’D SCORE

THE SIMON SYSTEM PROVIDES INSTANT RESULTS

The New York Islanders acquired a New Jersey Devil to score on the New York Rangers

ONDREJ THE GIANT INDEED

Put it all on EVYL

Ondrej “The Giant” Palat?

SCORING A BRACE ISN’T A BAD THING IT’S A GOOD THING

yay for the mafia dude woo

HE CAN SLAM A TORNADO HE CAN DOUBLE A LEAD

YO IT’S HE IT’S HE IT’S JGP