I realize this isn’t even remotely the point, but why does he have the Undertaker gong with the Seth Rollins backdrop?

Is the irony of the president’s friend buying something called “the free press” and immediately installing a government truth compliance officer lost on everybody?

Please enjoy 10 seconds of a fat groundhog enjoying an apple at my sister's house 😊

It’s giving Mike Hogewood and “SLAP THE PORPOISE!”

AYO THE CREEK IS PEACH BETTER COBBLE UP 💀

Two reasons why the Mariners are my backup pick to win the WS: 1) Without them, there would be no Pablo Sanchez 2) This.

Got me so apoplectic I can’t even fraction properly 😭

(1/2) The Liberty fired Sandy Brondello a year after she brought them their first WNBA title. Man United fired Ten Hag in spite of ending the club’s six-year trophy drought. Spurs fired Ange immediately after he won them their first trophy in 17 years.

His name is Max Dorian Fried and if he wants to set the Bronx County Chicken Aaron Boone on fire I wouldn’t hate it

Cody Bellinger hits a huge homer to cut the lead down to 42

If this doesn’t get Boone fired, nothing will.

Any more bigots this franchise wants to glorify on their way out?

HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED AND HE’S BETTER THAN THE BLUE JAYS but that really doesn’t matter if fucking nobody else is.

Köln vs Leverkusen gets abandoned because of a floodlight not working. Not the first time lack of field maintenance in a Frauen stadium has affected the ability for a game to be played. Theres no way teams should still be letting this stuff happen in 2025 AD.

Still waiting on my WSX reboot 🥺

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They turned off the ALDS game at Swingers the instant it became 3-1 and honestly, fair call

Shouldn’t three consecutive doubles be a “triple double”? 🤷🏾‍♂️ ……On second thought, never mind; that just sounds stupid.

AYO THE PLANS ARE CANCELLED BETTER WATCH IT UP

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL MID-GAME LEVELER CODY GAKPO

Gratitude snouldn’t be something forced upon people. It should come from a place of sincerity.

Wrexham we’re starting to give a lot less Tribal Chief and lot more Sufferin’ Succotash lately and it’s ruining my flow 😭

Great command of the language on display here

All people should. Precious few actually want to in service of doing and being better.

your user base consists entirely of people who are willing to migrate from social media websites that turn on them

Cam Schlitter last night:

Who’s Triple H’s main in Smash? …Well, Ness, obviously.

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LATE NIGHT AL WILD CARD DOUBLEHEADER LET’S GOOOOOOOO 💀

GIMME A WELLS YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Orange Cassidy bites 1/10th of his thumb at this list. Also, the one with the diary. Witticisms aside, RIP Jane Goodall 🕊️

HIS NAME IS MAX DORIAN FRIED AND HE’S BETTER THAN THE RED SOX …but apparently Aaron Bonehead doesn’t know it.

The sins of July are laid upon October.

If only Cris Collinsworth was on the call

Literally since Elbridge Gerry, dude.

I see their tag team suggestion and raise them Shane McMahon vs. Christian as the feud we never knew we needed

Another one of those nights where you remember all the people who told you they dont watch soccer because "Games shouldn't end in ties"

Hope he gives Kelce a Flip Piledriver

Post something random, or you'll have an AWFUL October!

…i love you soto. :(

I UNDERSTAND THAT THE DEFENDERS HAD SENTIENCE AND THEIR SENTIENCE IS DEAD

I guess she’s the Gift that keeps on giving 🥁

Additionally: stop mass shooting, full stop. 🕊️

That lateral press more lethal than the Seatbelt Pin 😱 Also, awwwwwww 🥰

Somewhere, a top prospect just got their skull nearly fractured by a Native American caricature 😭 #iykyk