I'm *ill* and *horny*. The worst!

Let's jerk off and admire each other.

We liked my Christmas thirst-trap.

"NSFW pics? Not At First" as a reading comprehension test.

My CB fans didn't enjoy me whacking the volume up for Turbines by BCNR nearly as much as I did

Been far too long since there's been a stranger in my bed :(

Tentatively positive first impressions. Though I've generally used the front camera of my phone and not having a live display of what's being broadcast at the same position as the camera feels weird.

I like my friends watching my show but please don't join just as someone's tipped me to wave my asshole in the air 🙃

Uh huh.

2026 will be the year I get a butt

Please don't say "dick root".

Being asked about Christmas plans by work colleagues and having to self-censor "spend Boxing Day jerking off on cam from dawn till dusk, as per tradition"

Getting some surgery next week so no looking pretty for internet admirers for a bit :(

Guy I was having a nice time talking to just double-messaged so I guess it's over

Guy on Grindr I want to reply to but he's never offline :(

On the sleeper

gymed

Need to find some underwear for the gym that, err, contains me better. Right now it's either boxers that I keep falling out of when I'm wearing loose shorts, or it's aussiebums, which make everything more pokey-outy than is really appropriate.

Was watching chaturbate.com/velvet_power/ while camming last night, and yes he's very (very) hot, but also his lighting is so good. I've spent enough time wanking on camera that I should really get this sorted myself instead of just using Big Light.

when you have to be charming as a person and not just a body with a big dick :(

A new mutual on Instagram is very actively trying to *friend* me, and I want to say to them, can we just spend 2-3 years lightly interacting with each other's stories and take it from there??

I look so pretty this morning if only I had someone here to take photos of me :( :( :(

Growing.

Doing the maths on, between getting 7 hours sleep and having an appointment in the afternoon, how long do I get to spend edging tomorrow morning

Such an absolute ego boost that my dick is in demand 😊

ok but

Definitely due a re-evaluation of my relationship with Grindr

Gonna spend the day thinking about kissing Alex Lawther. Thanks, The Guardian.

Slow strokes

Desperate for a clear day so I can spend a few hours edging in the morning, get some street food for lunch, then sit in a cute cafe and catch up on newsletters

#fcf Fat and edged to fuck

Painfully close 🥹

Do I want a bf or do I just want someone authoritative to tell me no I'm not allowed to cum yet?

Missing from the "block, ignore, or reject" discourse is that our norms around approaching someone new *by design* are indirect and avoid giving an obvious opportunity for rejection

Need someone to take my six day load

"Right Now" but it's guys who are happy to put something in the calendar for several weeks from now

Gonna feel so good to unload when I get home

G'night

Been more intentional about what I eat, lost some body fat, and it's like, ah, yes, I recognise my body again. It's nice.

Dooooo I turn 3 hours of edging into 4???

Getting off on being watched getting off - dm for the link ☺️

3am and feel like I'm not getting any sleep till I do something about this

Guy at my new gym who I *desperately* want to fuck 😖

Pissing loudly with the door open to assert dominance

Sometimes I feel pretty happy with how I look

Sometimes I just want to hang out and jerk off but today is very much a I Need To Pound Hole day

need to slap someone with my dick.

My morning dick pics would be 10 times better if I could control my blinds from my phone

Just felt big this morning

72 hours later and I've decided, yes, a guy showing up 2 hours late and drunk, when I'd planned to cook for him, is dickhead behaviour and it's reasonable that I'm pissed at him