Label your damn posts.

Fishing for attention

Tops! Need! Prep! Time! Too!

The hierarchy of needs image but at the base it's "friends casually mentioning my big dick"

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Been doing pole dancing classes and I'm very much being left to Fend For Myself over where my junk goes

Love making plans

Please can we have a better term than "light fun"? Absolutely not "hand and mouth stuff". Does "siding" work???

In a "sex is good actually and I would like to have some" phase

Kesha was great but that one dancer in particular is my new obsession

Pedantry: Please do not describe your cock, or anyone else's cock, as 'hung', unless the cock in question is itself in possession of a large, secondary, cock. The *possessor* of the large cock is 'hung', not the cock itself. Thank you.

Maddening!

Gonna have to figure out how to do cable crunches, aren't I lads

Ok but you don't wear 2000's white wired earbuds connected to an iPhone tucked into the waistband of your short shorts unless you're trying to send a signal and the signal is "I am a homosexual"

Take: the ambiguity was a feature not a bug.

Ok, had to hold off gyming for a month, let's get back to this 💪

I'm *ill* and *horny*. The worst!

Let's jerk off and admire each other.

We liked my Christmas thirst-trap.

"NSFW pics? Not At First" as a reading comprehension test.

Been far too long since there's been a stranger in my bed :(

Tentatively positive first impressions. Though I've generally used the front camera of my phone and not having a live display of what's being broadcast at the same position as the camera feels weird.

I like my friends watching my show but please don't join just as someone's tipped me to wave my asshole in the air 🙃

Uh huh.

2026 will be the year I get a butt

Please don't say "dick root".

Being asked about Christmas plans by work colleagues and having to self-censor "spend Boxing Day jerking off on cam from dawn till dusk, as per tradition"

Getting some surgery next week so no looking pretty for internet admirers for a bit :(

Guy I was having a nice time talking to just double-messaged so I guess it's over

Guy on Grindr I want to reply to but he's never offline :(

On the sleeper

gymed

Need to find some underwear for the gym that, err, contains me better. Right now it's either boxers that I keep falling out of when I'm wearing loose shorts, or it's aussiebums, which make everything more pokey-outy than is really appropriate.

Was watching chaturbate.com/velvet_power/ while camming last night, and yes he's very (very) hot, but also his lighting is so good. I've spent enough time wanking on camera that I should really get this sorted myself instead of just using Big Light.

when you have to be charming as a person and not just a body with a big dick :(

A new mutual on Instagram is very actively trying to *friend* me, and I want to say to them, can we just spend 2-3 years lightly interacting with each other's stories and take it from there??

I look so pretty this morning if only I had someone here to take photos of me :( :( :(

Growing.

Doing the maths on, between getting 7 hours sleep and having an appointment in the afternoon, how long do I get to spend edging tomorrow morning

Such an absolute ego boost that my dick is in demand 😊

ok but

Definitely due a re-evaluation of my relationship with Grindr

Gonna spend the day thinking about kissing Alex Lawther. Thanks, The Guardian.

Slow strokes

Desperate for a clear day so I can spend a few hours edging in the morning, get some street food for lunch, then sit in a cute cafe and catch up on newsletters

#fcf Fat and edged to fuck

Painfully close 🥹

Do I want a bf or do I just want someone authoritative to tell me no I'm not allowed to cum yet?

Missing from the "block, ignore, or reject" discourse is that our norms around approaching someone new *by design* are indirect and avoid giving an obvious opportunity for rejection

Need someone to take my six day load