@ubcsdelta.bsky.social Baby, look, it’s you. 🥰

we're bound by fate (both being fucking stupid)

Y-yeah. Takeout. As in, take it out of the fire.

That explains it. Carry on.

……………. You sure that was a microwave?

….. Right. Okay. Have you ever considered an air fryer?

Wh…. What happened between the first and second image?!

Are you also gonna go to Home Depot, be dissatisfied with the selection, and end up going to Lowes instead?

I called it cinnamon toast grunch once and now I can’t stop calling it that. 😭

I’m going back to bed.

I-I’m awake. I swear. I’m awake.

I’ll make it, don’t even worry!! Shoo, go sit, I’ll bring it to you!

I can tell by the punctuation that you’re stressed. I’ll bring you some cookies. 👍

// i feel Boothill today . idk why. but hey if ur a hoyofucker @pierpointlfg.bsky.social is me come make him say stupid shit

// JUST GOT OFF WORK i need to pee but the dog groomers are taking up both stalls to sit there on their phones and i might kill someone tbh.

// MAN I WISH I KNEW WHO ANY OF THESE PEOPLE ARE

I remember when I first met dad and he was all cool and gave me that huge gun and was like, the most badass guy ever. Never meet your heroes. 💧

Yeah, that’s probably it. 💧

Every day Carlos comes home to a whole new reason for fear for his life. 💧

You frighten me in ways I can’t explain.

// me looking around and realizing 90% of the people ive interacted with this morning were ismere but slightly to the left

Even though she won’t defend Carlos who SAVED HER LIFE. But I can pick my battles. 😤

Sorry dad.

Dad I’m not defending you from Jill. That’s— I know my place. That’s not a fight I can win.

// GUYS IM TRYING TO BE PROFESSIONAL AT WORK IM BEGGING YOU

( …… Dang. Is Grace the only one that will defend him?! 😭 )

Are they like this with you, too? 💧

Thank GOD Carlos has work when you people are like this. 😭😭😭

JESUS CHRIST. THANKS FOR THE DISCLAIMER, BUT JESUS CHRIST.

Can’t believe I’m defending my dad against the power bottom allegations. What is my life.

HE BETTER FUCKING NOT—?!

……… ??????? Well, I mean, they’re…. Incorrect, so. Don’t even worry about it, dad.

It does generate the po— STOP it.

( Did he find one of MY books-?! )

// blatantly ignoring the stock that needs to go out bc im having too much fun here rn

WHAT ARE YOU READING-?!

I can’t help my preferences…!!! He’s HOT! Just like you think of my dad!! So, there!!

THEY’RE GONNA BE BESTIES EVENTUALLY. I SWEAR.

Oh, thank god. 😭 YOU’RE PERFECT JUST THE WAY YOU ARE!! 😤😤😤

NO. NO. NOOOOOO. NONONO. TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Carlos. Honey. Baby. Sweetheart. Do not ever become Luis. Pretty please. I’m begging you. 🙏

……………………… NO.

And I was told I should date a scientist. This should silence that suggestion!!!

……………….. W H O M S T ?

……. Hmmm. 🤨 Not sure if that’s better or worse.

THAT’S— THAT IS NOT MY CONCERN.