// i Love thinking i replied to sumn only to find it in my bookmarks very much not replied to that is AMAZING SORRY RICKY

“It DOES suck,” she mutters, the understatement of the century. … Oh, he finished his already? Okay, okay, uh… She’ll give it a go! She tips it back, scrunching her eyes shut and trying to ignore the weird buzzy feeling behind them. She downs it, sets the glass down, and takes a second to +

G’morning!!! It’s kinda rainy so be careful if you’re driving anywhere!! I hope everyone has a good day!!! 🫶

PRIDE MONTH

Sleepy still…… Mm, wanna nap, but I have stuff to do….. I can push through..!!

// SORRY I HAD TO TRIPLE POST i cant get it to not be labeled 💀 so like. friendly reminder to turn off nsfw filters in ur settings. bsky hates me specifically

Laundry day… [ #seductiveSunday ]

// too sleepy to be snarky i am jus emotional asf abt havin such a good group of friends that kno me better than i know myself hello life is good and i am lucky wtf wtf wtf my heart is full of love and joy

// leon and the leons

Sorry I’ve been MIA!!! If people would stop committing bioterrorism I wouldn’t be so busy!!!

How do kids manage going to school for like seven hours a day and still have this much energy??? I need to hire an Olympic sprinter to babysit, omg.

My six year old daughter has a better sleep schedule than me. Omg. I gotta get it together.

I-I gotta stop staying up so late, my daughter had to wake me up 😭😭😭

// its bedtime holy shit i have 3 hrs to sleep omg kill me

// not to be sincere on main but ilygsm i always wanted a group of friends to game with till the asscrack of dawn and i have not laughed that hard in AGES but i think i say that every time we hang out 😭😭😭 NEVER CHANGE.

// white noise to fall asleep to (real not clickbait)

Bro would like and download all the edits of himself

// one day im gonna be nice to you and you’ll die instantly

JILL HE PLAYED AS YOU AND MADE YOU LOOK BAD. JUST SO YOU KNOW.

// ok socrates keep suckin my fart air and maybe you’ll inherit some of my skills

//The new and totally unbeatable RE squad were at it today. Featuring: @exumbrellahound.bsky.social as Jill @graceeashcroft.bsky.social as Carlos @unyieldingwill.bsky.social as Claire Myself as Leon.

// notice who’s not readied up

Dad you were right. Boys are dumb. Sorry I told you to put the shotgun away, you can get it back out now.

Bro must be trying to rebuild the commonwealth, call him a minuteman

WE??????

CARLOS CHEATS AT VIDEO GAMES IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Where’s nemesis I need Carlos DEAD

CLOSE YOUR DOOR

Omg. Catlos Oliveirnya.

Hang on. Hang on, don’t worry.

So.

……… Dad, you don’t need to do an Obama impression. Fine.

Does anyone have $46.99 that won’t ask questions.

…… Does anyone have $46.99 I can borrow permanently.

Is it love or a panic attack .ᐣ

“Hiiiiii.” ☺️ Reaching up and back to squish his cheeks a bit. “One of these days you’re gonna creep up on me and I’m gonna accidentally, like, kick you or something.”

“WE, the straights” 😭

I need to buy new clothes, omg. It’s been like three years. But I really like this hoodie. …… Maybe I’ll just get more of the same hoodie.

My god.

Wha-? N-no, PHD. Like…… Umm….. …. Actually I don’t know what it stands for. But it’s, like, a college degree. For doctors. I think? Hamsters can’t go to college.

Historically my interactions with people that have PHDs have been not great!!! Gotta be honest!!!!!!

….. I don’t think I’d call most of them true doctors but, like. I guess. 😭 And even then, don’t have heart attacks for fun???????

ᅠᅠᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗛𝗢𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗣𝗢𝗖𝗔𝗟𝗬𝗣𝗦𝗘 ᅠᅠᅠᅠ

That’s DEFINITELY not how it works AT ALL like EVER in HISTORY and I am now even more concerned!!!!!!!!!!

Proud daughter of a super gay dad in denial 🏳️‍🌈 😶‍🌫️ 🎉

N-not like you SHOULD have four, but like the maximum is— Y’know what. It’s probably fine.

Proud daughter of a super gay dad 🏳️‍🌈

Awake but at what cost. 🫩

I WAS. UH. HACKED