achievement unlocked: *not* run over by a waymo while walking in the middle of the street

tried ordering food at the airport. do you think it'll be done in time

i should learn a language with cases

can we talk about what a misnomer "french exit" is. you can't leave a party in france without kissing everyone and their mother goodbye and it takes ten times too long

the doctor who rosa parks episode may have been bad but it's also the reason i know rosa parks didn't just make a spontaneous decision to stay seated so it's impossible to say, etc

just realized that my irl friends don't know i was a young earth creationist for what is still over half my life

current mood: alibi by dessa

As you enjoy the superbowl please remember that equality in sports is so important 🙏

am i a bad person for not watching the super bowl this year (i never watch the super bowl)

i went salsa dancing with a bunch of white catholics once and they had a whole conversation about how body rolls maybe cross a line. "I just think there should be limits" my roommate and i henceforth referred to the guy who said that as "sexy salsa man"

i gotta get a microsoft teams filter that will overlay a business casual outfit over my hoodie

i don't think i will watch eloise's season of bridgerton when it comes out. i know they won't make her ace and i don't think i can take it

headcanoning benedict as visually impaired (he doesn't see color without his glasses)

minneapolis is officially the first city to be nominated for a nobel peace prize. maybe next year we can be the first city to be nominated for president

cursed evangelical taylor swift parody: i was there, it was prayer, i remember it all too well

there's a restaurant/bar/live music venue in Minneapolis called "Icehouse" and they've started posting photos like this which is great, except that they transliterate it as ICE(OUT!)HOUSE and i'm instinctively reading it as "ice outhouse"

because Liam deserves to be home safe and warm with his parents and his stuffed turtle, all of the immigration/detention system must be abolished

are there any dictionaries that define "Covid" not just as the disease or the pandemic, but also specifically as the time period (roughly 2020-2022) when the pandemic occurred?

in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Fs in the chat my boss wants us to use chatbots at work now

i have so many unkind words to say about bishop barron rn

deport d*nald tr*mp

backpacks were a great invention. shout out to the inventor of backpacks

chesterton sux

It’s also so cool that nothing any conservative does in office is crime but in any way impeding an ICE agents totally legal work is a crime deserving of immediate execution

one thing i have to say about the situation in minnesota is that every part of my community is coming together to support each other. five buy nothing posts in just a couple days with people offering to pick up groceries for anyone afraid to leave home.

"to be fair, f*ck ice is what people in minnesota say most winters. but,"

america is exhausting rn

ashamed to admit that when a french vocab quiz popped up on my facebook, the only reason i readily remembered the word for "eraser" is because of La Gommage

reached the point of COVID where i feel basically fine but i keep coughing up phlegm. thanks i hate it

apparently the actress who played kali is danish, and that makes...so much more sense than wherever i thought her accent was from

the thing i'm enjoying most about clair obscur is that i can understand a fair bit of french, but my musical french comprehension is iffy. however. the further i get in the game, the more lore i learn - the clearer the song lyrics get

youtube music has prepared for me a playlist called "eclectic quirky mix." i don't recognize half the songs in it. reply with a number and i'll give you one

lune is such a nerd and i love her for it

i can't help wondering if ICE was explicitly told to try and get someone killed here

my entire timeline is either posts about the murder or posts about the secret stranger things finale. it's been an exhausting day

building a wall around minneapolis, plastering "fuck ice" posters all over it, mass deporting all immigration officers

i'm seeing tons of businesses in minneapolis closing for the rest of today and tomorrow over this. just a horrific tragedy.

they’re abducting our neighbors and putting them in concentration camps and they’ll shoot you in the fucking face if you don’t cheer them on while they’re doing it.

oh cool. ICE killed an observer a mile from my apartment

alright i have contacted my colleague in my time zone and asked him to cover for me if i need to sleep in. with any luck covid will be gone by the time i wake up at 10am

the worst part about having covid rn is that i came back to this beautiful snowy weather that's absolutely perfect for skiing, and i won't get to enjoy any of the trails until it gets back up into the 40s

i've been dancing too much, i just saw a xc ski video of someone doing the kick double pole and my brain went "kick ball change"

if there's one hill i will die on it's that no one's first introduction to mint should be breath mints, ice cream, or mint chocolate

remembering the last time i got covid and ran out of kleenex and my roommate went out and purchased one (1) box for me

a woman of color's character arc existing solely in service of a white woman's character arc which ultimately exists to resolve the emotional journey of two white men well done, stranger things

msp really is the best airport

i have decided that i actually hate the idea of double dates. do i need to be dating someone to hang out with my friend and their partner? really?

are there any travel-size toothpastes that are SLS-free? I've been trying to avoid anything with SLS for a bit but I'm away for almost a week this time and im wondering if I tried to find something besides the sample toothpastes from the dentist

learned something crazy today