WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK ON THE DAY IT'S SO FUCKING OVER

For every "It's so over" there's an equal and opposite "We're so back"

I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows I hate bows #DarkAgeHunt

Does a wet dream mean you fail No Nut November

I stayed up watching this just to shout "NO" loud enough to wake up my roommate I think

Wondering how quickly a biography of me would get R-rated if it was a film

When they said smashing pumpkins this isn't what I had in mind.

Just played my favorite game of "Penis or Pipebomb" with TSA and got the world's shittiest handjob out of it.

If :3 is a cat, then :4 is a mouse

Todaybor Day is Labor Day.

Just saw someone on the side of the road using a VHS camcorder. The fucking hit of nostalgia was wild.

The wild thing about being a top is that if a bottom finds out they just start running like a lost puppy. Like what do they think going ":3" and "Mommy uwu" is going to do, huh? All you have to do is just look at them a certain way and they're already squealing. They're so easy it's not even funny

Coming to the realization that I could just sell pictures of my feet

As an Episcopalian, I'm proud of the stands the church continues to hold. From the inauguration to this latest travesty.

Are you bad at making decisions or did you grow up constantly being told you were doing things wrong that you choose to do nothing instead?

Gridlock

When people ask me what is wrong with me and then I ask how much time they have, it's a very serious question and I am wishing someone would listen. In no order but it can be said this way: The worlds fucked People are fucked I'm fucked I want to get fucked Things beyond my control are fucked

I wonder if trans fat are going to get banned in the US

Shitty AI images from Congress cool thanks

Stop doomscrolling for a second and look at this absolute unit that visited me earlier today

Is it necrophilia if it's with someone that's dead on the inside

If republican men are the top consumers of trans videos I might as well cash in on the market.

This is the Lock Picking Lawyer and what I have for you today is...

If losing sleep was an Olympic sport I'd probably be on the podium

Mental stability ain't got nothing on laying in bed for 4 hours thinking about all the things you've been yelled at for

Tap tap is this thing on hi I'm here now