[Offering the reader a cup of mandarin oranges.] Get your vitamin C in!!

They even like to follow me around sometimes!

I protect children very furiously, hah.

WOOO!!! I hope Santa doesn't mind that I shoot abusers! [That came out of nowhere lol.]

YEAH!!! We'll DO CHIRSTMAS STUFF!!!

CHRISTMAS!!! [Oh hello there.]

(( fyi, I can't see dms on any accounts, so that communication method is rendered useless :3 thanks censorship so if you wanna talk to me you can use this post here or request my discord lol

Yes. YAY! I'VE BEEN DOING AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE! I believe in protecting the ones who can't protect themselves! Willing to give children the protection they need. [A pure soul worthy of presents, albeit recovering from being misguided in their lab days.]

...is it okay to shoot abusers on occasion? :3 [They have done nothing wrong, pretty much. Jolly soul.]

[SPONGEBOB-ESQUE SCREAM]

[Genuinely panicking??] OH NO DID THAT DO ME IN??

I HOPE SHOOTING CHILD ABUSERS DOESN'T DISQUALIFY ME FROM THE NICE LIST CAUSE UM. HAHA

[SCREECHING?]

* I'd be so delighted to meet Santa you have no idea.

[Nod... Yeah, they almost got killed!] * ..but then I was put into a NEW facility!! it was new and exciting! I thought it was a light at the end... * but. um. they were mean to me and wanted to use me for even meaner things. [The screen has associated visuals, almost as if showing the memory.]

* that daycare I used to work for? I got laid off because it went bankrupt!! my creator died soon after! I was almost scrapped after that... [This bot's been through their version of a personal hell, but that's not all of it.]

* I never told you much about how I even got here..!! haha. if everything went right, I'd still be where I was! but something went SUPER, VERY wrong...

* no one's around, right? [Oh, that's scary! The fake joy just left.]

* Please, it happened so long ago!! It's kinda silly to let it get to me now! [Still trying! But it isn't working. This method isn't working, Hyperpop. You can't keep on going like this.]

[Little eye twitch, acting like they're staying cheerful for kids.. but there are none around here at all.] * Don't worry too much...

* Good morning, Mikeyyy..!! [Uh oh they sound sad again.]

[Hyperpop is holding themselves today. But are they still trying smiling? Yes.]

(( heh

(( heh

[You have a confused expression...] * Did you just change writing perspective?? [Yeah.]

* How did I even do that? What is that?

Wagh- [Hyperpop somehow coughs something up from their screen.] * OUH. * Wait, what is that??

(( I wanna make a light hearted sl all of a sudden (says the one who doesn't know how to run sls lol) LIGHTHEARTED. that means no killing the happiness. let the villains party too lmao

[Are you playing 100 gecs?? Yes. You are. You are vibing like it's Sadie Hawkins.]

MUSIC MONDAY!! [Explodes their speakers with hyperpop. Like their name.]

I have a child abuser's soul, but it probably stinks like diarrhea! [You have HUH?]

No one really taught me about emotional connection. All I know is that some people really like each other!

Wow, I start feeling so fuzzy after I hang out with someone enough. Extra fuzzy! Sounds about right... [Do they know.]

Oh yeah? I know how to do that, thankfully!! Like- "oh.. do you have a boo-boo? I'll get you some really nice people to help. their job is to heal people!"

REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD FRIEND :D [How many "really"s?]

[GRIN?] Do youuu?

(( these will only be spars cause I don't want this silly bot too beat up lol

I wish I could tell you the same l, but I haven't had a daycare to work at since that old one!

[They can believe it! They SEE the capitals!] THE FEELINGS ARE MUTUAL!! I wish I could do it much more!

【 ♡ 】 @whimsyscreen.bsky.social

Awww, am I really?? [They sound so flabbergasted and happy at the same time.]

Mystery is fun, is it not? [Grin.] ESPECIALLY with surprises. Thank you so much!!

* 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦. * 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦.

[On the ground kicking their feet.]

[They plop it onto the top of their tv head, grinning in the silliest way possible. Testing a few things.] How-?? It even stays on there securely like in the show.. Are you connected with a wizard--? Hehe!

(( Metal and Hyperpop making a Halloween party: youtube.com/shorts/nHlDx...

[Biggest GASP in the universe.] No way, the iconic Krusty Krab hat!!

[They dig around in their lil bag with a hand. Hmm. What do they want to give... Boom, Bowser plushie! One they made with a sewing machine. It's good quality.] Is this good? :D