Please tell me how the fuck I asked these guys THREE TIMES if they wanted snacks, enunciating more each time, and both of them somehow kept hearing the word sex EVERY TIME My coworker ended up butting in to tell them what I was asking Wtf Have genuinely never had that happen before

Note to Self: don't dye your hair with a new brand of hair dye you've never used before the day before the event happens that you're dying your hair for

What if Alastor genuinely got scared making Lucifer preg Alastor: you are half of my size and tummy is too small, what if your belly explode. Lucifer : Is Chalie looks joke to you.

Izuku: What if I jumped off a bridge to save someone? Tsu: katsuki would suddenly appear to grab you and slam you into the bridge itself and id let him Izuku: jyrsjyrfv YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAY YOU WOULDN'T LET ME JUMP Tsu: HAH nah you regularly dive off high rises for work a bridge is nothing

Post canon #jayvik

Happy Pride from everyone's favourite gender whatever rock! #Pride #DisabledArtists #ProjectHailMary #SciFi #Fanart

Surely you get the reference.. right guys 👁️👁️✨ #HazbinHotel #Hazbinhotelpridemonth

⚠️Please beware of nsfw🔞 My boyfriend is huge😳 / modern student au #jayvik

New post for patrons on how I render skin on these studies. #Arcane #Jayce

guys we need to be doing more with fucked up space monster simon #bloodymary #simonthebutcher

that feeling when you spot the rare Crimson Riot merch on sale and are about to make an unreasonable purchase

#mha #krbk #meme

WE ALSO HAVE Aizawa: -posting something horny on twitter- Stranger: Dude your kids will see this Aizawa: My child was forcibly taken apart atom by atom multiple times a day for her bone marrow. I don't think finding out I fuck is what'll break her brain

[ Brought to you by my wife @lunarhayn.bsky.social ] Izuku: -posting something horny on twitter- Stranger: Dude your future kids will see this Izuku:

~draped in oozing darkness~ missed you guys i'm so fucking tired but i'm here have a gooey nekkid alastor #hazbinhotel #alastor

Got the awesome #Arcane throw blanket from Hot Topic!! Very soft and cool design.

Deku in tiny tiny tiny workout shorts revealing legs for MILES. thighs like tree trunks. thighs like thunder. thighs that if you bit into them your teeth would sink into all that meat and muscle and get stuck. and Kirishima across the gym, sporting the world's record-breaking fastest boner.

Realistically me too, they wouldn’t use a condom but the idea was hot lol

honestly if you can understand the concept of someone being sex repulsed irl and still making fictional smut then there's zero reason you shouldn't also be able to understand the concept of someone enjoying dark/taboo kinks in fiction without wanting to act on them in reality

Farm sillies🦌🐂🦋⚙️ #jayvik

To burn in the dark 🦇 Page 2 for my werewolf Jayce x vampire Viktor AU is already done! I honestly loved working on this one so much🤗 #Jayvik #Arcane #JayvikFanart

HANDS DOWN THE CUTEST KITTIES EVER MADE EVER 😭💖💖💖 thank you @shini-arts.bsky.social !!!

🌟✨️ Fabulous ✨️🌟 'Jayce and Viktor are this month's guests for the magazine "Piltover News" ! The magazine cover "Partners in Hextech" is now out! 📸' . . Would you buy this magazine? 👀 #jayvikfanart #jayvik #jaycexviktor #arcanefanart #Arcane

*Me drawing Alastor having internalized Acephobia* Me: Aw Alastor.. you're valid please accept yourself *I say, as the one who gave him internalized Acephobia*

Cover I did for a server zine! (Same one with the b&b au piece) #Jayvik

My exclusive print for Dokomi Jayvik rally ☺️ Just two tipsy academic associates enjoying a reception

How it ended 👀

Oldie ❤️ Lifeguard #Muscular teaching cute tourist #YoShindo how to have some fun at the beach 👀 #Au #yaoi #MyHeroAcademia

People on AO3 posting tags like "generated this with cAI no judgement zone" Actually yes, this is a Judgment Zone and I will block u with extreme prejudice lol

"La Seine and I" #tyzula #atla #yuri #yuriart #azula #tylee

a new friend #HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelLucifer #HazbinHotelAlastor #radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotelseason2

Tick Tick Tick Boom #Jinx #Arcane

(˵◝ ⩊ ◜˵マ HEHE #Radioapple

#angeldust #hazbinhotel

Facebook comment that destroyed me

i was in terrible mood today but i did a silly thing that made everything better 🙂‍↕️

At Beelzebub's party 👀🔥✨ #Satan #HelluvaBossSatan #Beelzebub #HelluvaBossBeelzebub #HelluvaBossSatan #HelluvaBoss

Do you picture me like I picture you? #jayvik #arcane #nsfw

Omg. @bombsharked.bsky.social has done it again. Another amazing #Jilco #Jinx #Silco #Arcane #fanart meme format translation. Oh #Sevika ......you'll never escape them.

I like this one #jayvik

#jayvik office core

My piece for the Our Eternity Zine! @oe-jayvikzine.bsky.social Jayce is left in the lab. #jayvik

The struggle of trying to figure out what pins are going on your ita bag for a con

What's love if not care on the aching days. #Jayvik

What if we fist our bumps aboard the Hail Mary and develop a friendship stronger than the power of one billion burning suns??? 💫👎 #projecthailmary #rylandgrace #rocky #projecthailmaryfanart

The firelord and his vip guest #atla

slowly moving on

happy pride i'm back on fantasy AU #jayvik

tw somno t4t krbk where kiri sleeps like a rock and baku puts a thigh strap on him in the middle of the night and rides him no, they're not dating

Oathkeeper #Melvika #Arcane