What could possibly be in the Epstein files that would hurt Trump? We know he’s not scared of people learning that he cavorted with naked teenage girls — because he’s already bragged about doing exactly that. …

I like Prime Vision football and I hate myself for it.

Chuck Schumer, you wily old devil.

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Proposed New Rule: Anyone rich enough to be untouchable cannot hold elected office in the United States.

So….Hegseth can’t grow a beard, right?

“That was in February of 1937.” James O’Brien reveals that it’s not the first time the BBC has been accused of political bias…

Worst game of the week. I wish they’d prove me wrong.

Big Dom takes his job seriously.

What even is this game? Punt Punt Punt

#GoBirds 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

Trump is TALKING on RedZone. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY SPORTS, YOU DIRTBAG

The sound on RedZone is infuriating. Did everyone who knew how to run the broadcast quit?

There should never be two teams in purple on the field at the same time. They look like they switched pants.

What a fun game - congrats, Bears! Hope Dart’s not badly concussed.

Caleb Williams is enjoying his job today.

I watched a series on Acorn that was set in the 1980s. In the last episode, a woman is seated behind a clunky old terminal that was 80s appropriate, but on her desk, was this mouse:

Thank you, Dem voters. Great job!

Here are @revolvingdoordc.bsky.social's resources on Trump's war on aviation safety: therevolvingdoorproject.org/aviation-dis...

Glorious

In tough times, community means everything. My office is taking food donations and helping families find local support — because access to food is a human right, not a political tool. If you or someone you know needs help, call 215-978-0311 or visit 1501 N. Broad St.

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Frankenstein (1931) is a tight movie. No draggy bits, full speed from the opening. Crazy. #TCM

Why are we at war with Venezuela? In real life, I mean. Not in the fake drug war bullshit.

I suspect if something goes wrong, I don’t have a caes. Cesa. Ceas.

There is a direct pipeline from the mommy bloggers who got information about autism on Google to the autism mommy wars of the 2000s to Robert F. Kennedy becoming HHS Secretary. For the 25th anniversary of @talkingpointsmemo.com, I chronicle this rise. talkingpointsmemo.com/tpm-25/anti-...

Crowdsourced map of ICE Activity now has a local alert system: iceout.org 24-hour live ICE activity map now gives local alerts. This can be particularly helpful for individuals at risk and also for allies attempting to intervene. You can select your own alert radius.

BREAKING: A federal judge says L.A.-based US attorney Bill ESSAYLI has been acting in the role unlawfully since July, declaring him disqualified from the position. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Happy Sports Equinox to all who celebrate!

Yellow makes Aaron Rodgers look small & slight.

What a weird-ass game. Go Birds 🦅

Go Birds 🦅

This is actually important in real life, for real people.

I just watched an Inside the NBA segment on YouTube regarding the NBA gambling arrests. The ad that played before video rolled was for ESPN BET.

I’ve seen enough. *Micro bangs are dead*

Great thread:

Foul whisp’rings are abroad. Unnatural deeds Do breed unnatural troubles; infected minds To their deaf pillows will discharge their secrets.

Does Embiid realize this is a real game? #76ers

Before the election, my MAGA focus group said their top priorities were releasing the Epstein files and getting the US out of foreign entanglements. Today, they say their priorities are hiding the Epstein files and using the military to sink Venezuelan boats that might be running drugs to Africa.

What a game!

Go Birds 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

DeVonta Smith & AJ Brown, man. They will hurt you.

Why did I ever not love Carson Wentz? #GoBirds 🦅🦅🦅🦅

Wentz is still Wentz. #GoBirds

The Gacy series on Peacock is surprisingly compelling.

For the record, a lot of Boomers are in the streets today.

#nokings Philadelphia

Keep it cute, Philly! 😉🥨🦅 #NoKings

Philadelphia NO KINGS!

When I pay $1300 for a phone, I think it sucks that I’m also charged a $40 Upgrade Fee. Bitch, $1300 *IS* the “upgrade fee”. I despise cell carriers and phone sellers.