I’m sorry, I simply do not care about Millie Bobby Brown or what she’s wearing or doing. Over saturation is a real thing.

I’m picking up at least one block a day. Must be all the socialism and derision of AI. Bye, bitches👋🏻

Does Washington have any professional pitchers, or just these guys?

Vaccines save lives. This is the FIRST time that ZERO cervical-cancer deaths have been recorded for this age group, and it’s thanks to the introduction of a vaccine against the human papillomavirus (HPV). Yes, you read that correctly. ZERO.

This game is nuts. Fun nuts, though. #Phillies

Bob Odenkirk is a national treasure. Take 44 seconds and watch. www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0rB...

How was I not aware of drone boats?

Trump curse.

Is Mamdani there? I may have missed a shot avoiding seeing Chalamet.

OK. If I had an extra $100K lying around, I’d have bought tickets to this game. Just for the atmosphere. This is the shit right here.

Homicides are down 40% compared with the same time last year.

Just saw an ad for “self-driving freight” and now I’m terrified.

I don’t care about Patagonia.

Very proud to have been part of the winning House of Commons' men's team in the 36th tug of war against the House of Lords in aid of Macmillan Cancer Trust. Well done also to the Commons' women's team who were pipped at the post. #GoCommons

I’ll miss AJ Brown. I like him.

I just got a Talarico ad on YouTube. I live in Philadelphia.

Anyone feel like letting IATSE Local 13 know what one of their members has on his mind? www.iatse13.org

It’s that time of the weekend when I want everyone within a 10 mile radius to shut the fuck up and go back in their fucking houses and shut the goddamned door.

“He’s doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone.” — Ossoff, speaking of Trump’s vanity projects

It’s ROOTS PICNIC weekend! rootspicnic.com

If he would just SHUT THE FUCK UP for, like, 36 hours. Just shut up. Stop talking. Stop typing. Be still, ffs.

Oh wow. An absolute giant. RIP, you magnificent person. Thanks for sharing your talent.

If you're interested in the hot (yet complex) field of cancer immunotherapies with >2,000 approved or in the works, I've done a rundown and future outlook erictopol.substack.com/p/the-remark...

Every time Schwarber’s up, Hulu freezes the video. The audio keeps rolling. I have to change channels to snap the glitch. This is bullshit.

Children are not an extension of anyone else. Every child is an individual. If you can’t take the time to understand who _they_ are, you have no business being a parent.

Dozens of shots fired outside the White House - situation developing

WTF is this?

Hantavirus isn’t very contagious, but it can spread from human to human

hyper_object, a new immersive neuro-theater performance created, written & directed by Professor Graham Sack in collaboration with an interdisciplinary team from across @jhu.edu, premieres June 4, 7p, Hopkins Bloomberg Center in Wash, DC. Info & free tix: bioethics.jhu.edu/events/hyper...

Telling this administration how evil they are and how much they’re hurting people is a useless endeavor. We’re feeding them when we plead. We must stop pleading and demand. Asking is for losers.

NBC10 & PHL Emergency Management are terrorizing me with their dire storm alerts. If I don’t end up in Oz, it was just a thunderstorm. Calm down.

BREAKING: The U.S. government agrees to do whatever this greedy little bitch says to do.

2026 for 47: “You have to learn to pace yourself Pressure You're just like everybody else Pressure You've only had to run so far So good But you will come to a place Where the only thing you feel Are loaded guns in your face And you'll have to deal with Pressure” youtu.be/Iyv905Q2omU?...

That was nice. #Phillies

It’s weird how we spent so many years flailing our arms and shouting about him being insane or demented or whatnot….and now the world just shrugs and says, “So?”. And people wonder why we’re angry.

I have reached my limit on people who talk for a living. They can all drift off a high cliff and I’d never miss their constant yammering. Blahblahblahblahblahblah Why is anyone paying these people? Sound pollution.

A couple of dominant starts earns Cristopher Sánchez NL Player of the Week! 🔥

The five year old in my house has discovered ‘The Wizards Beyond Waverly Place’ and I need better drugs to deal with this nonsense.

Statement from the International Hantavirus Society and members of the international hantavirus research and clinical community regarding Andes virus transmission and the current outbreak investigation zenodo.org/records/2007...

Oops. I commented on a political post post-edible. Shit.

There’s an Iran LEGO Video on YouTube with this lyric: “The president of the United States of America is a fucking pedophile” The video also indicates that they have files.

Where is Kruk?

How did the “deep cuts” happen? Are any political leaders or political parties responsible for them? If so, might it be worth mentioning this? www.nytimes.com/2026/05/06/c...

The three-day event features artists from across the country working across multiple mediums. 🔗 Read more: bit.ly/48FTcAY

ICYMI: Approximately 150 Connecticut Army National Guard soldiers have been sent on a short-notice overseas deployment to help in the U.S. war with Iran. Read more: www.stripes.com/branches/arm... #Flashes

🚨 JUST IN: Possible human-to-human spread of hantavirus detected on a cruise ship, warns World Health Organization Maria Van Kerkhove, head of epidemic and pandemic preparedness at World Health Organization, said there may be some human-to-human transmission occurring among very close contacts.

I can’t effectively watch 3 different sports at once.😞