happy new year 😎

I'm just glad that the harassment is basically over lol

the worst thing about Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air is not ABC setting a retarded precedent, or the First Amendment violation, or the government overreach, or Trump being a literal fascist free speech destroying dictator it's the fact that it means that I have to defend Jimmy Kimmel 😠

> nepal protests & leadership toppled > bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years > charlie kirk shot dead politics go brrrrrr rn 👀

bro saw 'prove me wrong' and read 'shoot my dome' 😬

🙃 THIS HAS BEEN MY PAST FEW WEEKS BTW 🙃

my building decided to wake me up with an alarm (very thoughtful) 🔊 I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE OUT IN A FEW MONTHS HOLY SHIT 🔊

guitar boy finds pick shaped cookie 🍪

the UK is already censoring bongers in my server 😔

If you look closer you'll see that @spottyvex.bsky.social lost a few spots after this experience

Here's a prediction: Trump is gonna rape Satan by the end of the season.

If we're walking towards each other on a sidewalk, I'm gonna keep walking in a straight line. I'm not moving to make space. You're moving out of my way. I've been playing chicken against the entire world. I haven't lost. Either I win, or we're both going down. 🐣

THE WORLD IS CONSPIRING TO PREVENT ME FROM FINISHING THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK

canada day? more like bananada day

🔵 cake 🟠 (it was a lie)

The King of Fair Use strikes again. I have no problem with this, with the way that Ethan went about it. People are far too comfortable being actually malicious with the way they do lazy react content, and it's about time someone sent a chill effect and set some standards.

thanks so much!! 🥳

somehow, 31

still withing you had nine lives ♥️

1 year. Miss you, Scoot! ❤️

DADDY DEREK NOOOOOOOOO

Happy Pride 😎 @oliviamancer.bsky.social

BRO WTF IS THIS LINE I SHOULD MOVE TO BUENOS AIRES LMFAO

There's nothing that makes me lose ALL respect for an artist faster than this. Homeboy has MAYBE 3 good songs and thinks he's too good to have chords online for bedroom guitarists to fucking learn. Actually fuck off The Weeknd, not even Drake is this fucking pathetic.

do i look like i know what a JPEG is?! I just want a picturȩ̸͇̹ of͉̬̈́͆̾ a͌ ̪̻̪̻͓god̸̡̧̺̪̦̞̘͍̤͌͊̑̑͊́̿̑͝-̷̖͇͆̈́͛̇̇̂͋̏͝ḍ̶̨̪͈̘̞̜̮̓̉̓͛͝ǡ̶̰͖͔̤̇͊́̔̅̀n̸͕̖̈́̄͊͂͋́̉͘g̴̪̿ ̶̡̨̜͙͓̭̬͇͚́̉͑̂h̸͇̗̰̭̘̱̜̱̋͜o̷̧̡̧̢͔̘̖̝͆͑͗͒̈̓͘t̷͈̻̻̬́͠ ̶̢̳̮̯͇̓̂̾d̸̡̡̮̼̹̻̬̻͖̈́͛̈̽̏̋̀̕͝͠ȍ̷̢̘̳̮̙̤̤͔̼̿g̸̼̼͉̦̣̝̙͛̅͝!̶̡̟̭͓̙͉͌̓

RE: the Glenn Greenwald leaked video if he wasn't an illiberal populist right wing useful idiot i would 100% go to Rio and make him my dress wearing piggy bank sub daddy to spit on and fuck the shit out of alas, he's a retard, so get fucked. at least the vid is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

guess you got your stupid wish, you dumb cat 😾 ‪

my sister bullied me over the hole on my shirt

This is just for you and your daddy.

Did I mention these glow in the dark?

Something I've had to learn recently.

recession indicator

When adopting a cat, make sure to consider the options. #dgg #daliban #dansaltman

one day i'll quit these

as a kid i liked that the hanna barbera cartoons were basically like 'hey what if we made a funny animal character but also they wear a random single article of clothing'

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dark souls = dogs bloodborne = wolves sekiro = cats elden ring = horses

honestly kinda racist how they have the cat emojis but not wolf ones 😾

happy new year im actually currently sleeping and have been in bed for hours. this was scheduled to post. never trust people online you dont know who is actually there and who is lying (i lied again i dont have a bed. it's a futon. go to sleep you freaks)

they literally made an ad based on my life. this isn't okay. how do i sue for copyright??

the plot chickens

merry chrimbus (aka the holiday right AFTER christmas)

🚨 BREAKING: Dan STILL wears femboy programmer socks in 2024. #DanSockWatch #Daliban #dgg

Do You Like Bullying Other People?

#dgg #daliban #dansaltman #louisrossmann

When the zoomers grow up, become Disney animators and remake the 1973 Robin Hood movie, it will take place in current day America and they'll make Robin kill a CEO in New York. 🐷🔫😾 "A hero? Do you hear that, Johnny? We've just been pardoned."

emojis should appear online the same way emoticons would appear in old IRC / msn chats if i type :@ it better show the 😡 fucker instead

@renimg.bsky.social your version is still better than the original soundcloud.com/renim_g/chil...

wow they already made a movie adaptation of El Gato Inmortal #dgg #daliban