Right it’s the second of October. Where are all the horror films?

I had a go at standup 😬

Name a more ironic duo

I would rather someone blew tear gas directly up my nose than be within 1 mile of a cigar smoker.

Of course I’m sex positive, some of my best friends are sluts.

U.K. To Chemically Castrate Sex Offenders theonion.com/u-k-to-...

Witness me screaming into the void as I read through the immigration white paper. Having a job adjacent to such cruelty is really wearing me down. Can’t imagine how actual migrants must be feeling.

@yvettecooper-mp.bsky.social why are you pretending that this white paper isn’t full of bigoted talking points, it lifts many straight from angry right wing tweeters. And isn’t that who you’re doing it for? It’s certainly not because (this time we swear) going after migrants will improve anything.

@drrosena.bsky.social Right wing pandering is not going to help Labour, it is only going to do more harm. You’re simply giving more talking points to people who will just vote reform. Their Facebook pages have thousands of comments like this under such Labour stories.

Abrahat Chincomb… is that anything?

Can’t wait for the conclave. Or, as I like to call it, pontifeX factor.

Bluesky is basically just Canadian Twitter.

Get voting but please know that if the monarch butterfly wins I will devote my life to making them go extinct. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

@drrosena.bsky.social why have Labour decided to lean into this right wing stuff? You’re not going to take votes away from reform you’re just going to legitimise them. Not to mention… shouldn’t you be doing good things in government?

You know I reckon Musk has a garden big enough to house some elephants. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

How many times do we have to say it? *Austerity doesn’t work*. More cuts to public spending is economically illiterate and morally indefensible - people didn’t vote Labour to get more Tory austerity. FFS tax extreme wealth, don’t slash public services @patmillsuk.bsky.social

Every day blue sky tries to guess what I might like. Today it’s inscrutable horoscope nonsense. Try again!

@drrosena.bsky.social will you be voting for or against benefits cuts for the disabled?

Apparently the point of the Labour Party is to behave exactly like the tories would if they were in power but with *slightly* fewer slurs.

@drrosena.bsky.social now we’re slashing aid funding and putting that into defence… why should any left winger vote for Labour again, or not regret voting for them last time?

Wow if only this guy had listened to a single fucking reasonable person

Who is looking to boxing for progressive events? If you’re not already put off by the parade of abusers guffed out by this sport then I don’t know what to tell you. www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/f...

@drrosena.bsky.social it’s so disheartening seeing Labour adopt the same language towards migrants as reform and Tory and it will just make it easier for Labour to lose the next election so what exactly is the point? Are you fighting this at all?