Milano 🇮🇹

So, a massive summer was had 😅

I've been home about 10 days and I want to go back already. 🇵🇹

Gone from being over with football (temporarily) to excited for the new season within two days. Impressive work, Jon.

They're going to have to have a massive summer. 🔴⚪

Just wasn't meant to be. Makes for a better game in Paris next week I guess! 😎

What a week. The Arsenal taking the piss at the Bernabéu.

Twitter and Instagram saw my Merino masterpiece so it's only far you do too.

"Tottenham get battered everywhere they go"

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The Holocaust did not begin in the death camps, it began with words. Words can have a catastrophic effect. We must reaffirm today that never again will we be indifferent to racism and hate speech; never again will we be silent in the face of evil.

For some reason I have gained 100+ followers since Saturday. To confirm, I am not Michael Oliver...

North London forever! 🔴⚪

Same old arsenal taking the piss

The Arsenal #UCL

UTA! 🔴⚪

Enjoy the sweet sweet tears of every pundit and opposition fan whining about how good our set pieces are. We've got them on strings.

The Arsenal

United at home is a pisstake

You've seen The Arsenal now fuck off home!

Saudi 2034 gets "highest ever score in bidding history" in Fifa's evaluation report. Must be good given the number who will die getting it ready, the fact a major host city remains *unbuilt* and ongoing uncertainty about its timing. If you think they're laughing at you, it probably because they are.

Strolling around like we own the gaff.

London please help. I’m praying for a miracle, I’ve just got into the office and noticed my mums locket (in all these photos) that I wear every day has fallen off my neck on my walk in. My mum died when I was seven and her jewellery is most of what I have of her. I’m devastated

What are they upto ffs

UTA!!

Bloody hell. Ben White was supposed to be having minor surgery and now he's out for months? Christ

Come to terms with Man City getting a small fine in the new year. It'll soften the blow when we lose the title by a point or two again.

If I follow you on the other place and not here give me a nudge. 😁

WW1 mustard gas shell incident near Langemark. Luckily only the fuse detonated (causing quite extensive damage to the hay baler), while the Yperite shell itself remained intact. The iron harvest continues.

Had to get that out of the way so people know where I stand when we've lost.

Football is shit.