Caption this (Secret Service evacuates Mike Johnson edition):

GOP - “Starting in December males 18-25 are automatically registered for the draft.” Males - “Don’t you need my birth certificate?” GOP - “No.” Males - “My passport?” GOP - “No.” Males - “But according to your SAVE Act, I need one of these to vote?”

If you could pick one person to air drop into Iran, who would it be? Drop it in the comments.

Please share. WARNING

Why do you think Congress is afraid of Trump? Scared of losing their seat? Scared of physical harm? Scared for their family? Scared to be humiliated by Trump? Or are they just as evil as Trump?

Obama has the crowd at Jesse Jackson's eulogy hanging on his every word

So l guess Iran's "obliterated" nuclear arsenal grew back just like Trump's ear? What am I missing?

I need the design file for this, please! Wanna print some up for Minnesota. If you know the designer, tag ‘em please.

Ok, who did it? Who found the redacted scenes from the State of the Union? #sotu

Rip me open, daddy! I love a good liberation. End the nightmare.

“Do you love your neighbor? Is it in your nature? Is there enough love in your heart, to go and get your hands dirty?” **on repeat all day** youtu.be/bRaMatWRK50?...

The terrors persist in Minneapolis.

Replit user vibecoded an Epstein Files dataviz app complete with network explorer, timeline, and many other neat data features: epstein-file-explorer.replit.app

Trump’s propaganda czar Brendan Carr and Trump-controlled CBS refused to let Colbert air his interview with James Talarico. You can watch the interview here, and it already has 1.4M views. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

Greetings from Minnesota. Helicopters have given way to drones. Roaming patrols to quick grabs meant to avoid witnesses. New vehicles, swapped plates, quieter movement. The tactics have changed. The activity hasn’t. This isn’t over.

Strange news of the day… Turning Point USA has endorsed Don Huffines…now the owner of Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch…for Texas comptroller. Huffines is also refusing to cooperate with an investigation into the ranch. Just… putting that information side by side.

First person to find Oliver’s @grindr.bsky.social account wins the internet.

Some topics are off limits in the Trump household…

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

Paula White (President Trump’s appointed White House ‘spiritual advisor’) This is NOT Christianity. This is a public example of Christian Zionism coupled with dispensationalism: A movement that confuses covenant with geopolitics and revelation with political power.

Hi Pam Bondi, this is John Mitchell. John was Attorney General during Richard Nixon's term in office. Then he went to prison for doing what Richard Nixon told him to do. I thought you should know that. Just in case you didn't. #PamBondi #EpsteinFiles

Happy Valentine's Day to this amazing couple.

What's happening in the streets is only part of the story. Backed by massive spending the Trump admin is housing hundreds of thousands men women and children without due process in less than humane conditions while for profit contractors use our billions in tax dollars not on civil humane conditions

Come on baby, let’s get away… let me take you on a shitscapade!

Ok, who did it? The Dow!

Serious question… who’s the first domino in the Epstein cover-up? And once they fall, who goes with them? It’s like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon… except the prize at the end isn’t a movie credit. It’s a courtroom.

Did I miss it? Did @greenday.bsky.social not change their lyrics for Super Bowl? I’m so confused.

For other cities creating playbooks… blockades allow communities to scan for frozen water agent vehicles. More info in the images. With love from Minneapolis.

In 2024, Trump stated that only himself and Dan Scavino have access to his Truth Social account. This contradicts Karoline Leavitt’s implication that some random, unnamed low-level staffer was to blame for posting the now-deleted racist Obama ape video.

Ok, who did this? #Minneapolis #ICE #Homan

Heads are going to explode 💥 Cato Institute just nuked the lie. Immigrants have cut U.S. deficits by $14.5 TRILLION since 1994, slashing the national debt by a third. All that “immigrants are bleeding us dry” noise? Absolute bullshit. 1/3

I try to be kind. I really do. But I really just fucking hate people sometimes.

UNREAL! Congressional hearing Tuesday with US citizen Marimar Martinez who was shot by ICE. Rep Garcia notes how the ICE agent bragged to his friends about shooting her, writing 'I fired 5 rounds, and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys." You can NOT reform ICE. Abolish and PROSECUTE ICE!!

ICE Goons Go Undercover as Minneapolis Construction Workers

Need some hive help: could protesters put an AirTag in their shoe or somewhere on-body to help track them if they are separated from their phone? I mean 🧊 goons, at least a handful, can probably afford iPhones, right? Then the AirTag would ping goon phone and would transmit location that way, right?

WHAT THE F--K!!! The DOJ has JUST DELETED these Epstein Files again, after a NYT's article from 2016 was shown to corroborate much of it! Share Everywhere: We Screen-Grabbed what they just deleted: krassencast.com/p/urgent-doj...

Breaking: For the second week in a row Minneapolis came out in full force for the nationwide shutdown demanding ICE out of everywhere. In an unprecedented event, Minneapolis witnesses perhaps the largest general strike in US history today. • Tens of thousands march in solidarity.

Incase you were wondering… #Minneapolis #Minnesota #Pretti #Good

Please report this post and page as false information: #Minneapolis #Pretti www.facebook.com/share/p/185q...

LEAKED DRAFT EXECUTIVE ORDER TO ALLOW DONALD TRUMP TO SEIZE VOTING MACHINES WITH THE MILITARY AND SEIZE DEMOCRAT OPPOSITION'S ASSETS. SAVE AND REBLOG THIS. THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING WE MIGHT EVER FACE.

Are there any pro bono publico attorneys helping Renee Good’s family or Alex Pretti’s family file defamation lawsuits against media outlets, MAGA influencers, and the administration? I think Faux Entertainment paid out $757 million on their last lawsuit. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Just thinking out loud…Pretti Good trouble.

ICE appear to have murdered another person in Minneapolis; after half a dozen regime thugs jumped and beat a man who tried to defend himself they shot him, an agent can be seen shooting him after his body laid motionless on the sidewalk. #3E #GoodvsEvil

Please spread the word and join us. Vigil scheduled for 5:00 today at E. 34th Street and Portland Ave S. in Minneapolis for woman murdered by ICE agents.

This is the dystopian nightmare we’re living in. Let’s hope it doesn’t get renewed for another season.

Explain the Venezuela ‘situation’ to a 5 year old…

If only there were warning signs… If only we had leaned from the past… If only MAGA were educated…

Truer words have never been… not spoken. I mean. If you remove the lies, there is a noticeable amount of silence. No commentary needed. The edit kind of speaks for itself. #WellThatsAwkward #SayLess #InternetFinds #trump

Happy Halloween! Hope to all made it back home from trick-or-treating safely.

Cliff Cash knows what they have on him… it’s worth a listen. #FreeSpeech #WeDissent #NoKings #Politics #Trump #Resist