(Standing and applauding)

The dismissiveness here is so telling. This guy doesn’t have any desire to engage in any problem-solving. His existence and function have the same goal: ensure there continues to be a “problem” to vilify and complain about

Maxton. Shexnailder.

People used to have entire personalities based upon mocking Al Gore for saying he invented the internet (which he didn’t even say). It’s amazing sometimes to just reflect on what this guy has done to peoples’ expectations of politicians to not just spew objectively disprovable self-serving bullshit

That’s a charcuterie board.

Holy fuck the Current are Going for It. I love it

George Sisler

I GOT ANOTHA CONFESSION MY FRIEND

I finally finished this episode, which was absolutely tremendous. Probably the funniest part was Rob telling Sean, apparently without irony, that he tries to avoid hyperbolic statements.

Gorgeous goal. Every touch and pass is crisp; no wasted movement. Beautiful

Silver lining is this guy (who is a nice guy) probably hangs around to manage a relatively talented squad to 12th and a quick CL exit next season

@amoniz.bsky.social My head is on Mars right now, can somebody please help. This guy Garnacho is trying to kill me

This is nice and all but the first thing i thought was “wow, seemed like a blatant foul? And wondered if the ref had a long look at it. Nope, he had zero look at it because he was looking upfield when the tackle happened for some god forsaken reason 😂 #mlsrefs

@amoniz.bsky.social can i ask you about Garnacho? It seems to me like he’s good at a couple things: getting into good positions and generating cutbacks. But he seems quite bad at decision-making in transition and at 1v1 finishing

Onana’s stats always rate him as a really good keeper for United. I know he’s had some howlers but i can’t shake the impression that our fans are particularly harsh on him.

Will forever remember the first time I heard this beat drop

@smnllyd5.bsky.social wife surprised me with a brilliant “something to read” whilst I got my son a kit update. Merry United Christmas

In an alternate reality, the Chiefs are the 8-5 team absolutely nobody wants to play in the woke Card and no one is *mad* about it. Instead they’re 12-1 and everyone is mad at them for winning a lot of close games, & gifting them the Nobody Believes in Us vibes. I love it.

Concerning seeing as how this describes basically every single drive the entire season, aside from opening drives

Why not.

My kind of joke

Pretty remarkable how similar Landon and CP have been in terms of production, to say nothing of their obvious similarities as players. LD’s numbers are so impressive given the volume of minutes. What a player he was for us.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

Ok Sonny is way way way up there in my Favorite Athletes Who Don’t Play for My Team Rankings

Introduce yourself with four footballers

Oh we are so fucking back

@hnnhkstrr.bsky.social congratulations on making it through the 7th circle of hell. Welcome to Valhalla.