Today I watched "Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse" (2023) on BBC iPlayer.

Tonight I watched "The Monkey" (2025) on Amazon Prime.

Today, I watched "The Hound of the Baskervilles" (2002), on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social Encore.

Today I watched "The Devil's Backbone" (2001) at the Broadway.

Today I watched "Last Woman on Earth" (1960), recorded off of @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social.

Today I watched "A Ghost Story for Christmas: The Room in the Tower" (2025) on BBC iPlayer.

And to all a good night and enjoy the fish.

Today I watched "Now You See Me Now You Don't" (2025).

Today I watched "13 Sherwood Avenue" (2023) on Tubi.

I am usually not susceptible to bribes, but enough Tofu Cute vouchers would probably result in me releasing state secrets or something. www.tofucute.com/kawaii-lifes...

Today, I watched "Scrooged" (1988). letterboxd.com/katemonkey/f...

Today I watched "Now You See Me 2" (2016) on Paramount+. (Plus, there was an ad for "Starfleet Academy" before it, so I'm hyped again.)

For many people I know, watching this will produce this reaction.

post a random picture or else everything will go bad in 2026.

Today I watched "A Muppet Family Christmas" (1987).

Today I watched "The Muppet Christmas Carol" (1992) at the Broadway. boxd.it/caIDuD

Today, I watched "PeeWee's Playhouse Christmas Special" (1988) on YouTube, and YOU CAN TOO. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRvt...

Today, I watched "The Beast of Yucca Flats" (1961), which is on @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social Encore, and I am DELIGHTED with the selection of monster movies on there.

Today, I watched "Now You See Me" (2013) on Paramount+.

So Morrisons is doing this thing where you spend money, you get these Disney trading cards, and when you scan them in, you get entry into a competition to go to Disneyland Paris. Add in the big Christmas Dinner shop and, well... Guess I'm going to Disneyland then.

I know I could theoretically do more than post what movies I've seen, but you know what? Naw. This is what I do.

Today, I watched "The House on Mansfield Street" (2018) on Tubi.

Today, I saw "One Battle After Another" (2025) at the Broadway.

Today I watched "Possessor" (2020), recorded ages ago off of Film4.

Today, I saw "Batman Returns" (1992) at the Broadway.

Today I watched "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent", recorded off of Film4.

Today I watched "Blood Bath" (also known as "Track of the Vampire") (1966), recorded off of @talkingpicturestv.bsky.social.

Today, I watched "The Shining" (1980) at the Broadway.

Today I re-watched "Last Night In Soho" (2021), recorded off of Channel 4 months ago.

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all who celebrate!!!!! by the way his name is darwin and he lives a farm now

because Jurassic Park is trans rep

And that's when Albert fell in love.

Post a random GIF/,vid and everything will go great in December 👌

Today I watched "Companion" (2025).

Today, I watched "Violent Night" (2022) on Film4.

It's December 1st, and that means it's...

Holy smokes, look at the gigantic freaking wasp that was just hanging out in my attic. (The Pikachu hoop is there as a size guide. That wasp is a third of Pikachu big.)

Today, I watched "Slay" (2024) on Tubi.

Today, I watched "Wake Up Dead Man" (2025) at the Broadway.

Today I watched "The Conversation" (1974), recorded ages ago off of BBC4.

Holy smokes, I was not expecting such a fast turnaround on my @mayakern.com skirt. Ordered on Thursday, received this morning (didn't open it until now). BEHOLD! COELACANTH SKIRT!

Spent so much time dicking around online that now I can talk about it on my sleep. (My college experience was less about that piece of paper that says Religious Studies and more about that sweet sweet T1 connection.)

Today I watched "Infinity Pool" (2023), recorded off of Film4.

Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you've seen. The Let's Gos Sparks Nine Inch Nails Shonen Knife They Might Be Giants

Sure, you can have chocolate. Or toys. Or alcohol. But nothing says "Merry Christmas, darling" like a mashed potato advent calendar.

Share a TV series you've watched from beginning to end more than once.

Why you need a @piccalil.li hoodie: * They go up to 5XL, which isn't as big as you think, but still spacious enough. * So fuzzy. So fuzzy inside. So warm and fuzzy. * Pockets on either side instead of one big pocket. * You can get "HTML Programmer" and annoy assholes. * So cozy. So comfy. So nice.

Who wants a nearly 2500-word blog post all about web hosting? YOU DO. katemonkey.bearblog.dev/the-basics-o...

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