pet play but I'm a rabid dog and I'm biting people so I need to be put down (with a nerf gun)

how come I see everyone getting army recruiter texts but I never do? they don't want me fr 💔

petting my homunculus

handle... and gristle... never would be... murderers... if they hadn't.... been consumed by greed and... ear en the... candy house... such is the life of... a drugs

if humpy dumpy didn't sit on that wall... he'd still be alive today... but why live a boar ing life of... safety... when you enjoy life with risks...... follow for more deep philosophy and yaoi ratings

feeling philosophical today, pondering my glass orb...

you would have think ed that the fifth little monkey would've learnt... when the fourth fell and bumped his head... but no the fifth monk ey didn't...

Forms for September commissions are open! I'll only be doing sketch/experimental comms this time around!🍃 NOT first come first serve, forms will be open until the end of this weekend! Price ranging from $50-100+ depending on complexity One form per person, please! Form below 🔽

wiping in the pitch black with only my phone as illumination ama

the previous Gmod sesh was destroyed by the absolute peak of the 16 hour session I had yesterday holy SHIT

Gmod sesh so legendary it lasted from 2am to 10am

is it normal to feel bad cutting up spam mail and feeling sad when you see some old guy on the letter I keep getting insurance ads and when I open it and see the picture of some old dude's face I get kinda sad and don't wanna cut the mail up :(

it's gay month

bought some new aviators this is a real pic of me wearing them

For those curious, you can run the Powershell command Disable-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" -Remove to remove this. Get-WindowsOptionalFeature -Online -FeatureName "Recall" lets you check the status of the feature on your computer.

the great unknown

TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank

may or may not have a date planned in a week 👉👈

I think it's really funny how many electric cars have music coming from them when they drive cuz you can't hear them 😭

Passing this on as I am in 1,000,000,000-%!

gay dogs,,,missing them ❤️

Aw heck...have some more Loona! 🍑👀 #helluvaboss #loona

HAPPY HITLER SUICIDE DAY!!!!!

forgot my panda Express in my math class 💔

thinking of a name for her...

What started as a fun challenge became its own thing lol

people keep saying I have really good music taste lol music.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

me planning my next serial ankle biting

back to the way things were

I'm in my bunny oviposition art proof bunker waiting for Easter to end

Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face

when faced with a toilet and a urinal, the lion chooses the soap dispenser

my fuckass cat keeps eating plastic

returning to my roots to see if it's still fucked up

a lion pisses, but never wiggles

doesn't seem to be the most...practical? whatever, they both look like they're enjoying it

woke joker be like "wanna know how I got these top surgery scars?"