Trump has literally dribbled that he's changed the regime. All his spokepeople just dribble nonsense in his wake.. #r4today

A single line in this piece just made my day: “The electricity system operator is understood to be preparing to run the grid without any gas for short periods as soon as this summer, in a first for the UK energy system.” Renewables *work*. And progress matters🎉 www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Best deal maker in history. Didn't bother reading the oppositions list of demands. #r4today

Guardian Freudian slip.. #wato

The uranium wasn't reached by the bombing last year, even those bombs couldn't penetrate that far. They said at the time. #wato

Ha! Trump sees a chance to get in on the toll grift. He's so transparent. I can't see Iran wanting to share though. Meanwhile those tolls will keep US gas prices high. #wato

Yes lets leave him..in his self aggrandising macho bubble of bullshit. Pitiful little man. #wato

A checklist of failure. #r4today #iranwar

Um no Justin. We're a million miles from where were before the war. Ask an insurance company. Or a gulf country. Or anyone who transits goods through the Gulf. 🙄 #r4today

So it is another TACO, though it's not being presented as such. He accepted their 10-point plan at the 11th hour. Which is unworkable. He used it as an offramp. #r4today

So a deal that people disagree on the details of. Do we give it a week? A few days? #r4today

So now we get into the detail. Which no doubt the Americans will be all over. 🙄 #r4today

Kanye 'I'm only a Nazi when I'm manic' West. Do us a favour.. #bbcpm

It's a fine line between unpredictability and psychopathy. #bbcpm

Palantir boss: we have no morals and are for sale to anyone. Explain what law the two residents of Minnessota were legally killed under. You soulless twat. #wato

Well or not, we all have to take responsibility. He's saying things that the occupiers of the White House routinely say. #wato

So bi-polar...has made him a Nazi? 🤨 #wato

This is quite funny. If entirely ludicrous. #thearchers

Renewables are on the march. We need to get out of the way and let it happen. #wato observer.co.uk/news/columni...

Scotland. Already. Has. Animals. On. Banknotes. Simon. 🤦 #wato

And what is it exactly that is the aim now? Talking around a vacuum. #wato

His personal safety notwithstanding, I wish the Iranians had caught him. It would have served Trump right. The more humiliation the better. #wato

It's a question of framing. And Starmer is useless at framing. #bbcbh

More #Brexit 'benefits'. #bbcaq #r4today www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...

Going to the Moon now is the equivalent of putting the telly on while your house is burning down. #bbcaq #climatecrisis

Give him a copy of the US Constitution. #bbcaq

We don't have to accept Brexit Charlie. Ever. The greatest act of self harm by any country, ever. That will never not be true. #bbcaq

Err. Tories did nothing on apprentices. #bbcaq www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Google AI has quite a bit to say about charities during Tory govt. #bbcaq

Tory pretends to care about the vulnerable. 🙄 #bbcaq

Brexit and Austerity...rewarded with Damehood. Says it all about 14 years of Tories. Vindictiveness, incompetence and stupidity rewarded. #bbcaq

The problem is we're fucking up life on Earth, making it unliveable. The Moon is a distraction. We've got much bigger fish to fry. We don't deserve this planet, let alone other solar system bodies. Earthrise failed. We've shat on the planet ever since. #bbcaq

Stars and Shites...did James just say? #bbcaq

It is an underwhelming mission. And then Trump cuts NASA's budget. Go watch the Apple series For All Mankind where the space race never ended.. #bbcaq

There's more to this story than illegality. The landscape of young people's spaces has been degraded over decades. #bbcaq www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Mordaunt thinks there can be an escalation. Is it not escalated enough for you already? #bbcaq

Who's this 'we'? #bbcaq

My thoughts are with the people of Iran and all those caught up in this madness, far more than some jock US pilot who signed up for his job. 🥴 #bbcaq

Space. Another area we've polluted to the point of collapse. We're just not fit to be on this world. #r4today www.theguardian.com/science/ng-i...

Still not mentioning that the bridge was bombed twice. #r4today

Dolphiniums?? Err...I think you mean Delphiniums. Meanwhile...lets look at the Daily Mail first. #r4today

My issue is that thick cut marmalade has become very difficult to find. Tesco haven't carried it for years. No idea why. Is there a shortage or oranges? #wato #marmalade

Johnny immediately peddling tabloid lies about teachers working hours. 🙄 #wato

#wato utterly derelict in not mentioning that the US bombed the bridge twice, allowing people to move in then murdering them.

Perijee Sarah. Not perighee. What do they teach these public schoolers.. #wato

Coalition of the unwilling, more like. Here comes Mommy to wipe up Trumps mess.. If only we could just leave him in his mess. #wato

Two lies in one sentence. You did say it. And it hasn't happened. 🙄 #wato

Which is more reckless. Attacking or responding. Still pussy footing around Trump. #wato

The Straits aren't just about energy ffs. ALL types of product go through it. A comics site was talking about books stuck there. It's a transit area, as well as an oil export area. #wato