I will be a guest at this event, Gamers.

"You better catch up on One Piece before it ends and they find out what the treasure is" you really think it's about the destination and not the journey? Are you fucking stupid?

RIP

HALLOW-STREAMS ARE BACK 🎃 Here's where you can catch us and several of our friends streaming spooky and fall-vibes games all month.

Just heard a very intense death scream outside my bathroom window, but it's a shirts off kind of dump, so whatever that is will have to wait.

Kind of interesting how Hitler ruined a mustache style, but not a hairstyle.

Farting for my life in here.

I know there are a lot of people who aren't from around here because I saw some full blown winter coats when the temp dropped to 50F

I logged in to make a completely different post, but holy shit

Dude diligence

Really funny to me that they're called gacha games. Literally right there on the tin.

Shogun Paul. Is that anything?

insane

Yall mind if a white boy plays a little Megaman?

They're Unlikely to be Giants.

Was just doing some research for my operating system class and I was reminded of Windows 8. What the fuck was up with that?

Thinking about reading Steppenwolf based 100% on the fact that it's a badass title for a book

Ignoring everything else about the ongoing disaster that is the HP franchise. How are they fucking up the casting this bad?

My fitbit keeps asking me to get my labs done and to put the results into its app. That is not happening brother. You are there to keep track of my heart rate you stupid piece of shit.

they should give me real time updates about where the amazon van is when I track my package. I promise not to use that info for evil.

Lou Bega voice: a little bit of fibers what I need.

making the 4k monitor upgrade.

I honestly hope this new Superman movie does well so DC can stop rebooting their franchises every 15 minutes.

I think if your dinosaur movie franchise has gone on for so long that you have to invent new creatures that do not look like dinosaurs at all, it might be time to put it to rest.

please do wisconsin please do wisconsin please do wisconsin

Do you think the first person to press olives to make oil had even an inkling of what they were starting?

Yall have been paying for spotify?

It really is the humidity that gets you. Unless its a 100F+ then it is the heat and I'm sorry.

Currently eating a two week old unrefrigerated pie

can my work out routine survive 90f heat?

That bagel was everything to me.

What the hell were barn owls doing before barns?

I've never wanted to know someone's opinion less than I do looking at this thumbnail.

Nintendos slogan used to be "Wii would like to play" now it should be "We would like to pay"

The secret does seem to be hard work, yes, but it's also a kind of blind passion, an inspiration.

If I see you with a Switch 2, I'm writing your name down.

He's taking remedial classes at the clown college.

Remember Windows phones?

You can't believe how easy it is. You just have to go... a little crazy. And then, suddenly, it all makes sense, and everything you do turns to gold.

Do you remember that brief moment in time when "life hacks" were actually plausibly useful?

Pliny the Eldar.

You've been trying too hard, thinking too much. Relax. Trust your instincts. Just be yourself. Do the little things, and the big things take care of themselves.

Feeling dread about something I have to do tomorrow, thing is, I don't even know if there is something I have to do tomorrow. Probably just an omen.

Losing weight is crazy. Is this actually still my body?

"X is a Char clone" "Y is a Char clone" have you ever considered that Char is a Rote Kampfflieger clone?

You woke today with a new sense of purpose. You're no longer afraid of failure. Failure is just an opportunity to learn something new.

Farting as a form of protest.

What if I only watched that show that spunoff from young Sheldon?