@goboalean.bsky.social you up?

Hooked on the slime with no hope

Last night and older guy told me "a clock ticks the same for everyone, but it's story is different for every soul." And I have no clue what that means

Call me open Micheal the way my Mic be ope

Excited for nationwide interstate outages again due to this convention! Programmers are going to keep meeting at the only place AI can’t find them; the interstate!

The evil guy?? Dark skeleton!

Bro shut up dude, all you know is doshaguma and lie

@goboalean.bsky.social Forlorn, I stared at the abyss; and it kinda looked like me… #sculpted

Wait does an Isosceles triangle have four equal sides or five? youtu.be/WedpNSGzGIg?...

Watched an insightful film earlier youtu.be/JbF_vTiMEgI?...

@goboalean.bsky.social I think mario kart’s price should go down, but gas prices should go way up. Thoughts?

‘ippos

My friends were worried when I traveled to the rich highlands of New York I would not be treated kindly since my lineage can be traced back to the Celts. Fortunately, I found my hosts to be most gracious, despite some comments about the color of my hair. I was then dipped in a vat of strong acid.

Dude just checked and yeah totally think it got mixed in with the popcorn the other night, bro. We definitely chowed down on your gold posesh

Thinking of making an ELDEN RING overhaul mod that adds Smough for no reason and doesn’t explain why he’s there. It’ll also cost 10 dollars a month

@suikagaming.bsky.social I have a degree in fine arts from Cambridge University. It’s my prized possession and I need it to beat out AI in these trying times. However, I may have left it over at your house during the last “rager”, and I’m hoping no one made it into a paper airplane. Just checking in

@goboalean.bsky.social I woke up and thought I could have a #humble morning. Then I remembered that you are currently jumping on the burrows of the rabbit people. You are about to awaken an ancient people, and I’m about to eat breakfast. We are NOT two peas in a peapod rn, bro. Don’t @ me.

@suikagaming.bsky.social Let’s watch clash of the titans bro. Keep being you bro. We should by a boat as crescented as this one

Is it worth it?

How I feel about life atm. (At the moment).

Block! 😤

@suikagaming.bsky.social You absolute Dindolod. I will watch the empire you ride on crumple into soapstone. Stop pretending you aren't a bot account, it's hurting my head.

All my dn d plyers SUCK! I gave them four branching paths and separate philosophies to choose from and $CHA-CHING; (they killed them all). This is ALL @goboalean.bsky.social ‘s FAULT. DM HIM NOSE PICTURES

@standardparty.bsky.social a wolf doesn't feel the storm, he becomes it. A lion misses the urinal on purpose (I'm the lion)

Anybody wanna play outside after work

DEEEEEEMON! HEEEEEELP!

@goboalean.bsky.social THIS IS YOU! WAKE UP, YOU HEIR OF STUPIDITY!

@ fail @ fail @ fail @ fail @ fail @ fail @ fail @ fail

@tethysthys.bsky.socialIf you ever drink water from the same well as me again, well, let's just say your hearts will not be counted among the beating hearts of this world. Sorry, but I've gone too far into what I like to call my "berserker mode". My eyes begin to foam, my blood turns red, and I let

@goboalean.bsky.social you will become food for the parasites when the underdwellers rise

@craigballin.bsky.social thank you for saving Bluesky from this menace

@goboalean.bsky.social lol at you

FUUUYUUUCK!!!!

Put some alive juice on this funny bird @goboalean.bsky.social

How I feel about the situation

I stole this fair and square, cage climber! I just count every line and decide on the final charge. What is so hard to understand about a good hustle, of course you wouldn't understand, having been a Gerber baby and all.

I should make a bed that is made of resin and filled with bugs

I put him in the eternal prison for speaking my name

This but with herobrein would be finny. wait who would the lady be

I made this in minecraft? Do you like it

Fish want me, women are in fear

how do you make a wanted poster? I want the poster, but I really want the guy on the poster to be desired but only in the criminal sense. I need him to be wanted, but not by women, only on the poster. I want to see if I can get my wanted poster of the guy I want done at the gas station. Where can I?

I'm coming

Does anybody want to help > me? there is a man armed with bad words and a niphe who want to kill me. Please call the doctor with a gun to get him

@goboalean.bsky.social wow learn nanatomy before you get a job. he will check (your boss) he will check if you know were to find the human's heart (it's on your chest sides)

That's not a skeleton! That's the Brian you stupid anteater!

This is what people look like underneath there bones. There is a skeleton

Gold is what make the earth go round. Gold. If Manana Moosa dind;t have gold, he wood just be Manasas Mos

HOLY CRAP THAT'S A COPYRIGHT OFFENSE