Kicking off the day right @maxo.bsky.social ❄️ 🎄

New joint on.soundcloud.com/m7TqC6h8jtqx...

Big get @wtsnacks.midnightsnacks.fm

You know how I know we are living in a simulation? Every time I attempt to jaywalk I’m always stuck waiting for a few conveniently paced cars to pass.

@maxo.bsky.social can’t tell me these composers aren’t listening to maxo

“I won’t get jet lagged” *wakes at 2 am*

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8 hours early to a 13 hour flight fml

They got a straight up smoking room in this mall we are in. Do I go in there and ask for a bust down? I feel like that’s punishable by death here.

I wonder how 6 year old me would react if he knew in 34 years he’d be listening to Super Mario World music at a nightclub in Tokyo.

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Tokyo

Sonic 3 (no sound) + metal core + Xanax + NyQuil

This legendary Uber driver just blazed down the shoulder passed standstill traffic to get us to the airport on time. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

I don’t know why my phone set the photo album cover for 2019 as crucified Ronald McDonald and a clip of my GTA Online drug warehouse for 2020.