My darling fluffy alarm clock is 6 months old today if you even care!!!

Me, anytime someone correctly suggests Stephen is a traitor

Enjoying roasting a chicken on a Sunday and reaping the benefits for days to come (yes I used chicken skin as a salad topper)

Health of Palestine Action hunger strikers deteriorating, supporters say

Tell me what they said, you cowards! Maybe I like to be disrespected!

Wordle 1,662 5/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟨 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Oh get tae fuck

so garment workers were paid fairly, I don’t see any issue here, next!

Thought for a second Stephen Mulhearn was in trouble

New Years Day ritual looking different this year

Call it betwixmas/ merryneum I don’t care. It’s one of my favourite times of the year. Swims, saunas, browsing charity shops for books, binge watching tv, daytime cinema trips, weight training in empty gyms, slow cooking…

Well Marty Supreme was a lot of fun, let Chalamet have his Oscar!!!

reunited 💘

Taking this energy from my new milk frother into 2026

Merry Christmas from me and Dad x

Let’s go girls!* *to Didcot Parkway

Guess someone asked for a sweet baby angel for Christmas

My friend used an app to delete red eye from photos and now I look like I’m in the Epstein files

Make it make sense!

Wordle 1,644 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Overhead kick outta nowhere!

There are a lot worse things to do on a Tuesday night in Hackney then go to Rasputin’s for their 2 hot dogs and martini deal AND go to Papi’s for £1 fried chicken

The world is feeling very heavy at the moment so finding pockets of joy and community where possible. Perfect Sunday lunch at Rambutan’s fundraiser for those affected by Cyclone Ditwah, then home to Love Actually and cuddles with the cat friend

Simply love the chaos of the work kitchen at Christmas. Mutton rolls and yule logs? I’m here for it

Has anyone turned Buzz balls into baubles yet?

shut up and take my money www.goal.com/en-gb/news/s...

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Had some top tier mince pies already and we’re only a week into December (l-r: St John’s, Ayres the baker, Toad bakery)

Only braved leaving the house today because I had a pathological need to roast a chicken

I love him

Sometimes it’s good to try new things and push yourself out your comfort zone but Dabbers Bingo, I shan’t be returning

Cat couldn’t believe Zhou Yuelong finally beat Ronnie O’Sullivan

Attempting to do memes on bsky

Weighed myself at the gym and I’ve lost almost a stone so I immediately went and had a Christmas empanada and a gingerbread cookie because growing juicy muscles takes fuel

Whilst Peckham merch is a bit cringe, I fear I do need this mug in my life

It’s been four months and the mere sight of the lionesses still makes me well up

I live with a model

Singburi and Tim Key. A lovely little Friday

PSA to bad sleepers everywhere, it’s that time again, we can swap out white noise for test match cricket

holy moly these photos 😮‍💨 manabouttown.tv/lifestyle/wh...

Happy to report @danhancox.bsky.social is back on his bullshit (complimentary) observer.co.uk/style/featur...

Th Alison Roman spicy pork soup with pasta and Parmesan is the brown food we all need and deserve right now thehappyfoodie.co.uk/recipes/alis...

A beautiful thing happened last night in Bilbao where a charity football match took place. Palestine lost 3-0 but the important outcome was the solidarity of 50,000 fans who attended & waved the Palestinian flags in a great showing of humanity. #Palestine sportstar.thehindu.com/football/pal...

I was obviously never going to be a Bond girl so in my villain era

Wordle 1,609 2/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Maybe I should drink wine and three margaritas before doing wordle more

As if I didn’t love Rosalía’s new album enough, how horny I am for the Mike Tyson sample has also given me some fresh material for my therapist

obsessed with how big this baby might grow, just look at those comedy clown paws already!

Always wanted to go to Perilla and what better excuse than a charity dinner for Medical Aid for Palestine. 10/10, no notes

Trying my best to be a gym girly but this is as close as I’ll get

The Traitors is and always has been that bitch

Joe's face when he saw Nick had voted for him. #CelebrityTraitors