I’ve always said WA is the Queensland of the west.

Patty is the perfect captain, in that he’s much taller than the smaller boys, but is the shortest of the bigger boys.

Are both Rabada and Cummins added to the visitor’s honour board?

Can’t wait for this to be the new Carey pool metric.

Wonderfully articulated post on the hypocrisy of language around cricket records for women. The only asterisk for Cook’s batting record at the ground is the not out status and not the poor pitch finding from the ICC.

Did they broadcast Healy’s swipe at channel 7?

Green and gold wash

Not sure of any tenuous links for Sophie Ecclestone, but three Victorian names gilded on to the MCG honour boards.

Can’t trust the field, go through the stumps.

What more could she have done that over?

Middle stump out of the ground, beautiful sight.

That can’t have been far from the helmet

When will ground announcers learn that microphones amplify voices and they don’t need to screech into the mic?

Early breakthrough!

Beth Mooney defeats ENG in the 3rd T20I by 4 runs #AUSvENG

A new take on ‘pouch the ball’. So many innovations to the game.

Ouch

Lyon bouncer please

Regret face for Reddy

I hope Reddy isn’t stranded on 99, but would laugh if Siraj goes first ball.

Why did they run two and refuse all those singles?

Not sure bowling the same deliveries is going to change the momentum of this game

Jadeja is here for a good time, not necessarily a long time.

He’s a Victorian!

<barrage of bouncers to Akash> You might be wondering how I got into this situation…

Mitch Marsh is playing?

Time for some Travis Head filth?

India have taken their power surge

Tight slip formation

A compelling partnership by these two.

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Virat hoping talent is transferable

Is a fake field and throw still a five run penalty? #ausvind

Not sure Pat Cummins is who I would be bowling head high balls too. #ausvind

Richie!

Virat hulking up in this heat.

Great to see Akash joining the celebrappeal ranks.

The first Joel. Great decision.

I can only imagine the dot-to-dot outline Marnus will be sporting this evening.

Lovely Cowan from Usman

Hot spot shows there is contact with the ball, line that up with ultra edge please.

I thought all additional players and staff were meant to wear hi-vis vests. There have been six of these chaps strolling around the boundary at any given time.

A very binary sport

The powerplay is being used early this innings.

Konstas has Toblerone Madness

Golben Duckett

Why is there a Marnus in the Middle image on my phone, and why has my phone decided to highlight it today?

Cam Green would have taken that one

Fair grab #pappabison