Freddie Freeman ended it. Because of course he did. That's what he does.

Anyone know what the most pitches from a reliever in a World Series game is? Will Klein's 72 has to be up there. A guy who has never pitched more than 30 in an MLB game btw. What a beast.

The Fox Broadcast playing "Tomorrow" from Annie after the end of the 17th inning 💀💀💀

Shohei Ohtani (as of the beginning of the 16th inning) 2 Home Runs, 2 Doubles, 4 Walks. He is not human.

Pretty disappointed by the Mariners loss, but I'm still cautiously optimistic about the future. Cal Raleigh made it clear when he signed his extension, he wanted our front office to be serious about winning. They showed that they could do that at the trade deadline. Hoping for a big offseason 🤞

A choke of Seattle proportions.

I dislike George Springer.

I was just thinking, and you know who I haven't heard a ton about after he was dealt at the trade deadline? Jhoan Duran. Like there was a huge deal about his first game with Philly, and then I heard nothing about him for the rest of the year.

If the Mariners lose tonight, I will be sad. But if that happens, I need Vladdy and the Jays to go whoop the Dodgers.

God, I love watching Max Scherzer pitch, but I hate when it's against the Mariners.

Is Logan Evans eligible for the playoff roster? Because if he is, I 100% think he should get a spot, ESPECIALLY if Woo isn't ready to start on Sunday.

Mariners tied up their matchup and the Blue Jays once again put double digits on the Yankees. Good day for baseball.

My opinion of Life of a Showgirl: At its best, it's fine pop music. At its worst, it's unbearably cringy.

I just ran a 20 year OOTP sim to see who it predicts will make the Baseball Hall of Fame between now and 2045. The Hall of Famers: 2026 - Carlos Beltran 2027 - Alex Rodriguez 2028 - Albert Pujols, Robinson Cano, Yadier Molina 2029 - Miguel Cabrera, Zack Greinke, Ryan Braun 2030 - None (1/5)

Fun fact I just learned: If the MLB had used the current 3 wild card team playoff format throughout the entirety of the Mariners playoff drought from 2002 to 2021, the Mariners would've made the playoffs 4 times in that span ('02, '03, '07, '14). I am a fan of having more teams in the playoffs lol.

Bang

TORY HORTON HAVE A DAY

Someone needs to make a restaurant just selling fair food.

I cannot express how much I NEED a 60 homer year from Cal.

Your Seattle Mariners hold the AL West Tiebreaker 🔥

Got some awful news this morning. It's crazy how quickly you can go from feeling really good, happiest you've been in a while, to falling right back into depression.

Lord, take all of Bryan Woo's pain away and give it to me

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

The most Home Runs in a season by a Seattle Mariner is 56 by: Ken Griffey Jr. (1997) Ken Griffey Jr. (1998) Cal Raleigh (2025, 11 games remaining)

As much disdain as I have for Charlie Kirk, I am enraged at what just happened. We have a severe gun violence problem in America, and whether or not you like the victim does not change that fact.

Cautiously optimistic after these last few days for the Mariners.

Besides Barack Obama, every single president we've had since 1993 has been born in the 1940s. The guy who was US President in 1993 (Clinton) was born two months after our current president (Trump). The record for oldest president at the start of their term has been broken 3 elections in a row. Why?

In three days, the Dodgers took 2 No Hitters into the 9th and ended up with 0. Blake Treinen and Tayler Scott pitched in both games, and each of them blew it in one of the games.

I have 4 Fantasy teams. Two of them have basically secured wins. I now need a combined 35 point performance from DJ Moore and Aaron Jones and bad games from JJ McCarthy and Colston Loveland in order for me to go 4-0 week 1.

I'm curious about how many times in NFL history a team has won a game in which they missed two field goals. It just happened in the 49ers vs. Seahawks game.

I'm conflicted on how to feel about Harry Ford seeing 0 action in his first two days on the roster. One must wonder why they'd bring him up if they don't plan on giving him many PAs; however, it might be good that they aren't giving PAs to an inexperienced rookie in the middle of the playoff race.

French crowds are truly amazing. IL EST VRAIMENT PHENOMENAL!

Leo Rivas should never have been sent down lol

On today's list of awful human beings: this lady who thinks that Palestinian children killed in Gaza deserve it. And, as all Zionists do, she claims anyone who speaks poorly of her or Israel are "antisemitic."

In baseball news that everyone will be happy to hear: Every team currently has more than 46 losses, meaning the 2001 Mariners still hold the win record of 116 games.

Cal Raleigh is doing absolutely historical things this season, not just for a catcher, but for anyone. The season he is having not resulting in an MVP award would be a tragedy, whether or not you think Judge deserves it more.

CAL RALEIGH JUST HIT #49 Most home runs in a season by a catcher ever, and we still got over a month to go!

Throwing a punch when you're already on the chopping block is not a great way to keep a job in the NFL.

We had one year of a competitive AL Central last year and now we are right back to "One team is good, the rest are either mid or awful."

Mariners finally win a game 🙏

Mfers calling themselves "Alpha Males" but wouldn't hesitate if Trump demanded they lick his toes. "Alpha Males" don't exist, but if they did, almost everyone claiming to be one sure as hell wouldn't be one.

Baltimore fans booing while the trainer comes out to check on Munoz. Talk about 0 class.

My single regret about deleting my Twitter account is that I was once quote tweeted by Kurt Angle, and there is no longer any record of that ever happening.

In a perfect universe, this would be the MLB playoff bracket at the end of the season.

GOMS

Am I crazy for thinking the Mariners should be batting Naylor lead off? Best batting average on the team, stealing bags like Rickey Henderson since coming to Seattle, and Arozarena has really cooled off since moving to the lead off spot.

Jackson Kowar nearly doubling his ERA in just 2 batters faced. Thank god for the Mariners putting up numbers on offense today (though, if the game were closer, it definitely wouldn't have been Kowar pitching the 9th lol).

Just found out the "F Students are Inventors" guy is a convicted sex offender 😂 So many morons are worried about letting their kids near Drag Queens when they need to be worried about these macho "Alpha Males" like Andrew Tate and this douche.