will make an attempt to be more active on here. maybe

what the fuck

more of this guy’s weirdass worm cock coming soon to a half-dead account near you

i mean it all just goes to show you

fuckin around with some style stuff

i'm better at boiling water than all of you

got my awesome chin rubbed #cat

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commission

"sneak peek" = boring "sneak peak" = preferable but could be made even worse "sneek peak" = oh hell yeah that's terrible

New @deadbydaylight.bsky.social update good #mylittleoni

hey be nice okay?

[tenting my fingers while pacing around the stage during a writing seminar, 5 seconds before falling off the side and tearing multiple ligaments] cornholio, in fact, is among the most elegantly-written characters in all of fiction. one whose motive, whose reason for being, is immediately understood

i need to pay my medical bills helpp i will take comms that are most interesting to me so pls tell me what you want immediately contact me via email [email protected]

bigass electronic sign outside campus church says "god wants full custody not just weekend visits" which implies 1. god got divorced from one or both my parents and 2. he lost the fucking custody battle ????

here’s another post in case anyone would like one

this is my official thanks to the soulsborne genre for constantly presenting me with a bunch of really strange guys to be rabidly unwell about

character sketch, burning priest laerys

Just boys being boys (I haven't laughed this hard in a while) #vtuber #likeadragon youtu.be/IUA6d1Xx8nI

its 8 in the morning n i wouuld do unspeakable things for a burger already

[in a tone that suggests i'm trying to be helpful] there's lots of different shapes

every animal understands the endless importance of sour gummy worm and that’s why fish lures look like that and work

i feel like rebar would be very tasty

my very copper man

just some hashturs n dougs

collection of funny awful space robots (standalone sketch n an older batch of designs)

bigass electronic sign outside campus church says "god wants full custody not just weekend visits" which implies 1. god got divorced from one or both my parents and 2. he lost the fucking custody battle ????

stupid little transformer

you know, i've been thinking about it and i've decided that i don't really believe in molecules. everything's just atoms. an apple is just tons and tons of apple atoms. the last person who believed this probably died after falling in a cistern in the year 1600 and i am proud to carry on their legacy

i do not know how this place works. don’t worry tho i’m like an uh. any really smart bug. it’ll figure itself out

this account would not be complete without.. her

hi i’m kiiing im yet another tumblr rat fleeing the ship. i post art and sometimes im funny. here’s some stuff of mine