Dimon (forecasting a return to normal after Trump): Once these dumbass crooks go to jail, I’m buying everything up for nickels on the dollar. Dimon (reign of terror scenario hedge): You don’t want me, and I can finance the guillotines for the ballroom funders heads.

We did it America! The world now thinks we are the undisputed bad guys. Good job, 2024 voters. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I’d sooner buy AI toilet paper.

Every time I see a new episode, it’s an automatic press Play Next.

My irresponsible speculation is that they didn’t talk about anything of substance. I bet Zorhan spent the whole meeting trashing Cuomo, Hakeem, and Schumer and Trump absolutely loved it. DHS won’t be in NYC because this guy has rizz.

It is breathtaking how poorly Trump, Bondi, K$H, and MAGA Mike have screwed up every decision on handling the Epstein files over the last 6 months.

Elected Republicans are just criminals looting the country and protecting billionaire class pedos.

Trump is an Epstein pedo client. Trump has raped underage ladies. Mike Johnson, Bondi, Patel, and Blanche are in on the coverup. We can no longer deny these facts.

I feel like “mad at Merrick Garland” is going to hit a whole new level.

🚨🚨 Dems running for Senate and down ballot, this is your opportunity to take rural America back.

Senator Schumer is no longer effective and should be replaced. If you can’t lead the fight to stop healthcare premiums from skyrocketing for Americans, what will you fight for?

The caucus meeting was just to orchestrate who would fall on the sword but not be up for a vote in 2026.

Turns out Sleepy Joe was projection all along.

www.thebanner.com/community/ho... One of those articles that (a) has clearly been vetted very carefully by lawyers, (b) where a plausible story of what has going on is obvious if you read carefully, and (c) you worry both for people involved and because maybe indicative of _much_ bigger problems.

Don’t be fooled by the “15 years after Obamacare the Republicans still have no plan for healthcare.” They do have a plan. Rich people buy their own healthcare while the middle class and poor die. They haven’t figured out a message for that plan to the public.

Is it possible to bet everything I have against this campaign?

I am convinced Ross Douthat is an Andy Kaufman-style performance artist for trolling left-of-center NYT readers. NYT management funds this project for their private amusement under the cover of “The marketplace for ideas”.

This was definitely a three martini post.

Over on Twitter, I bet they are also all watching the game but every time something happens someone blames it on Jewish people.

Of course she is going to run again. If you have the ambition and your name alone carries you above 1% in the polls, you’d be crazy not to run. Right now, I don’t care what she says. We won’t know who has the juice to win until mid-late 2027.

Real Americans

This will be blocked by every layer of federal court until it gets to the Supreme Court. They will pull some bullshit 6-3 ruling for justifying the payment by way of the Originalist Theory of Executive Embezzlement.

Yes. Yes he is.

@gtconway.bsky.social, I think you’ll appreciate this one.

Is it legal to move my 401k into a sports betting account and make rolling all-in bets against UNC?

Unsurprisingly, standards was the first to get free pressed.

Turns out that states governed by cunts have more problems than states not governed by cunts. 🤯

They won’t condemn it because, obviously, this is who they are now. MAGA condemning nazis and fascists would be knocking out a foundational leg holding their coalition up.

I honestly don’t think anyone will care. The meaning of these accusations has been bleached by right wing media and the Trump Administration. This playbook was run on Zorhan and he has only become more popular with each passing day. If a candidate has the juice, this shit does not matter at all.

Trump asking Noem afterward: Habeas Corpus, at first I thought he was a Mexican, but the more I think about it, he sounds like a Jew.

Bill Belichick‘s legacy has been reduced to being a Tom Brady merchant.

The Trump Administration has turned ICE into a domestic terrorist organization against people who look like immigrants. The state is not going to save you. The people need to organize at the community level to resist and vote these fascist bums out at every level.

Giant Douche Canoe is tough, but fair.

The Supreme Court will overturn this ruling via some meritless memo bullshit on the shadow docket. We live in a country where six Justices would rather be useful tools for clown car fascism than actually fulfill their Constitutional obligations in a democratic republic.

They will release neither because the MAGA movement is both economic terrorism and a pedo protection racket for the rich and powerful.

Was Marie Antoinette this out of touch?

The Trump Administration sucks ass.

These people are wimps. If you fight, and vote with your dollars and attention, you will win.

MAGA political operator is the most pussified profession I’ve ever seen. “The president had to walk up an escalator. This is a security failure. Whoever did this committed treason!” What a bunch of bitches.

Trump’s America. Get fucked everyone!

If I were on a jury for a trial that could prove beyond a reasonable doubt that Comey’s reopening of the Clinton email investigation swung the election to Trump in 2016, then I would vote to convict Comey of treason. Trump and 9/11 are the two biggest attacks on the US of my lifetime.

I thought it was rooted in the fact that the President is a low information voter with early stage dementia. This President is so unequipped to solve any complex problem.

Electing the world’s biggest asshole has consequences.

This administration is blatantly looting the country.

The Trump Administration is a corruption singularity.

A briefcase is too big for $50k.

FFS. The only principle is fascism. Any other argument ignores all context of who is actually running this administration. This is embarrassing. Does anyone on this planet have less street smarts than Ross Douthat?

Another Trump Administration Fascist Friday